EVIL 80'S ELF
@zelprime.bsky.social
Bold of you to assume i have descriptive personal elements
Hi boysss and gulsssss im ur new health secretary. want sum horrseee dewormerrrr. how bout some milk with pooooop in itttt. it cures covidddddddddd
February 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Hi boysss and gulsssss im ur new health secretary. want sum horrseee dewormerrrr. how bout some milk with pooooop in itttt. it cures covidddddddddd
Just posting this picture because I immediately realized that if I ever came across this, yarn kittan would have a home for life and it's why I have to be very careful in a world full of collectable sweet things
February 12, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Just posting this picture because I immediately realized that if I ever came across this, yarn kittan would have a home for life and it's why I have to be very careful in a world full of collectable sweet things
i only have ms paint but it still suffices to illustrate the big ol Telling On Myself moment a lot of america is going through right now
February 10, 2025 at 10:39 AM
i only have ms paint but it still suffices to illustrate the big ol Telling On Myself moment a lot of america is going through right now
at least one way or another we gonna be talking about it tomorrow
February 10, 2025 at 10:36 AM
at least one way or another we gonna be talking about it tomorrow
cool let's internet right after the halftime show and see what
oh
oh
February 10, 2025 at 10:34 AM
cool let's internet right after the halftime show and see what
oh
oh
A small but necessary instance of nature starting the healing process
January 31, 2025 at 4:17 PM
A small but necessary instance of nature starting the healing process
Well yes this is offensive stereotyping sure but please don't tell anyone it's exactly photorealistically true in my case
January 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Well yes this is offensive stereotyping sure but please don't tell anyone it's exactly photorealistically true in my case
historical parallels really benefitted here with the placement of that flag under elon's nose
January 26, 2025 at 6:06 AM
historical parallels really benefitted here with the placement of that flag under elon's nose
Smh at all this woke crap
January 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Smh at all this woke crap
Oh this one's easy [dies]
January 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Oh this one's easy [dies]
Oh cool we fixed egg prices by lowering them to $NaN
I had to go to medford. To get egg. I am disaster capitalism egg tourist
I had to go to medford. To get egg. I am disaster capitalism egg tourist
January 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Oh cool we fixed egg prices by lowering them to $NaN
I had to go to medford. To get egg. I am disaster capitalism egg tourist
I had to go to medford. To get egg. I am disaster capitalism egg tourist
Someone in your life doesn't need this picture. Deliver it to them
January 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Someone in your life doesn't need this picture. Deliver it to them
I ate here. U ate here. We all ate at different places but we all ate here
January 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I ate here. U ate here. We all ate at different places but we all ate here
Social media reminded me i drew this a few years ago
January 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Social media reminded me i drew this a few years ago
My disappointment is not immeasurable and my day is not ruined by your post, therefore my disappointment in your post is immeasurable and my day is r ... wait,
January 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
My disappointment is not immeasurable and my day is not ruined by your post, therefore my disappointment in your post is immeasurable and my day is r ... wait,
"um .. that was ... uh, that was really bad"
January 21, 2025 at 4:21 AM
"um .. that was ... uh, that was really bad"
This picture combines my two favorite subjects right now: "balatro is cool" and "AI hallucinates information to death until nothing is left but an unnavigable haze of stochastic maltruth"
January 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
This picture combines my two favorite subjects right now: "balatro is cool" and "AI hallucinates information to death until nothing is left but an unnavigable haze of stochastic maltruth"
"So what prompted the jump to bluesky?" well i like to follow my friends but
January 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
"So what prompted the jump to bluesky?" well i like to follow my friends but
I knew it, I'm not crazy
Therapist like "are the nazis in the room with you right now" and I'm like YES U JUST DON'T SEE
Therapist like "are the nazis in the room with you right now" and I'm like YES U JUST DON'T SEE
January 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I knew it, I'm not crazy
Therapist like "are the nazis in the room with you right now" and I'm like YES U JUST DON'T SEE
Therapist like "are the nazis in the room with you right now" and I'm like YES U JUST DON'T SEE