Wit Happens
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Serving hot takes on today’s news buffet. Equal parts sass, snark, and unsolicited opinions.
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Good morning to these future governors!
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Good morning to these future governors!
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A big thank you to our poll workers and election judges for your commitment to democracy. Minnesota’s elections are safe, free, and fair because of you.
November 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
A big thank you to our poll workers and election judges for your commitment to democracy. Minnesota’s elections are safe, free, and fair because of you.
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Congratulations to all the Democratic candidates who won tonight. It’s a reminder that when we come together around strong, forward-looking leaders who care about the issues that matter, we can win. We’ve still got plenty of work to do, but the future looks a little bit brighter.
November 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Congratulations to all the Democratic candidates who won tonight. It’s a reminder that when we come together around strong, forward-looking leaders who care about the issues that matter, we can win. We’ve still got plenty of work to do, but the future looks a little bit brighter.
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In the face of this cruel government shutdown, we’re taking another significant step to protect Maryland families and children:
I’ve signed an executive order releasing $62 million to help Marylanders who rely on SNAP benefits put food on the table.
I’ve signed an executive order releasing $62 million to help Marylanders who rely on SNAP benefits put food on the table.
November 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
In the face of this cruel government shutdown, we’re taking another significant step to protect Maryland families and children:
I’ve signed an executive order releasing $62 million to help Marylanders who rely on SNAP benefits put food on the table.
I’ve signed an executive order releasing $62 million to help Marylanders who rely on SNAP benefits put food on the table.
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genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
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"blockingiscowardly" was fun to block today.
No good comes from engaging with MAGA accounts on Bluesky. They're here to argue. Blocking deprives them of their reason for being and makes them more unhappy than anything else you could do.
Block AF. Cut off their lifeblood. Ya know, if ya want
No good comes from engaging with MAGA accounts on Bluesky. They're here to argue. Blocking deprives them of their reason for being and makes them more unhappy than anything else you could do.
Block AF. Cut off their lifeblood. Ya know, if ya want
October 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
"blockingiscowardly" was fun to block today.
No good comes from engaging with MAGA accounts on Bluesky. They're here to argue. Blocking deprives them of their reason for being and makes them more unhappy than anything else you could do.
Block AF. Cut off their lifeblood. Ya know, if ya want
No good comes from engaging with MAGA accounts on Bluesky. They're here to argue. Blocking deprives them of their reason for being and makes them more unhappy than anything else you could do.
Block AF. Cut off their lifeblood. Ya know, if ya want
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We love our Marines and owe a debt of gratitude to Camp Pendleton, but next time, the Vice President and the White House shouldn’t be so reckless with people’s lives for their vanity projects.
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/u...
Artillery Shell Detonated Over Interstate 5 During Marines’ Celebration, California Officials Say
www.nytimes.com
October 19, 2025 at 10:09 PM
We love our Marines and owe a debt of gratitude to Camp Pendleton, but next time, the Vice President and the White House shouldn’t be so reckless with people’s lives for their vanity projects.
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/u...
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Breathtaking incompetence www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/u...
October 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Breathtaking incompetence www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/u...
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This is BEAUTIFUL.
Giant copy of the Constitution being carried down Pennsylvania Avenue.
October 18, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This is BEAUTIFUL.
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There is no acceptable excuse for zip-tying children! None.
This shouldn’t even have to be said.
This shouldn’t even have to be said.
October 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
There is no acceptable excuse for zip-tying children! None.
This shouldn’t even have to be said.
This shouldn’t even have to be said.
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When the President uses federal law enforcement for his personal revenge, it puts all of us in danger.
September 26, 2025 at 1:20 PM
When the President uses federal law enforcement for his personal revenge, it puts all of us in danger.
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We love you, Jimmy, and we stand by you 💙
September 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
We love you, Jimmy, and we stand by you 💙
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Welcome to the United Kingdom! 🇬🇧
Never before in U.S. History has a President been acknowledged by another country in this unique way! 🇺🇸
At Windsor Castle, in London & all across the land, people are United! ✊
They all want to see the #EPSTEIN_PedoFiles, ASAP! 👀
Never before in U.S. History has a President been acknowledged by another country in this unique way! 🇺🇸
At Windsor Castle, in London & all across the land, people are United! ✊
They all want to see the #EPSTEIN_PedoFiles, ASAP! 👀
September 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Welcome to the United Kingdom! 🇬🇧
Never before in U.S. History has a President been acknowledged by another country in this unique way! 🇺🇸
At Windsor Castle, in London & all across the land, people are United! ✊
They all want to see the #EPSTEIN_PedoFiles, ASAP! 👀
Never before in U.S. History has a President been acknowledged by another country in this unique way! 🇺🇸
At Windsor Castle, in London & all across the land, people are United! ✊
They all want to see the #EPSTEIN_PedoFiles, ASAP! 👀
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Why is the right so angry? They control the entire government and they’re still miserable f*cks.
Joy Reid nailed it.
Joy Reid nailed it.
September 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Why is the right so angry? They control the entire government and they’re still miserable f*cks.
Joy Reid nailed it.
Joy Reid nailed it.
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The video game terms that Kirk’s killer referenced all have to do with ‘friendly fire’ in those games making it VERY clear what his motives were as a common conservative terrorist. 🤷
The Republican Pedophile Party is imploding in violence from the same children it molested. 🤷 #EpsteinFiles
The Republican Pedophile Party is imploding in violence from the same children it molested. 🤷 #EpsteinFiles
September 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The video game terms that Kirk’s killer referenced all have to do with ‘friendly fire’ in those games making it VERY clear what his motives were as a common conservative terrorist. 🤷
The Republican Pedophile Party is imploding in violence from the same children it molested. 🤷 #EpsteinFiles
The Republican Pedophile Party is imploding in violence from the same children it molested. 🤷 #EpsteinFiles
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