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Edward Scissorhans Gruber

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dogs. art. books. yelling.

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Edward Scissorhans Gruber @yellingbob.bsky.social · 6d

Everything in its global capacity makes me want to howl in despair and then bury myself in a rotting log to die, SO I'm making a post about the stuff keeping me from doing that, which I hope will grow to an ongoing thread I can look back through 300 times a day when I need to.

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Edward Scissorhans Gruber @yellingbob.bsky.social · 4h

Big (very gentle) hugs and hell yeah for advocating for yourself. I'll fistfight anyone for you if anyone starts slacking on the trying their damn best front 😠.

Edward Scissorhans Gruber @yellingbob.bsky.social · 4h

There was a French bulldog named T-Rex that came in at the vet last night and honestly that made me smile even in the midst of being a total trainwreck over Bart. Her two very tall and imposing fathers brought her in after she hurt her back while playing (she's fine) and clearly loved her very much.

Edward Scissorhans Gruber @yellingbob.bsky.social · 4h

#petillness #petdeath

I'm trying so hard not to get my hopes up, considering how serious we know her condition is, but she just. Seems so much like she's back to herself now, even with all the wobbly movement and awful coughing. Calling the vet to update them in the morning, so I'll know more then.

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Edward Scissorhans Gruber @yellingbob.bsky.social · 6h

> sweet scene, their concern and over-abundance of caution, so devoted to doing right by their new little ball of fur. I'm saying goodbye but they're just beginning the life-changing journey of welcoming a dog into your home and heart. It just felt - still feels - very circle of life. A comfort.

Edward Scissorhans Gruber @yellingbob.bsky.social · 6h

-Similarly: in the five long hours at the emergency vet, one of the patients that came in were first time dog parents to a 12week old puppy. He had a burr stuck to his fur that they thought was a tick, panicked not knowing what to do, and so rushed him to the ER at 8:30pm on a Monday. It was such a>

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Edward Scissorhans Gruber @yellingbob.bsky.social · 6h

-Hard one to post right now, but so grateful for the almost prescient-ly lovely morning Bart and I shared yesterday, before everything happened. And Sunday she'd spent several hours getting endless pets from dear humans, too. Like the universe gave us both those gifts to cushion the blow.

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Edward Scissorhans Gruber @yellingbob.bsky.social · 6h

Every single one of you has shared in the joy this little peanut has brought me for the last 10+ years together. That alone is an unbelievable blessing, and I'm so grateful and thankful for you all *no matter how* we end up saying goodbye to her. Gentle soft nose nudges from Bart, and all my love.

Edward Scissorhans Gruber @yellingbob.bsky.social · 6h

#petillness #petdeath

www.gofundme.com/f/help-bart-...

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Edward Scissorhans Gruber @yellingbob.bsky.social · 6h

#petillness #petdeath

www.gofundme.com/f/help-bart-...

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Edward Scissorhans Gruber @yellingbob.bsky.social · 11h

#petillness

She's standing today and is in pretty good spirits, which is wonderful if she's able to maintain it. She still has a very limited amount of time left regardless, but at least this gives us (hopefully) another week, or month at absolute best. 🖤

Edward Scissorhans Gruber @yellingbob.bsky.social · 1d

#petillness

Well. This really sucks. Mass in Bart's lung that can't be removed. She collapsed about 4 hours ago, still can't stand. If she's still unable to stand by tomorrow night, it's her time.

Edward Scissorhans Gruber @yellingbob.bsky.social · 1d

Emergency vet. Please send good thoughts, energy, vibes, anything. Love y'all.

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Edward Scissorhans Gruber @yellingbob.bsky.social · 1d

#petillness

Well. This really sucks. Mass in Bart's lung that can't be removed. She collapsed about 4 hours ago, still can't stand. If she's still unable to stand by tomorrow night, it's her time.

Edward Scissorhans Gruber @yellingbob.bsky.social · 1d

Emergency vet. Please send good thoughts, energy, vibes, anything. Love y'all.

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Edward Scissorhans Gruber @yellingbob.bsky.social · 1d

Emergency vet. Please send good thoughts, energy, vibes, anything. Love y'all.

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Edward Scissorhans Gruber @yellingbob.bsky.social · 1d

fake it til you forsake it

Edward Scissorhans Gruber @yellingbob.bsky.social · 1d

-The horrors persist, but I'm sitting on the porch on an overcast morning with coffee and a fic doc open in front of me, doggo gnawing happily on a collagen bone right next to me on her little porch pillows, and it's supposed to rain within the hour. So. Pretty decent anti-horrors defense today.

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Edward Scissorhans Gruber @yellingbob.bsky.social · 1d

Omg i love this

Edward Scissorhans Gruber @yellingbob.bsky.social · 2d

I myself am typing this from under the covers with her, in bed for full sleebytiems activation shortly. 🖤🥰

Edward Scissorhans Gruber @yellingbob.bsky.social · 2d

She is now POOPED from being such an interactive potato :3

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Edward Scissorhans Gruber @yellingbob.bsky.social · 2d

SAME cry 😅

Edward Scissorhans Gruber @yellingbob.bsky.social · 2d

Bleurgfgghghghh I want to apply to vend at this local holiday art market but they prefer artists with a social media presence (fair, but >:( ) and I forgot I deleted my art Instagram a while ago.

Quick how do I buy a billion bot followers for a brand new insta 💀😂💀

Edward Scissorhans Gruber @yellingbob.bsky.social · 2d

the horrors is the spooky new halloween name for your tits

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Edward Scissorhans Gruber @yellingbob.bsky.social · 2d

How dare all my friends be as stupidly creative and talented as they all are. You fuckers. (Never stop.)

Edward Scissorhans Gruber @yellingbob.bsky.social · 2d

THIS IS SO COOL GODDAMN

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Edward Scissorhans Gruber @yellingbob.bsky.social · 2d

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Eagle Fandom BNF ☕️🦬 @trenchologist.bsky.social · 3d

Let Tactical Frivolity Ring

Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 3d

The inflatable costume thing with the protesters is really good because it renders the body armor/CoD weaponry aesthetic of the ICE Nazis even more ridiculous than it already was. Suiting up like Rambo to face down a dancing frog. No coming back from that

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Edward Scissorhans Gruber @yellingbob.bsky.social · 2d

This just gets more and more sick the further along it comes and I'm obsessed 🤯🤯🤯

Edward Scissorhans Gruber @yellingbob.bsky.social · 2d

THREAD bc this made my morning

ida 🐭 bizarrelittlemew @bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social · 3d

first day as a freelance knight ed goes to the nearest horse market because having a horse is sort of expected. he has never ridden before but figures that he's probably good at it. also, he can talk to animals, which might be a help. unfortunately his new horse is a stubborn, rotten bastard