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Brad Ysseldyke
@yssman.bsky.social
Totally human, no question about it!

Skeeting about cars, movies, and tech.
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Hearing about the Rob Reiner thing, what the hell is going on?
December 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Please notice that I have not skeeted through this Lions game.

I haven’t watched a second of it. I value my mental health heading into the holidays.
December 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Luring @moldipeaches.bsky.social to Costco by offering a trip to McDonalds
December 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Private Relay got my eBay account banned, lol.
December 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
We got up early and got donuts and I think that’s about the limit of what’s gonna get done this Sunday.
December 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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おはようございます
December 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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ルノー トゥインゴ ゴルディーニ ルノー スポール
カワイクカケタ‼︎
#車 #アナログ絵
December 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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well then that’s a very hyper-specific part of my childhood suddenly remembered

app.custodian.club/showroom/car...
December 14, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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December 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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As someone who has been heralded as a "generational talent" in post wash garment storage techniques .........I can say definitively FUCK DOING LAUNDRY.
December 14, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Vernors and Faygo are now cultural exports and we’ve made it everyone else’s problem.
Every state in the United States has a disgusting soda that only they know about and that’s kind of beautiful
December 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Birdie was very concerned about me having to go into the store to pick up some shelves earlier today.
December 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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線画
December 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I’m going to destroy every fire alarm in my house, it goes off any time we bake or cook.
December 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Consider.
December 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.
December 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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good morning, we really need a discourse around how perfect a GRMN iQ/Aston Martin Cygnet two-car garage actually is

www.carsensor.net/usedcar/deta...
December 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
We keep buying markdown plants at the hardware store.

I’m spending too much money on plants at the hardware store.
December 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Decided to see how much Instacart would over-charge me after the damning report about its AI pricing model:
Jordan Uhl on Instagram: "Over 400 people tested Instacart’s prices and found item costs can vary from person to person."
A recent study revealed that Instacart's pricing model can result in significant price variations for the same items, affecting customers who rely on the service for accessibility and limited mobility...
www.instagram.com
December 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Hahahahaha it's sincere!!
December 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Fully believable that nothing is accurate coming out of the current administration.
Jerome Powell revealed that staffers at the Fed think the government could be overestimating the number of jobs created by 60,000 each month.

The true numbers could be closer to a loss of 20,000 jobs a month. trib.al/LkIDjaL
December 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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This is really solid investigative reporting from the Sun-Times. And a brutal expose of Greg Bovino, the cosplaying tough guy who has terrorized so many immigrants in Chicago. Read it all. chicago.suntimes.com/the-watchdog...
Greg Bovino’s the star of Trump’s deportation show. We trace his roots.
As a boy, the Hollywood movie “The Border" set the course for his life. He couldn’t believe the Border Patrol agents in the movie were the bad guys. Now that he’s in charge of deportation efforts caus...
chicago.suntimes.com
December 13, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Longest I’ve slept in in months, even the dog was exhausted.
December 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM