Dark Allie
@zoologicallie.bsky.social
nature's greatest, goofiest, prettiest monster
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She/she/they (I prefer the capitalization.)
Finding Monster Right: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social
She/she/they (I prefer the capitalization.)
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Dark Allie
@zoologicallie.bsky.social
· Jul 29
![A set of steel double doors on a stone wall. One of the doors is open, and the other is labelled "A[frican] Pl[ains] BLDG B Giraffe". Above the doors is another set of doors, which can be opened in case a giraffe-sized door is needed. Outside the doors is a blue bucket of acacia branches.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:zodrtpczsi73mcqaau7isvgb/bafkreie27coq5mywcyyoytlvz62aq5nwlxqtxdbypi2uqcis3642kgm4am@jpeg)
Sometimes when I feel like the world is a terrible place, I try to remember that the door behind the giraffe exhibit at my old job is extra-tall so giraffes can go through it in case of a giraffe-related emergency scenario.
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WATCH: "They are underwater across the board, and they know it. And that is causing them to double down in public. But it is backfiring. That is why—whether it's a shutdown, whether it's all of this—they want us to blink first. And we have too much to save," says AOC.
October 1, 2025 at 1:03 AM
WATCH: "They are underwater across the board, and they know it. And that is causing them to double down in public. But it is backfiring. That is why—whether it's a shutdown, whether it's all of this—they want us to blink first. And we have too much to save," says AOC.
tom waits for no man
September 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
tom waits for no man
"Knees are like if your armpits were halfway between your butt and your feet."
–most convincing line from my upcoming campaign to get people to wash their legs in the shower
–most convincing line from my upcoming campaign to get people to wash their legs in the shower
September 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
"Knees are like if your armpits were halfway between your butt and your feet."
–most convincing line from my upcoming campaign to get people to wash their legs in the shower
–most convincing line from my upcoming campaign to get people to wash their legs in the shower
I had a dream where I was falling through a vortex of golden fire and I heard a voice say "Before anything was, I AM."
In another dream, I met God as an old woman driving a fanboat. He told me his pronouns were He/She/They/It. Then I woke up.
Anyone else get God dreams, or should I start a cult?
In another dream, I met God as an old woman driving a fanboat. He told me his pronouns were He/She/They/It. Then I woke up.
Anyone else get God dreams, or should I start a cult?
September 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I had a dream where I was falling through a vortex of golden fire and I heard a voice say "Before anything was, I AM."
In another dream, I met God as an old woman driving a fanboat. He told me his pronouns were He/She/They/It. Then I woke up.
Anyone else get God dreams, or should I start a cult?
In another dream, I met God as an old woman driving a fanboat. He told me his pronouns were He/She/They/It. Then I woke up.
Anyone else get God dreams, or should I start a cult?
I've almost forgotten how genuinely excited I was for Colbert 2008 (I was 13 and thought he had a long shot at winning). 20 years later, fuck it. I'm all in. #Colbert2028
September 15, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I've almost forgotten how genuinely excited I was for Colbert 2008 (I was 13 and thought he had a long shot at winning). 20 years later, fuck it. I'm all in. #Colbert2028
What's up I spent the week getting my whole ass handed to me in fanorona did I miss anything regular ?
September 14, 2025 at 6:36 AM
What's up I spent the week getting my whole ass handed to me in fanorona did I miss anything regular ?
Credit to this dogshit decade where it's due: If you went back in time to the 90s and used the phrase "crashing out", I'd be like "Yep, that's slang from the future, alright."
August 3, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Credit to this dogshit decade where it's due: If you went back in time to the 90s and used the phrase "crashing out", I'd be like "Yep, that's slang from the future, alright."
Before this decade is out we will have Michael Crichton nanobot swarms that kill you for saying fuck. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard!
July 31, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Before this decade is out we will have Michael Crichton nanobot swarms that kill you for saying fuck. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard!
Reposting this to prove I'm alive (I'm currently at Panel 2).
why do i feel so bad lately | patreon.com/lubchansky
July 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Reposting this to prove I'm alive (I'm currently at Panel 2).
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NEW: Democracy is alive in Philly!
Amazing scenes in Philadelphia as thousands hit the streets for the anti-Trump protest.
#NoKings #50501Movement
Amazing scenes in Philadelphia as thousands hit the streets for the anti-Trump protest.
#NoKings #50501Movement
June 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
NEW: Democracy is alive in Philly!
Amazing scenes in Philadelphia as thousands hit the streets for the anti-Trump protest.
#NoKings #50501Movement
Amazing scenes in Philadelphia as thousands hit the streets for the anti-Trump protest.
#NoKings #50501Movement
A consequence of "as above, so below".
Supernatural entities exist ONLY in the minds of those who believe in them. Changing one's belief in an entity changes the entity itself in one's perception of reality. And if EVERY believer in an entity ceases to believe, the entity ceases to exist.
Supernatural entities exist ONLY in the minds of those who believe in them. Changing one's belief in an entity changes the entity itself in one's perception of reality. And if EVERY believer in an entity ceases to believe, the entity ceases to exist.
I have to confess that one of my beliefs that I hold to be true is that if a human were to face a malicious supernatural entity then the tenacity of their flesh is less significant a factor as their force of will. If you believe you can leave Hell hard enough you probably can walk thru the fire.
June 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
A consequence of "as above, so below".
Supernatural entities exist ONLY in the minds of those who believe in them. Changing one's belief in an entity changes the entity itself in one's perception of reality. And if EVERY believer in an entity ceases to believe, the entity ceases to exist.
Supernatural entities exist ONLY in the minds of those who believe in them. Changing one's belief in an entity changes the entity itself in one's perception of reality. And if EVERY believer in an entity ceases to believe, the entity ceases to exist.
Let's just give one guy all of our money and the rest of us go back to using seashells or something. Have fun with all your green paper, idiot; I'm under the sea up in this
June 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Let's just give one guy all of our money and the rest of us go back to using seashells or something. Have fun with all your green paper, idiot; I'm under the sea up in this
happy pride month to these two and their bullshit
June 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
happy pride month to these two and their bullshit
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Gofundme is here.
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Donate to Support Diana's Recovery from Acid Attack, organized by Shiloh Colon
On Sunday June 1st, around 1:30pm, Diana was getting off the L at 52nd street t… Shiloh Colon needs your support for Support Diana's Recovery from Acid Attack
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June 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Gofundme is here.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-di...
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‼️My comrades and I over at Rebel Science Union are excited to release our first newsletter!
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June 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
‼️My comrades and I over at Rebel Science Union are excited to release our first newsletter!
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The belief that the Federation needs Section 31 is itself the myth upon which Section 31's continued existence depends.
It's the end result of higher-ups shoving the most sadistic people in the UFP into a little cordoned-off section of Starfleet Intelligence and hoping Pandora never opens that box.
It's the end result of higher-ups shoving the most sadistic people in the UFP into a little cordoned-off section of Starfleet Intelligence and hoping Pandora never opens that box.
May 30, 2025 at 10:09 PM
The belief that the Federation needs Section 31 is itself the myth upon which Section 31's continued existence depends.
It's the end result of higher-ups shoving the most sadistic people in the UFP into a little cordoned-off section of Starfleet Intelligence and hoping Pandora never opens that box.
It's the end result of higher-ups shoving the most sadistic people in the UFP into a little cordoned-off section of Starfleet Intelligence and hoping Pandora never opens that box.
May 30, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I'm not old, British, or a dude, but I feel like I'm spooky enough to make up for all that.
Cast me as Tarkin, you cowards.
You may fiah hwen rready.
Cast me as Tarkin, you cowards.
You may fiah hwen rready.
In other news Rogue One is still flawed-but-compelling and god damn just recast Tarkin, this isn’t hard, there’s lots of spooky old British dudes, I’m sure you could have found one, just recast, just recast, just re
May 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I'm not old, British, or a dude, but I feel like I'm spooky enough to make up for all that.
Cast me as Tarkin, you cowards.
You may fiah hwen rready.
Cast me as Tarkin, you cowards.
You may fiah hwen rready.
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HAN SOLO: great band
BARTENDER: that's jizz music. my cousin is the saxoboner player. he can really blow that thing
HAN: excuse me?
BARTENDER: oh, our lingo is a little different around here
HAN: can I get a drink
BARTENDER: one tall glass of cum, coming up
BARTENDER: that's jizz music. my cousin is the saxoboner player. he can really blow that thing
HAN: excuse me?
BARTENDER: oh, our lingo is a little different around here
HAN: can I get a drink
BARTENDER: one tall glass of cum, coming up
May 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
HAN SOLO: great band
BARTENDER: that's jizz music. my cousin is the saxoboner player. he can really blow that thing
HAN: excuse me?
BARTENDER: oh, our lingo is a little different around here
HAN: can I get a drink
BARTENDER: one tall glass of cum, coming up
BARTENDER: that's jizz music. my cousin is the saxoboner player. he can really blow that thing
HAN: excuse me?
BARTENDER: oh, our lingo is a little different around here
HAN: can I get a drink
BARTENDER: one tall glass of cum, coming up
"Growing up, I had a family friend who drowned a bunch of people and then made us throw a weird sad party for him every week."
—Me, in My new career as the opposite of a youth minister
—Me, in My new career as the opposite of a youth minister
May 27, 2025 at 4:31 AM
"Growing up, I had a family friend who drowned a bunch of people and then made us throw a weird sad party for him every week."
—Me, in My new career as the opposite of a youth minister
—Me, in My new career as the opposite of a youth minister
🖤💜
Get cherished, dork.
Oh wait—you already are! By ME!🥹🫂🫶🏻
Oh wait—you already are! By ME!🥹🫂🫶🏻
May 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Does anyone know of a Firefox extension that can successfully block websites from appearing in DuckDuckGo image search results?
May 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Does anyone know of a Firefox extension that can successfully block websites from appearing in DuckDuckGo image search results?
I'm gonna keep on dancin' at the
May 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I'm gonna keep on dancin' at the
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Deep in my heart I do not believe that Jurassic Park would pose substantially different or more challenging security issues than any well stocked zoo.
April 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Deep in my heart I do not believe that Jurassic Park would pose substantially different or more challenging security issues than any well stocked zoo.
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It's like Candle in the Wind for horrible people.
April 20, 2025 at 3:03 AM
It's like Candle in the Wind for horrible people.