Simon, but spookier.
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Woke lefty, plant fueled, cyclist and runner. Almost certainly not as clever as he'd like to think. he/him
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Personally, I was hoping for a lady in a catsuit with a zip up the front, only she hasn't zipped it all the way up. I don't know if she said cad or bounder, I got distracted.
I see no justification for anyone bandying the n word in your direction. Not that there's ever justification for that word, gangster rappers aside perhaps.
It's a good thing I'm not a rapper, or we might have beef (or tofu equivalent).
Oh. Have you been on the spray tan?
Can't be much of a Carry On film without Sid James or Kenneth Williams.
Big shot on the east coast, apparently. Presumably he means in New York, not here in Cleethorpes.
Ha, me too. I don't think I ever interacted with him, or vice versa, so it was all about odd really.
I've done three loads of washing and a bunch of ironing. I'm such a good little housewife.
Is Irish cereal different to the British stuff?
The highlight of my day has probably been taking delivery of a new tumble dryer. Rock and fucking roll, eh?
Reposted by Simon, but spookier.
Anyone (local to me in West Yorkshire) want my Yamaha Mixer? It's a 12 channel MW12 with USB.

Why don't I use it anymore? It's massive and space is at premium at the moment. Allworks fine and sounds pretty damn good.
"I don't want flavour, I just want to be uncomfortably full."
Popeye would have needed an entire tanker full of fresh spinach to take on Bluto.
Wasn't she in Hot Gossip, the brazen hussy?