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Johnny Gray Skies @0din9.bsky.social · 2h

Lignan Deez nuts?

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Johnny Gray Skies @0din9.bsky.social · 21h

Finally back in my wheelhouse

(Writing sad songs)

Johnny Gray Skies @0din9.bsky.social · 1d

Winchester Mystery White House

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Timbers Army @timbersarmy.org · 1d

TIFO CREW WANTS YOU! It’s crunch time, and we need your help to paint our home playoff match on 11/1. Click the link below to sign up!
#RCTID 🎨🪓🌲

107ist.org/event-6412557

107 Independent Supporters Trust - Timbers Army PLAYOFFS Tifo Painting - 10/27, 10/28, & 10/29

107ist.org

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TrustedReveler @trustedreveler.bsky.social · 1d

Hello! I’m about $350 away from my goal, please consider donating this weekend?

TrustedReveler @trustedreveler.bsky.social · 16d

I am participating in Extra Life again this year! If you’re able to pitch in some money to help kids and families with medical needs, please hit the link below or share. I promise to be funny with my friends during a stream.

www.extra-life.org/participants...

Extra Life | Change Kids' Health, Change the Future

I'm raising funds with #EXTRALIFE for kids treated at my Children's Miracle Network Hospitals! I need your help to reach my fundraising goal. Please donate today to change kids' health.

www.extra-life.org

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Johnny Gray Skies @0din9.bsky.social · 1d

The kid played exactly one half of soccer at forward for the entire season

Played 45 minutes with no sub and scored two goals

but in keeping with her Portland Timbers heritage she did not score a hat trick.

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Bloody Hield 🎃🦇 @velodus.bsky.social · 1d

The Blazers players trying to persevere without having Billups coaching them anymore

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Johnny Gray Skies @0din9.bsky.social · 1d

Chauncey must've had the over in this game.

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Johnny Gray Skies @0din9.bsky.social · 1d

This ends the first of our free streaming trials. Long may they continue.

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Johnny Gray Skies @0din9.bsky.social · 1d

The problem that MLS has is that many of us barely, and I mean barely, tolerate the league because we have to and also a three game series is the dumbest thing in existence.

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Johnny Gray Skies @0din9.bsky.social · 1d

Woke Reagan.

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Johnny Gray Skies @0din9.bsky.social · 1d

That inning was so long that Blake Snell is ready to go again.

Johnny Gray Skies @0din9.bsky.social · 1d

Just a bit inside

Johnny Gray Skies @0din9.bsky.social · 1d

Back in my day players would hustle down the baseline*

* (They would actually just use steroids and hgh, put on a bunch of body armor and crowd the strike zone)

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Johnny Gray Skies @0din9.bsky.social · 1d

Well that was a stark reminder that the blue jays winning would make Drake happy.

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Johnny Gray Skies @0din9.bsky.social · 1d

Phil Neville tweets.

Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe he shouldn't have started 3 d-mids and a pair of CBs who've barely played togehter idk.

Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 1d

If I was BJ or a Nashville fan I'd be wildly more concerned by the complete inability to create anything tonight than the defensive brain farts

Johnny Gray Skies @0din9.bsky.social · 1d

You might need some more Fluharty

Johnny Gray Skies @0din9.bsky.social · 1d

Fluharty may cause emotional destabilization, suicidal thoughts, extreme chaffing, an inability to say the word mauve and explosive flatulence

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Johnny Gray Skies @0din9.bsky.social · 1d

Gotta be honest, don't think this Ohtani fella has a future in the game.

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Johnny Gray Skies @0din9.bsky.social · 1d

So Marlins guy just sits there while everyone around him celebrates or does he celebrate as well?

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Johnny Gray Skies @0din9.bsky.social · 1d

"BRING BACK THE STIRRUP," he yells at his television as he fantasizes about the kind of nickname Snell would have if he was pitching in 1951.

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Johnny Gray Skies @0din9.bsky.social · 1d

THESE ARE USA BATTERIES AND MADE IN THE USA THESE USA BATTERIES CAUSE THEY ARE MADE IN THE USA
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(made with global parts)

Johnny Gray Skies @0din9.bsky.social · 1d

i don't think he is actually playing the organ, guys.

Johnny Gray Skies @0din9.bsky.social · 1d

a gray cat with its arms outstretched against a green background

ALT: a gray cat with its arms outstretched against a green background

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Johnny Gray Skies @0din9.bsky.social · 1d

Rave Cat Break

a dog is standing in front of a pink light and a purple light .

ALT: a dog is standing in front of a pink light and a purple light .

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