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muellershewrote.com
That’s pretty literal.
December 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
314chler.bsky.social
eine der faszinierensten Art von Menschen sind jene, die Flaschen so aufs Kassaband legen, dass sich das Band unten durchdreht und die Flasche am gleichen Ort bleibt
December 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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janskudlarek.bsky.social
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Bild: "Eine Weihnachtsgeschichte Erzählung von Charles Dickens" Text: "It's important to remind people of the true meaning of christmas - ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more"
December 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
314chler.bsky.social
ja der neue Knives Out Film ist wirklich nicht schlecht
December 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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fleurdumal.bsky.social
Das "Warum geht die verdammte Lade schon wieder nicht auf"
Starterpack.
Haushaltsgeräte
December 12, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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cdniedlich.bsky.social
Dick Van Dyke darf ab heute nicht mehr „Das verrückte Labyrinth“ spielen. 😞
Eine Infografik zum 100. Geburtstag des Schauspielers Dick Van Dyke. Daneben das Brettspiel "Das verrückte Labyrinth". Ein Finger zeigt auf die generische Empfehlung "7-99 Jahre".
December 13, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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brianbilston.bsky.social
Here’s a poem called ‘An Invention of Collective Nouns’.
An Invention of Collective Nouns   A reckoning of spreadsheets. A distraction of smartphones. A prattle of podcasts. A mispronunciation of scones.   A clique of photographers. A heard of precedents. An enjambment of poets. A grope of presidents.   A pile of haemorrhoids. A bunion of personal trainers. A bout of estimations. A condescension of mansplainers.   A stroke of geniuses. A spot of adolescents. An embarrassment of Richards. A collection correction of pedants. Brian Bilston
December 13, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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roxycafe.bsky.social
Long shot, but does anyone in Switzerland have an emergency Theremin to loan tomorrow night ( Friday 12 December )?
#ViaMardot is playing a show in St Gallen, and the airline lost her equipment!!!

We can help pay for a courier if needed, please share to get this message out!!
#theremin #switzerland
December 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
314chler.bsky.social
Ah okay, das neues-Betriebssystem-für-alten-Laptop-suchen-Problem wurde durch aufschieben nicht gelöst *postvomSmartphonegesendetweilLaptopgehtnichtmehr
December 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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nautiker.bsky.social
Einen fröhlichen Hackentag all jenen, die ihn feiern!
sansculottid.es The French Republican Calendar @sansculottid.es · 7d
Today is Décadi the 20th of Frimaire in the year 234.
Frimaire is the month of frost.
Today we celebrate the grub-hoe.#JacobinDay

More information on the grub-hoe
An old time-y illustration of a the Grub-hoe.
December 10, 2025 at 7:27 AM
314chler.bsky.social
eventuell unpopular opinion, aber ich find die diversen Gerichtsverhandlungen der Polit- und Wirtschaftseliten nur halb so spannend wie ihr es tut
December 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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museumbums.bsky.social
Sometimes, when Matthew wasn't concentrating, his ear would start floating away 👍🏛️🍑👂🏻 #MuseumBums

Henry Fuselli's "Seated Male Nude: Anatomical Study (with ear detail)", c1770, from the @vamuseum.bsky.social 😁
An Anatomical sketch of a seated figure, above their head is a second attempt at getting ears right, but it looks like a little ear-shaped fairy floating above their shoulder
December 9, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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dieliser.bsky.social
Hat zufällig jemand Café- / Restaurant- und oder Shop-Tipps für Köln?
December 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
314chler.bsky.social
vermutlich kein Film den der Filmanalysetyp super finden würde, aber für mich persönlich einer der unterhaltsamsten Filme überhaupt
letterboxd.social Letterboxd @letterboxd.social · 10d
Ocean’s Eleven was released 24 years ago today 🎰
December 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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mikebenchcapon.bsky.social
Do cinema bros not realize that if the phone screen is too small you can just hold it closer to your face
December 7, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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shutupmikeginn.bsky.social
He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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hellabarnes.bsky.social
those who don’t break down their boxes for the cardboard dumpster are without honor
March 12, 2024 at 5:10 PM
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edburmila.bsky.social
*youth pastor voice*

Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
airbagged.bsky.social kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 12d
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
Sabrina walking the dog
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
314chler.bsky.social
warum schauen bei uns niemand Pluribus bin ich der einzige der das schaut und muss ich jetzt mit der AI über diese gottverdammte Serie reden???
December 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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sylvia-rose-books.bsky.social
#funny #humor #humorsky #ghosts #paranormal #supernatural #hauntedhouse
December 5, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
[Werner Herzog voice] He is monstrous, but in a more profound sense, Cookie Monster is also a victim
December 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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moabitsky.bsky.social
haben sie schon versucht das gerät auszuschalten und ausgeschaltet zu lassen?
December 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
The "myth of consensual sex" meme, where in the original a hugging couple says "I consent" next to a picture of Jesus and the bottom caption "isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?". The word "sex" is replaced with "induction", the man in the couple is replaced with an image of the sun and says "I rise", the woman's text is replaced with "I assume you always will", and the picture of Jesus is replaced with a picture of David Hume.
December 4, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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reactorsff.bsky.social
Consider the following before adopting a Manticore for your family
A Manticore with the caption "I am not a toy. I am not a pet. I am not a Christmas present. I am a 400 year commitment."
December 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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erdjohann.bsky.social
noch mal beim repost fehlte der alttext ähm
ein historisierendes gemälde einer mittelalterlichen fürstin mit dreispitzig aufragender kopfbedeckung mit schleier die eine treppe in einem zypressenbewachsenen garten herabsteigt dabei ihr dunkelblau-golden gemustertes kleid etwas anhebt und stolz in die ferne schaut während zwei pagen ihre lange purpurne schleppe hochhalten. dazu der text "i dont mean to brag but my posts are enjoyed by well over 2 people worldwide"
December 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM