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"Don't worry, this'll all be interesting when I'm dead"
- Coz Baldwin (1980 - 2022)

once a software dev, an avionics hwe (on a no-fly list lmao), and at last a net&sys engineer. now a tanuki in hospice.

she/her - eng/esp/рус - ♿🏳️‍🌈+🇲🇽🇱🇧 - 20+ posts/day
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leila 🍃 @0xd0.cc · Dec 7
i will kill myself
In this account we usually hate the Limburgish but starting today and till the end of the season, one will be tolerated and supported

The enemy of my enemy is my best friend
2am thought of the night is that I had to explain that some Arabs are indeed white to my date yesterday

i mean yeah i not everyone is Syrian and of a religious minority there but still some of us are white bro
January 8, 2026 at 7:50 AM
My brain sometimes plays the Mario Kart 8 pre-match player list loading sound for no reason
January 8, 2026 at 5:36 AM
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Had to delete the original because
January 8, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Refusing to offer a support contract to a client using Microsoft services is a god given right one must always exercise if you use anything other than Azure at your company you're doing everything wrong and torturing us sysengs on answering stupid tickets you could've asked MS to fix instead
January 8, 2026 at 1:24 AM
swallowing out of guilt because not doing so would be wasting it all and there are children starving in Africa or something
January 7, 2026 at 10:03 PM
rat bites
January 7, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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January 7, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Should've pulled a shy librarian before that but oh well

Time to rizz foxgirls
Like Mamizou going from her human form to her bakedanuki form, I really went from being an indifferent and dark character to HAII HELLOOO
January 7, 2026 at 9:13 AM
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You’re pushed on by numbers and punitive measures: pain, rejection, and unpaid bills. You can either play or you can crawl under a boat and waste away -- turn into salt or a flock of seagulls. Your enemies would love that. Or you can fight. The only way to load the dice is to keep on fighting.
January 7, 2026 at 9:05 AM
Cutting my hair was like Azazel from Helltakers becoming Loremaster but backwards

Omnipotent bitch to "i dont know what im doing but hi" transition
January 7, 2026 at 9:04 AM
today in "leila takes prescription drugs without a prescription":

diy vasodilator and angina treatment (I also need to fuck a guy next week)
i made the joke that i was glad i hadn't taken viagra earlier due to that possibly making me have a heart attack mid sex

only to now realise viagra might actually help me because its a vasodilator. bruh.
January 7, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Thinking about the whole "songs that accompanied me through life" thing and the effect on me as an element of change

Those 4 days of my life where I basically only listened to 2 songs have probably changed me more than anything

I've changed a lot.

music.apple.com/mx/album/be-...
Be Brave by Modest Mouse on Apple Music
Song · 2015 · Duration 3:30
music.apple.com
January 6, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Dreamed that I "flirted" with a guy from Azerbaijan at a party by saying "welcome to skibidi toilet baku my dudes"

I woke up with a deep feeling of dying inside what the fuck is wrong with me
January 6, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Presente by Little Jesus on Apple Music
Song · 2023 · Duration 5:12
music.apple.com
January 5, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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if gamergate 2 kicks off because of a post about isabelle's big naturals that's so stupid I am gonna move to the fuckin hills and become a sheepherder
January 5, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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January 5, 2026 at 7:12 PM
NO NO NO ITS NOT RANDOM GIRL I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU YOU WILL NOT TAKE MY RANDOM FIRL AWAY FUCK YOU I WILL FOREVER KEEP RANDOMING MY FIRL NUH UH NO RANDOM GIRL
January 5, 2026 at 8:57 AM
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January 4, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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I do not condone bullying, but if you’re going to bully someone, do it right. Ask for their pronouns first.

Slungus
January 4, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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Married someone from another country and the best perk is their family thinks I don't understand the language, so I'm always "excused" from the endless in-law debates. I just smile, nod, and enjoy the peace.
January 4, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Good news:
- They got Maduro
Bad news:
- They got Maduro
January 3, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Roamed to my ex's town in Grindr because I hate myself and sometimes I should not be allowed to be online and all I can say is damn shawty you surrounded by bitches and can't pull any like that?

I kinda wanna DM a girl from there idc she's 9300km away from me she cute
January 3, 2026 at 8:01 AM
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January 3, 2026 at 7:25 AM
To whoever at AT&T fell for the Next.js meme:

I hope you explode
January 3, 2026 at 3:16 AM