Chris Wozniak
@wlohaty.com
graphic designer | ☘️ Spork aficionado and Comic Sans enthusiast | Poland's loudest WNBA fan
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Chris Wozniak
@wlohaty.com
· Nov 6
hi 👋
I'm Chris, I design .jpgs with sports people
I like long walks on the beach, Sue Bird, sporks, staying up insanely late to watch Al Horford's beautiful eyes sparkle as they reflect the soft glow bouncing off the parquet floor, N'Golo Kante's mini cooper, and milk chocolate
let's be pals 🤠
I'm Chris, I design .jpgs with sports people
I like long walks on the beach, Sue Bird, sporks, staying up insanely late to watch Al Horford's beautiful eyes sparkle as they reflect the soft glow bouncing off the parquet floor, N'Golo Kante's mini cooper, and milk chocolate
let's be pals 🤠
Mike called Will a 'sorcerer' because his magic is innate and not from books?
I'm happy to point out that wasn't a thing until like 15 years until the events of the show
I'm happy to point out that wasn't a thing until like 15 years until the events of the show
my ranking up in the nerd world is underlined by watching the new stranger things and picking up that they're using incorrect D&D rules
December 3, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Mike called Will a 'sorcerer' because his magic is innate and not from books?
I'm happy to point out that wasn't a thing until like 15 years until the events of the show
I'm happy to point out that wasn't a thing until like 15 years until the events of the show
a few ebbs and flows later, I've finally read through the 2021 Hellfire Gala
went back to actually properly reading through the Krakoan era of the X-Men with the purchase of a tablet
X of Swords, here I come
X of Swords, here I come
December 2, 2025 at 8:39 AM
a few ebbs and flows later, I've finally read through the 2021 Hellfire Gala
my ranking up in the nerd world is underlined by watching the new stranger things and picking up that they're using incorrect D&D rules
December 2, 2025 at 6:17 AM
my ranking up in the nerd world is underlined by watching the new stranger things and picking up that they're using incorrect D&D rules
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
footballers should have some shame, how are you a grown man rolling around on the grass when someone breathes on you
November 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
footballers should have some shame, how are you a grown man rolling around on the grass when someone breathes on you
Caicedo red might mean we're playing for a draw here
November 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Caicedo red might mean we're playing for a draw here
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Brother, the man with the hair has been brilliant tonight. He's a little shit, but he's out little shit.
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Brother, the man with the hair has been brilliant tonight. He's a little shit, but he's out little shit.
not sure if Barca could put up a fight against Sunderland
November 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
not sure if Barca could put up a fight against Sunderland
it's hard to find a guy the other team would like to be MOTM less than Cucurella, he's locked in
November 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
it's hard to find a guy the other team would like to be MOTM less than Cucurella, he's locked in
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NEWS: The Phoenix Mercury have announced a complete rebrand that includes an updated logo 👀
A new uniform is expected to be released on Tuesday.
A new uniform is expected to be released on Tuesday.
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
NEWS: The Phoenix Mercury have announced a complete rebrand that includes an updated logo 👀
A new uniform is expected to be released on Tuesday.
A new uniform is expected to be released on Tuesday.
really cool that they're involving JuJu
USA Basketball's training camp roster for Dec. 12-14 at Duke:
Lauren Betts
Aliyah Boston
Cam Brink
Paige Bueckers
Veronica Burton
Sonia Citron
Caitlin Clark
Kah Copper
Chelsea Gray
Brittney Griner
Dearica Hamby
Kiki Iriafen
Rickea Jackson
Bri Jones
Kelsey Plum
Angel Reese
JuJu Watkins
Jackie Young
Lauren Betts
Aliyah Boston
Cam Brink
Paige Bueckers
Veronica Burton
Sonia Citron
Caitlin Clark
Kah Copper
Chelsea Gray
Brittney Griner
Dearica Hamby
Kiki Iriafen
Rickea Jackson
Bri Jones
Kelsey Plum
Angel Reese
JuJu Watkins
Jackie Young
November 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
really cool that they're involving JuJu
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No surprises in the WNBA Draft Lottery. The top five picks for the 2026 WNBA Draft:
1. Dallas Wings
2. Minnesota Lynx
3. Seattle Storm
4. Washington Mystics
5. Chicago Sky
1. Dallas Wings
2. Minnesota Lynx
3. Seattle Storm
4. Washington Mystics
5. Chicago Sky
November 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
No surprises in the WNBA Draft Lottery. The top five picks for the 2026 WNBA Draft:
1. Dallas Wings
2. Minnesota Lynx
3. Seattle Storm
4. Washington Mystics
5. Chicago Sky
1. Dallas Wings
2. Minnesota Lynx
3. Seattle Storm
4. Washington Mystics
5. Chicago Sky
hello and welcome to the table read of "Azzi Fudd is a Seattle Storm", you'll find the scripts on your seats, there's free coffee in the lounge
November 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
hello and welcome to the table read of "Azzi Fudd is a Seattle Storm", you'll find the scripts on your seats, there's free coffee in the lounge
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Look at this, a thing of absolute beauty
November 23, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Look at this, a thing of absolute beauty
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November 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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you're telling me this is offside, but Russo's goal at the Emirates wasn't?
November 20, 2025 at 9:46 PM
you're telling me this is offside, but Russo's goal at the Emirates wasn't?
of course it's followed by an unprecedented power failure and stoppage
I'm so not used to prolonged and unrequited periods of Chelsea pressure againts Barca, this is nice
November 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
of course it's followed by an unprecedented power failure and stoppage
I'm so not used to prolonged and unrequited periods of Chelsea pressure againts Barca, this is nice
November 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I'm so not used to prolonged and unrequited periods of Chelsea pressure againts Barca, this is nice