me at the character selection screen for life going 'no i bet this one isn't going to be very meta competitive' and selecting computer toucher instead

i hope this announcement was just like 7 solid hours of homestuck lore theorycrafting

well, you can't yet. but the shadow of docket stretches long across the land ~

There's this universal historical trend of dictators or uniquely rancid majority parties to make life unbearable then turn around and ask "why are you not having children???"

At the top end it leads to Ceaușescu-esque forced fertilization mandates as opposed to fixing living conditions

Who planted a bunch of flowers in that tree

I'm being dragged along in the wheel well of one rn

Stuck in my mind forever alongside the crayon video

tbh this shit peaked at mickey 7: endgame

Impossible. Absolutely impossible. My internet has truth verification insurance

It's only this dumb if it's from the DC region of America

I am barely a cool enough dude to get let in the front door of pax east

I know that level of kethead, guy is so moonbrained that a five degree incline ramp could kill or paralyze him

Use to have to dial into local TV night shows for that

Aw yiss raising the bar on myself

Wig otit

What do these words even mean. We just making shit up now. "Like a zine stardust fandom Rockstar talent, president trump turned the superbowl into his own private doxxing dril at a proust concert during an eclipse"