EVIL 80'S ELF
@zelprime.bsky.social
Bold of you to assume i have descriptive personal elements
Every now and again I have to remember that this mind governs the country
August 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Every now and again I have to remember that this mind governs the country
Hi boysss and gulsssss im ur new health secretary. want sum horrseee dewormerrrr. how bout some milk with pooooop in itttt. it cures covidddddddddd
February 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Hi boysss and gulsssss im ur new health secretary. want sum horrseee dewormerrrr. how bout some milk with pooooop in itttt. it cures covidddddddddd
Just posting this picture because I immediately realized that if I ever came across this, yarn kittan would have a home for life and it's why I have to be very careful in a world full of collectable sweet things
February 12, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Just posting this picture because I immediately realized that if I ever came across this, yarn kittan would have a home for life and it's why I have to be very careful in a world full of collectable sweet things
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Best post of the season.
February 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Best post of the season.
my absolute favorite part of this entire Culture Moment™ is that the entire halftime show was a poet laureate level performance about the black experience, coded and metaphored in a way that the oppressors it talks about can not and will not understand it even when it is played directly at them live
February 10, 2025 at 12:18 PM
my absolute favorite part of this entire Culture Moment™ is that the entire halftime show was a poet laureate level performance about the black experience, coded and metaphored in a way that the oppressors it talks about can not and will not understand it even when it is played directly at them live
i only have ms paint but it still suffices to illustrate the big ol Telling On Myself moment a lot of america is going through right now
February 10, 2025 at 10:39 AM
i only have ms paint but it still suffices to illustrate the big ol Telling On Myself moment a lot of america is going through right now
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I've got to say, the guy who accidentally became the Director of the FBI does 100% look like the guy who accidentally becomes the Director of the FBI in a mid-2000s comedy about a guy who accidentally becomes the Director of the FBI
February 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I've got to say, the guy who accidentally became the Director of the FBI does 100% look like the guy who accidentally becomes the Director of the FBI in a mid-2000s comedy about a guy who accidentally becomes the Director of the FBI
You: returns to Facebook
Facebook: I'm 136 years old and baked my own cake good bless !! Why don't pictures like this every trend [twenty-thumbed AI abominations]
Facebook: I'm 136 years old and baked my own cake good bless !! Why don't pictures like this every trend [twenty-thumbed AI abominations]
January 31, 2025 at 8:15 PM
You: returns to Facebook
Facebook: I'm 136 years old and baked my own cake good bless !! Why don't pictures like this every trend [twenty-thumbed AI abominations]
Facebook: I'm 136 years old and baked my own cake good bless !! Why don't pictures like this every trend [twenty-thumbed AI abominations]
A small but necessary instance of nature starting the healing process
January 31, 2025 at 4:17 PM
A small but necessary instance of nature starting the healing process
Well yes this is offensive stereotyping sure but please don't tell anyone it's exactly photorealistically true in my case
January 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Well yes this is offensive stereotyping sure but please don't tell anyone it's exactly photorealistically true in my case
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How amateur of you. In comparison, I only use extremely expensive precision artistry pens from bespoke European collections, and produce absolute trash
January 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
How amateur of you. In comparison, I only use extremely expensive precision artistry pens from bespoke European collections, and produce absolute trash
What a presidential term huh
Lemon, it's week one
Lemon, it's week one
January 29, 2025 at 10:51 PM
What a presidential term huh
Lemon, it's week one
Lemon, it's week one
Oh .. oh no .. the Chinese internet plagiarism toy plagiarized the original American internet plagiarism toy .. how .. how could this have happened .. I feel sick rn ... t .. this goes against everything the plagiarism toy community stands for
January 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Oh .. oh no .. the Chinese internet plagiarism toy plagiarized the original American internet plagiarism toy .. how .. how could this have happened .. I feel sick rn ... t .. this goes against everything the plagiarism toy community stands for
There really was a snowflake government distinction
Google reclassifies U.S. as ‘sensitive country’ alongside China, Russia after Trump's 'Gulf of America' comments
Following President Trump's declarations about changes to the map, Google employees were given the highest level of urgency to reclassify the U.S.
www.cnbc.com
January 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
There really was a snowflake government distinction
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But thei were all of them deceivid for anothir environment-killinge plagiarism machyne was made
January 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
But thei were all of them deceivid for anothir environment-killinge plagiarism machyne was made
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ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do
January 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do
Dips bread in olive oil "oh my god people need to know about this"
January 28, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Dips bread in olive oil "oh my god people need to know about this"
Your country made an AI you say, excellent let me query it about any historical atrocities that country's government has committed
January 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Your country made an AI you say, excellent let me query it about any historical atrocities that country's government has committed
historical parallels really benefitted here with the placement of that flag under elon's nose
January 26, 2025 at 6:06 AM
historical parallels really benefitted here with the placement of that flag under elon's nose
Smh at all this woke crap
January 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Smh at all this woke crap
