zach®
@zachlyons.com
local greek yogurt goblin • retired high school football player • aspiring spiderman
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One of the funniest / stupidest parts of the Influencer Administration is that he’s also constantly screwing with broadcast TV policy as though everyone isn’t actually watching YouTube all day
January 18, 2026 at 4:12 PM
One of the funniest / stupidest parts of the Influencer Administration is that he’s also constantly screwing with broadcast TV policy as though everyone isn’t actually watching YouTube all day
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i was talking with someone in the twin cities about how it’s not even accurate to call them protesters. they’re literally just people protecting their city from TERRORISTS.
Every time the Trump regime uses the words "funded protesters" and "outside agitators" news outlets need to cut to this photo from last week.
ICE has invaded these communities. Outside agitators don't show up in their fucking bathrobes.
ICE has invaded these communities. Outside agitators don't show up in their fucking bathrobes.
January 18, 2026 at 4:39 PM
i was talking with someone in the twin cities about how it’s not even accurate to call them protesters. they’re literally just people protecting their city from TERRORISTS.
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being a conservative grifter like this is crazy because how do you completely flip on one of your most central supposed beliefs like this. like this is absurd. does this not embarrassing them at all
January 19, 2026 at 4:12 AM
being a conservative grifter like this is crazy because how do you completely flip on one of your most central supposed beliefs like this. like this is absurd. does this not embarrassing them at all
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you know this guy is a FOR REAL photographer because he's telling the story of his brutal, unconditional arrest by federal goons and can't help but slip in a gear review
Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
January 17, 2026 at 3:37 PM
you know this guy is a FOR REAL photographer because he's telling the story of his brutal, unconditional arrest by federal goons and can't help but slip in a gear review
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don’t make me tap the sign
January 18, 2026 at 1:36 AM
don’t make me tap the sign
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If a Minnesotan says to you, "I don't plan to let you do that," run.
January 17, 2026 at 11:47 PM
If a Minnesotan says to you, "I don't plan to let you do that," run.
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this is the sickest shit ive ever seen
January 16, 2026 at 9:38 PM
this is the sickest shit ive ever seen
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This makes me feel more patriotic than the national anthem ever could
January 16, 2026 at 5:28 PM
This makes me feel more patriotic than the national anthem ever could
are there even other vegetables besides zucchini
January 17, 2026 at 3:11 AM
are there even other vegetables besides zucchini
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we live in a completely police state this is horrific
SCOOP: Internal ICE material and testimony from an official obtained by 404 Media provides the clearest link yet between the technological infrastructure Palantir is building for ICE and the agency’s activities on the ground.
Inside the app called ELITE—what ICE uses to find neighborhoods to raid.
Inside the app called ELITE—what ICE uses to find neighborhoods to raid.
‘ELITE’: The Palantir App ICE Uses to Find Neighborhoods to Raid
Internal ICE material and testimony from an official obtained by 404 Media provides the clearest link yet between the technological infrastructure Palantir is building for ICE and the agency’s activit...
www.404media.co
January 16, 2026 at 2:30 AM
we live in a completely police state this is horrific
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None of these people should be able to work in our industry again
January 14, 2026 at 1:58 AM
None of these people should be able to work in our industry again
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🗣️ Sunday at 4:00
January 12, 2026 at 6:15 PM
🗣️ Sunday at 4:00
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For those keeping score, Bellingcat, The New York Times Visual Investigation Team, & Washington Post's Visual Forensic team have all published analysis showing the ICE shooter wasn't in the path of Renee Nicole Good’s vehicle when he shot her, contradicting statements by the President & his cronies
January 8, 2026 at 3:35 PM
For those keeping score, Bellingcat, The New York Times Visual Investigation Team, & Washington Post's Visual Forensic team have all published analysis showing the ICE shooter wasn't in the path of Renee Nicole Good’s vehicle when he shot her, contradicting statements by the President & his cronies
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i love the idea of a guy who’s still been on the edge of getting into jeopardy after 61 years of it airing
January 8, 2026 at 8:42 PM
i love the idea of a guy who’s still been on the edge of getting into jeopardy after 61 years of it airing
ziwe and Adam friedland are the avengers of cringe
acringers
acringers
January 2, 2026 at 12:50 AM
ziwe and Adam friedland are the avengers of cringe
acringers
acringers
hopper got moves like Keanu call him John Thicc
January 1, 2026 at 11:25 PM
hopper got moves like Keanu call him John Thicc
top four actors i'm excited to see in avengers doomsday
4. kevin sorbo
3. tom kenny
2. richard kind
1. daniel day lewis
4. kevin sorbo
3. tom kenny
2. richard kind
1. daniel day lewis
December 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
top four actors i'm excited to see in avengers doomsday
4. kevin sorbo
3. tom kenny
2. richard kind
1. daniel day lewis
4. kevin sorbo
3. tom kenny
2. richard kind
1. daniel day lewis
I do not trust that rizzler fellow. Shady!
December 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I do not trust that rizzler fellow. Shady!
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🟢 BREAKING: Austin FC is finalizing a deal to acquire Honduras int'l left back Joseph Rosales from Minnesota United, per sources.
Deal worth $1.5m GAM. Minnesota retain sell-on.
Rosales, 25, made 128 apps for the Loons.
Deal worth $1.5m GAM. Minnesota retain sell-on.
Rosales, 25, made 128 apps for the Loons.
December 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
🟢 BREAKING: Austin FC is finalizing a deal to acquire Honduras int'l left back Joseph Rosales from Minnesota United, per sources.
Deal worth $1.5m GAM. Minnesota retain sell-on.
Rosales, 25, made 128 apps for the Loons.
Deal worth $1.5m GAM. Minnesota retain sell-on.
Rosales, 25, made 128 apps for the Loons.
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I cannot begin to describe how little interest I have in an AI web browser.
October 23, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I cannot begin to describe how little interest I have in an AI web browser.
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“Of Montreal” is from Athens Georgia but you won’t hear about it in the mainstream press
October 29, 2025 at 3:40 AM
“Of Montreal” is from Athens Georgia but you won’t hear about it in the mainstream press