Ryan Cowell
@13thfloor.bsky.social
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Atheist, introvert, woodworker, music lover, and I fucking hate Trump and Elon and the complicit GOP
I block accounts promoting MAGA, religion, crypto, investing, "being single", "weird" follows, and no bio
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Atheist, introvert, woodworker, music lover, and I fucking hate Trump and Elon and the complicit GOP
I block accounts promoting MAGA, religion, crypto, investing, "being single", "weird" follows, and no bio
DM at your own risk
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Ryan Cowell
@13thfloor.bsky.social
· Apr 27
I can assure you that when I'm the next Pope, I will learn just enough Latin to be able to tell JD Vance to fuck off in Latin, the way god would want it to be said
I live in a 3rd floor apartment so as long as the building hasn't partially collapsed my Roomba should be fine
I feel your pain lil Roomba, I live my life like I'm stuck in one way or another
I feel your pain lil Roomba, I live my life like I'm stuck in one way or another
December 4, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I live in a 3rd floor apartment so as long as the building hasn't partially collapsed my Roomba should be fine
I feel your pain lil Roomba, I live my life like I'm stuck in one way or another
I feel your pain lil Roomba, I live my life like I'm stuck in one way or another
My license plate got stolen last night
What kind of a piece of shit steals from a car with handicapped plates?
Maybe just someone who wanted a parking upgrade for all of their Christmas shopping at the mall
Fuckers
What kind of a piece of shit steals from a car with handicapped plates?
Maybe just someone who wanted a parking upgrade for all of their Christmas shopping at the mall
Fuckers
December 4, 2025 at 3:56 AM
My license plate got stolen last night
What kind of a piece of shit steals from a car with handicapped plates?
Maybe just someone who wanted a parking upgrade for all of their Christmas shopping at the mall
Fuckers
What kind of a piece of shit steals from a car with handicapped plates?
Maybe just someone who wanted a parking upgrade for all of their Christmas shopping at the mall
Fuckers
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Wake up, asshole. If I don't get to sleep through your presidency, you don't.
December 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Wake up, asshole. If I don't get to sleep through your presidency, you don't.
Fuuuuuuck
What is YOUR Word of the Year for 2025?
December 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Fuuuuuuck
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Doctors: We’re going to squeeze you into a cold metal tube.
Him: Sounds fun!
Doctors: You must have questions about what we’re doing and why?
Him: Nope. Nothing comes to mind.
Doctors: It’s kinda why we’re doing it.
Him: Sounds fun!
Doctors: You must have questions about what we’re doing and why?
Him: Nope. Nothing comes to mind.
Doctors: It’s kinda why we’re doing it.
December 1, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Doctors: We’re going to squeeze you into a cold metal tube.
Him: Sounds fun!
Doctors: You must have questions about what we’re doing and why?
Him: Nope. Nothing comes to mind.
Doctors: It’s kinda why we’re doing it.
Him: Sounds fun!
Doctors: You must have questions about what we’re doing and why?
Him: Nope. Nothing comes to mind.
Doctors: It’s kinda why we’re doing it.
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AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
December 1, 2025 at 8:07 PM
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I just turned 50 last month. I want a recliner so badly now...
December 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I just turned 50 last month. I want a recliner so badly now...
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“Ah, just one more thing, sir. You’re blowing up those boats, saying they’re filled with drugs headed for the US. But then you go and pardon the guy who brought in 400 tons of cocaine. That’s billions of doses. Help me understand that.”
November 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
“Ah, just one more thing, sir. You’re blowing up those boats, saying they’re filled with drugs headed for the US. But then you go and pardon the guy who brought in 400 tons of cocaine. That’s billions of doses. Help me understand that.”
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He’s wearing a shirt with his own name on it - that’s how you dress when you’re not 100% sure you’ll remember who you are today.
November 30, 2025 at 3:56 AM
He’s wearing a shirt with his own name on it - that’s how you dress when you’re not 100% sure you’ll remember who you are today.
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Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:
Swingin' Utters (3)
The Drowns (3)
Apes of The State (2)
The Templars (2)
Iron Chic (1)
Swingin' Utters (3)
The Drowns (3)
Apes of The State (2)
The Templars (2)
Iron Chic (1)
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:
Thievery Corporation
HAIM
The New Pornographers (x2)
Yumi Zouma
Spiritualized
Thievery Corporation
HAIM
The New Pornographers (x2)
Yumi Zouma
Spiritualized
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
November 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:
Swingin' Utters (3)
The Drowns (3)
Apes of The State (2)
The Templars (2)
Iron Chic (1)
Swingin' Utters (3)
The Drowns (3)
Apes of The State (2)
The Templars (2)
Iron Chic (1)
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This Black Friday, weaintbuyingit.com.
November 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
This Black Friday, weaintbuyingit.com.
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AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
November 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
It's time to play is it fireworks or an ICE raid?
November 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM
It's time to play is it fireworks or an ICE raid?
I decided against stuffing myself all day today. I saved the pie and cool whip for tomorrow at which point I will eat all of it
November 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I decided against stuffing myself all day today. I saved the pie and cool whip for tomorrow at which point I will eat all of it
What time does someone throw the frozen pizza in the oven for Thanksgiving lunch/dinner?
November 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
What time does someone throw the frozen pizza in the oven for Thanksgiving lunch/dinner?
Important science alert
November 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Important science alert
Same
Masochist Dog Enjoys Being Walked Around On Leash While Naked https://theonion.com/masochist-dog-enjoys-being-walked-around-on-leash-while-1819575370/
November 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Same
I think my Thanksgiving turkey will be Wild Turkey 101
November 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I think my Thanksgiving turkey will be Wild Turkey 101
I am so fucking cranky this morning. Over the weekend my insomnia won in the battle against sleeping pills
I would definitely punch a Nazi today
I would definitely punch a Nazi today
November 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I am so fucking cranky this morning. Over the weekend my insomnia won in the battle against sleeping pills
I would definitely punch a Nazi today
I would definitely punch a Nazi today
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Jimmy Kimmel's response to Trump's latest call for him to be fired:
"I'll go when you go, okay? We'll be a team. Let's ride off into the sunset together like Butch Cassidy and the Suntan Kid. And until then, if I may borrow a phrase from you: 'quiet, piggy.'"
"I'll go when you go, okay? We'll be a team. Let's ride off into the sunset together like Butch Cassidy and the Suntan Kid. And until then, if I may borrow a phrase from you: 'quiet, piggy.'"
November 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Jimmy Kimmel's response to Trump's latest call for him to be fired:
"I'll go when you go, okay? We'll be a team. Let's ride off into the sunset together like Butch Cassidy and the Suntan Kid. And until then, if I may borrow a phrase from you: 'quiet, piggy.'"
"I'll go when you go, okay? We'll be a team. Let's ride off into the sunset together like Butch Cassidy and the Suntan Kid. And until then, if I may borrow a phrase from you: 'quiet, piggy.'"
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US Congress voted 285–98 to condemn "socialism." 88 Democrats joined Republicans, including Hakeem Jeffries.
What they mean by socialism is your access to healthcare, housing, safety regulations, and anything that benefits you instead of the oligarchy. There has been no vote to condemn fascism. #3E
What they mean by socialism is your access to healthcare, housing, safety regulations, and anything that benefits you instead of the oligarchy. There has been no vote to condemn fascism. #3E
November 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
US Congress voted 285–98 to condemn "socialism." 88 Democrats joined Republicans, including Hakeem Jeffries.
What they mean by socialism is your access to healthcare, housing, safety regulations, and anything that benefits you instead of the oligarchy. There has been no vote to condemn fascism. #3E
What they mean by socialism is your access to healthcare, housing, safety regulations, and anything that benefits you instead of the oligarchy. There has been no vote to condemn fascism. #3E