and I feel fine

I'll never admit that I'm still the one who keeps stopping my wife's 'Man, I Feel Like a Woman' CD, because I've got pausable Shaniability.

#LunchPun

@thenewsatglenn.bsky.social @pierrenovellie.bsky.social They've not taken your altered lyrics well, Glenn #budpod

Great game. I can only get 'wrong answers only' so far. bend.bend.bend by a straight road in Surrey. coffee.coffee.coffee opposite a Pizza Hut in New York State.

thanks

Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope

The piss tank on the ISS is now 48% full.

Oh I say!

Him having a name that sounds like a Marvel lumberjack must have bumped the fee up.

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Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return

Don't call them trouser snakes, try:

Hi Ben. I was diagnosed ASD this year at 44. Helped in so many ways look both forwards and back. Have a read of @pierrenovellie.bsky.social's book if you can. Best of luck to you.

It comes to something when you can’t park a double decker bus on your drive to kit it out as a café without the neighbours sticking their noses in.

[Library]
- I'd like to borrow the biography of the man who discovered electromagnetic induction.
- Faraday?
- I was thinking more like a fortnight.

I know this isn't the point. But Liverpool has great museums and galleries, superb nightlife for all tastes, two awesome cathedrals, an attractive docklands, rich musical and footballing heritage, and a boycott of the Sun. If you believe it's a shithole, you're both intellectually lazy and wrong.

My femur bones are almost exactly the same distance as from the back of my seat to the pivot of that infront in many planes. Whilst I try to get exit seats to avoid the grief, anyone trying to recline in front of me usually can't move the seat anyway.

Here's a photo of them planning the caper.

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