@504patrick.bsky.social
Do we have an official bingo card? I don’t know who runs these things.
March 4, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Do we have an official bingo card? I don’t know who runs these things.
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One of the most surreal days I've ever experienced in New Orleans. Only the Saints winning the Super Bowl and the stretch between August 2005 and late 2006 compare.
January 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
One of the most surreal days I've ever experienced in New Orleans. Only the Saints winning the Super Bowl and the stretch between August 2005 and late 2006 compare.
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it's nice that jimmy carter got to see the strawberry pop tart come back
December 30, 2024 at 1:36 AM
it's nice that jimmy carter got to see the strawberry pop tart come back
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Pluto is now in Aquarius and China's secret spy satellite has entered Chalmette.
December 22, 2024 at 3:08 PM
Pluto is now in Aquarius and China's secret spy satellite has entered Chalmette.
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My boyfriend peeled a massive bit of skin off his heel. We thought it looked like pig skin so decided (while drunk) to deep fry it and make human crackling. Tasted like gone off pork and the house stank for days.
December 1, 2024 at 9:25 PM
My boyfriend peeled a massive bit of skin off his heel. We thought it looked like pig skin so decided (while drunk) to deep fry it and make human crackling. Tasted like gone off pork and the house stank for days.
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Clark Griswold says he used 25,000 lights on his house. They appear to be C9 style bulbs. Incandescent since this was 1989. At 7 watts per bulb, he’s running 175,000 watts of exterior illumination. The equivalent of 350 full sized refrigerators.
November 29, 2024 at 4:48 AM
Clark Griswold says he used 25,000 lights on his house. They appear to be C9 style bulbs. Incandescent since this was 1989. At 7 watts per bulb, he’s running 175,000 watts of exterior illumination. The equivalent of 350 full sized refrigerators.
Your move, Latoya!
Y’all… everyone can go home, the Most Tennessee Story of the Year race is officially over 🫤 🏆
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November 29, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Your move, Latoya!
Kcirtäp - the fake faucets installed in the kitchens.
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
Hgïel, that impulse to buy loads of tcotchkes in the ground floor IKEA marketplace after walking through all the upper-level furniture showrooms.
Hgïel, that impulse to buy loads of tcotchkes in the ground floor IKEA marketplace after walking through all the upper-level furniture showrooms.
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
Enër, the Allen wrench you misplace two minutes after starting assembly.
Enër, the Allen wrench you misplace two minutes after starting assembly.
November 29, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Kcirtäp - the fake faucets installed in the kitchens.
@lisaloeb.bsky.social glad to see you over here! Welcome!
November 29, 2024 at 2:16 AM
@lisaloeb.bsky.social glad to see you over here! Welcome!
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Carrie Sims
Normally, a woman fainting in a crowded Chinese restaurant at 1410 Canal Street might not be cause for alarm. But in the case of Carrie Sims, the other customers called the police and the restaurant called for an ambulance. You see, Sims, a waitress at a restaurant on (continued)
Normally, a woman fainting in a crowded Chinese restaurant at 1410 Canal Street might not be cause for alarm. But in the case of Carrie Sims, the other customers called the police and the restaurant called for an ambulance. You see, Sims, a waitress at a restaurant on (continued)
November 26, 2024 at 10:10 AM
Carrie Sims
Normally, a woman fainting in a crowded Chinese restaurant at 1410 Canal Street might not be cause for alarm. But in the case of Carrie Sims, the other customers called the police and the restaurant called for an ambulance. You see, Sims, a waitress at a restaurant on (continued)
Normally, a woman fainting in a crowded Chinese restaurant at 1410 Canal Street might not be cause for alarm. But in the case of Carrie Sims, the other customers called the police and the restaurant called for an ambulance. You see, Sims, a waitress at a restaurant on (continued)
Friendly reminder: if you have a frozen turkey, it’s time to move to the fridge!
November 23, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Friendly reminder: if you have a frozen turkey, it’s time to move to the fridge!
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Jake Cowley is giving us a real Christmas Eve at the airport bar rendition of the national anthem
November 17, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Jake Cowley is giving us a real Christmas Eve at the airport bar rendition of the national anthem
Hey @veryonline.dad you gonna be able to get the weather station on here?
November 16, 2024 at 5:56 AM
Hey @veryonline.dad you gonna be able to get the weather station on here?
This is evidence that this is the place to be.
November 16, 2024 at 4:15 AM
This is evidence that this is the place to be.