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zach from the grave
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porcelain / ivory / steel, chin / tits / shoe, and unfortunately the toronto maple leafs. he/him. canadian. my pro wrestling madness is on full display at @hitmanshades.bsky.social Fix your heart or die. Profile picture by @sanrixian.bsky.social
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Also most millennial men didn't have a "Nazi phase" (JFC), we had a "one of the cast members in 'Batman Forever' is doing something for me" phase.
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this mf flipped the game 7 leafs curse heritage ahh moment
A wild choice from Vladimir Guerrero Jr. as he arrives at the Rogers Centre in a Toronto Maple Leafs jersey.

Clearly some thinking behind it — but not exactly the Game 7 history you want to be replicating tonight.

Just four hours away now.
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Ed Rogers getting the trophy first is fucking disgusting
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Chased that pitch straight to hell
A series-ending strikeout.
Skipper dropping an unabridged celebratory f bomb on his employers’ cable television channel on the post game interview
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The Blue Jays will defeat the Dodgers this year in the World Series which will precipitate the "Evil Ohtani" arc
Biting my fingernails down to the second knuckle
Shaking the whole damn house screaming “let’s fuckin go”, that’s blue jays baseball, baby
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jays fans talking about vladdy wearing an am34 jersey
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Big Trouble in Little Vagina
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An artistic depiction of the Discover feed blocking the flow of positive interactions on Bluesky
Game seven in toronto may in fact count as spooky season content, time will tell
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We are aware of the AWS outage affecting our streaming app as well as other services.

Please do not kill your family.
Tidal just died on me, I’m alone with my thoughts (and work, I guess), SEND HELP
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See today how many times you can mentally append "So give up, peon" to the end of the headline or story. If it works, ignore that story, which is not reporting but propaganda designed to make you as broken and afraid as our self-appointed masters
There’s only one reason it would be “important to remember” that presidential power has expanded (in an era of increased congressional dysfunction) and that is to view Trump’s actions as normal.
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Vlad Guerrero Jr, Hazel Mae, the city of Toronto, and a cameraman create an all-time baseball moment.

#BlueJays #LightsUpLetsGo
This is every morning, obviously
9:08am — the printer does not do what I want when I press the wrong buttons in the wrong order

Me: (cursing, cussing, effing and jeffing)

9:26am — coffee

10:11am — printer stops for no reason I can discern

Me: (happily singing a lil song to the printer)
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