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i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
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i was born in the right generation i love sabrina carpenter and chappell roan and vaccines
December 7, 2024 at 3:02 PM
i was born in the right generation i love sabrina carpenter and chappell roan and vaccines
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a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
December 8, 2024 at 1:32 AM
a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
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This is truly the best legal advice we can give.
i’m gonna just watch this at least once a day and i recommend everyone do the same
December 6, 2024 at 2:25 PM
This is truly the best legal advice we can give.
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If you don't realize that nothing hits harder than a glass of cool, crisp water, then you haven't found the right water yet
December 7, 2024 at 4:34 AM
If you don't realize that nothing hits harder than a glass of cool, crisp water, then you haven't found the right water yet
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We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.
December 2, 2024 at 2:08 AM
We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.
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I used to work so hard on Twitter to separate my little shitposter alt from my “professional” account and I just refuse to do it anymore
you will get indigenous history and climate policy posts and posts about weed and vibrators, this is who I am
you will get indigenous history and climate policy posts and posts about weed and vibrators, this is who I am
December 3, 2024 at 2:56 AM
I used to work so hard on Twitter to separate my little shitposter alt from my “professional” account and I just refuse to do it anymore
you will get indigenous history and climate policy posts and posts about weed and vibrators, this is who I am
you will get indigenous history and climate policy posts and posts about weed and vibrators, this is who I am
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Writers: yes, you are still a "real" writer if you
- have never published anything
- have no readers
- didn't write anything this month
- didn't write anything this year
- can't articulate words anymore
- can only float and mournfully wail
- were murdered ten years ago on this very spot
- have never published anything
- have no readers
- didn't write anything this month
- didn't write anything this year
- can't articulate words anymore
- can only float and mournfully wail
- were murdered ten years ago on this very spot
December 2, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Writers: yes, you are still a "real" writer if you
- have never published anything
- have no readers
- didn't write anything this month
- didn't write anything this year
- can't articulate words anymore
- can only float and mournfully wail
- were murdered ten years ago on this very spot
- have never published anything
- have no readers
- didn't write anything this month
- didn't write anything this year
- can't articulate words anymore
- can only float and mournfully wail
- were murdered ten years ago on this very spot
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grilled cheese and tomato soup. like if u agree
November 24, 2024 at 9:48 PM
grilled cheese and tomato soup. like if u agree
I think the worst part about Twitter at this point (besides the obvious) are the Project Makeover ads with the woman with unkempt dirty hair that literally drags on the ground and is routinely humiliated. It actually makes me sick
November 22, 2024 at 2:44 PM
I think the worst part about Twitter at this point (besides the obvious) are the Project Makeover ads with the woman with unkempt dirty hair that literally drags on the ground and is routinely humiliated. It actually makes me sick
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Sanders, speaking on the floor ahead of the vote on his resolutions to block arms to Israel:
"You cannot condemn human rights around the world and then turn a blind eye to what the United States government is now funding in Israel."
"You cannot condemn human rights around the world and then turn a blind eye to what the United States government is now funding in Israel."
November 20, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Sanders, speaking on the floor ahead of the vote on his resolutions to block arms to Israel:
"You cannot condemn human rights around the world and then turn a blind eye to what the United States government is now funding in Israel."
"You cannot condemn human rights around the world and then turn a blind eye to what the United States government is now funding in Israel."
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daily reminder to support your local library, even if that’s just by checking out ebooks! 📚
November 17, 2024 at 1:04 PM
daily reminder to support your local library, even if that’s just by checking out ebooks! 📚
I realize now that this place allows me to scroll without getting incredibly angry, what a cool feature. Anyways here's my cat
November 17, 2024 at 5:39 AM
I realize now that this place allows me to scroll without getting incredibly angry, what a cool feature. Anyways here's my cat
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*listening to radiohead* what’s this guy’s problem?
November 15, 2024 at 1:54 AM
*listening to radiohead* what’s this guy’s problem?
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God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a horse that solves crimes
November 15, 2024 at 5:49 AM
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a horse that solves crimes
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[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands
November 15, 2024 at 1:52 PM
[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands
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I’m not like other girls. I know what I want for dinner. I’ve been thinking about it since lunch
November 13, 2024 at 11:33 PM
I’m not like other girls. I know what I want for dinner. I’ve been thinking about it since lunch
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Hello all: It is with a heavy heart that I remove my Starter Pack of "Trustworthy Mesopotamian Copper Ingot Merchants Within the City-State of Ur."
I have been informed about some pretty unfortunate oversights on my part and ultimately platformed some creators who should not have been platformed.
I have been informed about some pretty unfortunate oversights on my part and ultimately platformed some creators who should not have been platformed.
November 13, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Hello all: It is with a heavy heart that I remove my Starter Pack of "Trustworthy Mesopotamian Copper Ingot Merchants Within the City-State of Ur."
I have been informed about some pretty unfortunate oversights on my part and ultimately platformed some creators who should not have been platformed.
I have been informed about some pretty unfortunate oversights on my part and ultimately platformed some creators who should not have been platformed.
How do I make bsky exactly like my Twitter discover page
November 13, 2024 at 7:33 PM
How do I make bsky exactly like my Twitter discover page
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Like if you have achieved hot dog nirvana. Repost if you are still on the noble hot dog eightfold path
July 4, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Like if you have achieved hot dog nirvana. Repost if you are still on the noble hot dog eightfold path
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starting a gofundme for more bluesky servers for kissinger
September 29, 2023 at 3:07 PM
starting a gofundme for more bluesky servers for kissinger
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absolutely gutted by the news that Henry Kissinger was found alive in his home this morning
September 29, 2023 at 2:16 PM
absolutely gutted by the news that Henry Kissinger was found alive in his home this morning
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Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks! What the fuck?
Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks! What the fuck?
September 29, 2023 at 8:59 AM
Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks! What the fuck?
Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks! What the fuck?