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xakab
@xakab.bsky.social
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Interested in a lot of things. 🇵🇹 S.L. Benfica/Scuderia Ferrari

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xakab @xakab.bsky.social · Mar 10
Can't believe it's happening. But IT'S RACE WEEK!!!! Formula 1 is back babyyyyy.

1644 here we gooooo!!!

Forza Ferrari
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
wall is giving thai restaurant
Anna Kelly, White House Deputy Press Secretary, tweets: "Christmas press girls!" The tweet shows six women standing together as a group outside the White House. The wall is decorated with elaborate gold bits and framed photos of past US Presidents.
December 11, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com devil on my shoulder: go ahead, try and shred a semi-soft cheese with a julienne peeler! nothing bad will happen! ah ha ha ha ha! angel on my other shoulder: there's no real ethical or moral angle to this one but i would still advise against it August 7, 2023 at 4:37 PM
July 19, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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drkyliesmith.bsky.social
Omfg. It’s called “reading a book” Altman you complete twat.
moreperfectunion.bsky.social More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 3d
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 10, 2025 at 11:14 AM
xakab.bsky.social
Meu apoio e solidariedade para todos que estão a fazer greve hoje!!!
December 11, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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anitanapraia.bsky.social
#grevegeral
paraver.bsky.social 🍉paraver🟩🟡🟥 @paraver.bsky.social · 1d
Mais recente narrativa: "A greve é radical". Estamos cada vez mais próximo de escutar "ter opinião - diferente da direita extremista - é radical.
December 11, 2025 at 12:21 PM
xakab.bsky.social
George Russell is not such a hotshot he thinks he is.....
(Check my previous repost)
December 11, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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f1guydan.bsky.social
Points scored in the ground-effect era 😳

Max Verstappen - 1887
Mercedes - 1861
December 11, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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blue-dreamer953.bsky.social
December 11, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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nancycomics.bsky.social
THIS NIGHTMARE WILL
BE IN FULL COLOR
NANCY IS HAVING A BAD DREAM IN HER DREAM WE SEE A PEACOCK WITH ITS FEATHERS IN MULTIPLE COLORS AND THERE IS WRITTEN IN THE DREAM THIS NIGHTMARE WILL BE IN FULL COLOR
December 11, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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josesimoes.bsky.social
Lídia Jorge Prémio Pessoa 2025 #ChupaPartidodaTaberna
December 11, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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xarly73.bsky.social
Portanto, num país que, ano após ano, bate recordes negativos de natalidade, o governo AD acha que retirar direitos aos pais trabalhadores é uma boa ideia. Se isto não é pura ideologia política é a maior das imbecilidades. (Jornalistas...tomem nota!)
a donkey from shrek is smiling with the words yup behind it
ALT: a donkey from shrek is smiling with the words yup behind it
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 12:10 PM
xakab.bsky.social
Parabéns ao pai de toda gente, Fredrik Aursnes 🫡🫡🫡🫡🙏 O verdadeiro Presidente desta merda toda!!!!
December 11, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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cabinedesportiva.bsky.social
A tabela classificativa a 2 jornadas do fim 👀

Via: @DAZNPortugal
December 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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poppyhaze.bsky.social
Doorman Fallacy. Business wants to transition to 24/7 operation, views labor only as cost. Decides to install creepy one-way QR code door that traps people in a tube.

48k/annum for security saved, how much is maintenance on the tube? how much is lost customers? how much is smoke inhalation death?
December 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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imprensafalsa.com
The Economist escolhe Portugal como “economia do ano” e anuncia que se virou para a sátira
The Economist escolhe Portugal como "economia do ano" e anuncia que se virou para a sátira
O anúncio foi feito na edição deste fim-de-semana, onde também se explica que a publicação passou a ser satírica.
imprensafalsa.com
December 9, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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lusa.pt
Benfica vence Nápoles e continua na corrida ao apuramento na Liga dos Campeões
Benfica vence Nápoles e continua na corrida ao apuramento na Liga dos Campeões
O Benfica conseguiu hoje o segundo triunfo consecutivo na fase de liga da Liga dos Campeões em futebol, mantendo-se na corrida ao apuramento, ao vencer em casa o campeão italiano Nápoles por 2-0, em encontro da sexta jornada.
www.lusa.pt
December 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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jongraywb.bsky.social
Simply
having
a wonderful
Christmas time!

*louder* Simply having a wonderful Christmas time!

*angrier* Simply having a wonderful Christmas time!

*crying* Simply having a wonderful Christmas time!

**SCREAMING** SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME!

**throwing up** SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL—
December 7, 2024 at 10:49 PM
xakab.bsky.social
E O BENFICA GANHOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!
December 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
xakab.bsky.social
José Netooooooooo let's goooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
December 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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acasatua.bsky.social
sometimes i am concerned with some motorsport fans and what they determine to be good and bad race craft. i dont even know if they can define race craft properly
December 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
xakab.bsky.social
Não me lixei o Trubin....
December 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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standplaatskrk.pl
First: 2 images of a destroyed tube of lipstick. Then, three image of the cutest little culprit: a siamese kitten with its cheeks painted in the color of the lipstick. It looks almost intentional.
October 25, 2024 at 8:06 AM
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standplaatskrk.pl
"You became the very same thing you swore to destroy" A very fluffy black cat is covered in Christmas lights and wearing a tree topper on its head. It looks less than pleased.
October 25, 2024 at 8:11 AM
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mbanderson1.bsky.social
There's a special place in hell for someone who won't let you back into traffic after moving over for an emergency vehicle.
December 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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chrislhayes.bsky.social
I guess the president just announced he recently took his latest in a series of cognitive tests, this one in front of a room full of medical personnel observing him?
December 10, 2025 at 5:04 AM