Johnny Gray Skies
@0din9.bsky.social
Remember when GW Out was the dream? Well, it's gonna be that way with MP and it's gonna be glorious.
December 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Remember when GW Out was the dream? Well, it's gonna be that way with MP and it's gonna be glorious.
Me looking on offer up for a keyboard and seeing all the "take it, free, it's yours" old upright pianos
a woman is making a funny face while looking at the camera .
Alt: a woman is making a funny face where she is thinking about it and then realizing no while looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Me looking on offer up for a keyboard and seeing all the "take it, free, it's yours" old upright pianos
Me during the recording session this weekend for the new Stars Of Cascadia record
December 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Me during the recording session this weekend for the new Stars Of Cascadia record
I just want a blue sky wrapped addition of "wow, THESE posts didn't make the grade" and it's just a list of every post I made that didn't get any likes or responses.
December 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I just want a blue sky wrapped addition of "wow, THESE posts didn't make the grade" and it's just a list of every post I made that didn't get any likes or responses.
Lol, that's about right
December 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Lol, that's about right
Lol, eat shit San Diego.
November 30, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Lol, eat shit San Diego.
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More clickbait Jira tickets
• You won’t BELIEVE what TESTERS FOUND in THIS RELEASE!
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• Does your team struggle with technical debt? Check this expert tip on what to plan for next!
• You’ll be SHOCKED at where we found ANOTHER DAMN TYPO
• You won’t BELIEVE what TESTERS FOUND in THIS RELEASE!
• This bug is BAFFLING users - can it be reproduced? CLICK HERE
• Does your team struggle with technical debt? Check this expert tip on what to plan for next!
• You’ll be SHOCKED at where we found ANOTHER DAMN TYPO
June 15, 2024 at 2:20 AM
More clickbait Jira tickets
• You won’t BELIEVE what TESTERS FOUND in THIS RELEASE!
• This bug is BAFFLING users - can it be reproduced? CLICK HERE
• Does your team struggle with technical debt? Check this expert tip on what to plan for next!
• You’ll be SHOCKED at where we found ANOTHER DAMN TYPO
• You won’t BELIEVE what TESTERS FOUND in THIS RELEASE!
• This bug is BAFFLING users - can it be reproduced? CLICK HERE
• Does your team struggle with technical debt? Check this expert tip on what to plan for next!
• You’ll be SHOCKED at where we found ANOTHER DAMN TYPO
May this twerky bless your timeline
a thanksgiving break advertisement with a turkey on a plate
ALT: a thanksgiving break advertisement with a turkey on a plate
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
May this twerky bless your timeline
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HE SAID TO BRING HIM THE SISQO
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
HE SAID TO BRING HIM THE SISQO
The parade trots out Shaggy for a medley of his best early 2000s hits as the millennial parents in the crowd goes wild and I finally understand why your grandpa was twerking to gene krupa.
November 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
The parade trots out Shaggy for a medley of his best early 2000s hits as the millennial parents in the crowd goes wild and I finally understand why your grandpa was twerking to gene krupa.
There's nothing funnier than a guy singing pop country hits about tequila and partying on a green giant veggie float for the kids
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
There's nothing funnier than a guy singing pop country hits about tequila and partying on a green giant veggie float for the kids
The lengths I will go to in order to get a free trial for today to avoid signing up for another streaming service
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The lengths I will go to in order to get a free trial for today to avoid signing up for another streaming service
I sincerely hope that Jimbus the Turkey brought you all your marzipan new england dioramas and non-gmo wheat strains to celebrate the bountiful harvest like he does for all good children
November 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I sincerely hope that Jimbus the Turkey brought you all your marzipan new england dioramas and non-gmo wheat strains to celebrate the bountiful harvest like he does for all good children
No one that follows me is going to do this, but I'm just going to say it anyway.
No, you shouldn't get an AI toy for your kid. No, your AI toy isn't a "new teddy ruxpin" and Yes, it makes you a bad person, parent and/or uncle/aunt.
No, you shouldn't get an AI toy for your kid. No, your AI toy isn't a "new teddy ruxpin" and Yes, it makes you a bad person, parent and/or uncle/aunt.
November 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
No one that follows me is going to do this, but I'm just going to say it anyway.
No, you shouldn't get an AI toy for your kid. No, your AI toy isn't a "new teddy ruxpin" and Yes, it makes you a bad person, parent and/or uncle/aunt.
No, you shouldn't get an AI toy for your kid. No, your AI toy isn't a "new teddy ruxpin" and Yes, it makes you a bad person, parent and/or uncle/aunt.
Turns out that taking someone to the airport on the day before thanksgiving is a fun experience.
November 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Turns out that taking someone to the airport on the day before thanksgiving is a fun experience.
No thanksgiving for ICE
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
No thanksgiving for ICE
Did more this season than Neville has done his entire career, and still agree that he didn't need to have another season.
BREAKING #NWSL NEWS: The Portland Thorns have fired head coach Rob Gale.
The Thorns finished third this season and made the semifinals. Results were up and down, although they also dealt with lots of key absences.
The Thorns finished third this season and made the semifinals. Results were up and down, although they also dealt with lots of key absences.
Sources: Portland Thorns fire coach Rob Gale
The Portland Thorns have fired head coach Rob Gale, multiple sources told ESPN.
www.espn.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Did more this season than Neville has done his entire career, and still agree that he didn't need to have another season.
Getting older is realizing I don't give a shit about star wars rankings and I like nearly all of them for different reasons.
November 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Getting older is realizing I don't give a shit about star wars rankings and I like nearly all of them for different reasons.
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Cancer remission.
xkcd.com/3172/
xkcd.com/3172/
Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Cancer remission.
xkcd.com/3172/
xkcd.com/3172/
This whole article is a fascinating insight into the current houseless/homeless situation in eastern Oregon. There's some fascinating quotes in this piece.
www.argusobserver.com/free_access/...
www.argusobserver.com/free_access/...
November 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
This whole article is a fascinating insight into the current houseless/homeless situation in eastern Oregon. There's some fascinating quotes in this piece.
www.argusobserver.com/free_access/...
www.argusobserver.com/free_access/...
DOGE was Robsepierre'd? Hilarious.
November 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
DOGE was Robsepierre'd? Hilarious.
Hey @nomadpdx.bsky.social
Just a reminder that you are still paying for MAX.
Also, I didn't order the 39.99 AEW PPV because I didn't know if you had the right card on file. I'll just download it for you instead.
Just a reminder that you are still paying for MAX.
Also, I didn't order the 39.99 AEW PPV because I didn't know if you had the right card on file. I'll just download it for you instead.
November 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Hey @nomadpdx.bsky.social
Just a reminder that you are still paying for MAX.
Also, I didn't order the 39.99 AEW PPV because I didn't know if you had the right card on file. I'll just download it for you instead.
Just a reminder that you are still paying for MAX.
Also, I didn't order the 39.99 AEW PPV because I didn't know if you had the right card on file. I'll just download it for you instead.
Teams already doing things..................
🇧🇷 Sources: Orlando City finalizing a deal to sign Brazilian defensive midfielder Luis Otávio from Internacional.
Otávio, 18, already has 27 first team apps for Internacional in Brazil. Highly rated d-mid.
U-22 Initiative deal.
Otávio, 18, already has 27 first team apps for Internacional in Brazil. Highly rated d-mid.
U-22 Initiative deal.
November 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Teams already doing things..................
"There's no e in schdule"
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November 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
"There's no e in schdule"
"There's no e in schdule"
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Lol, timbers aren't getting that inter Miami payday this year.
November 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Lol, timbers aren't getting that inter Miami payday this year.