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Simon, but spookier.

@winklesbloke.bsky.social

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Woke lefty, plant fueled, cyclist and runner. Almost certainly not as clever as he'd like to think. he/him

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Simon, but spookier. @winklesbloke.bsky.social · 5h

Loaf.

Simon, but spookier. @winklesbloke.bsky.social · 7h

Personally, I was hoping for a lady in a catsuit with a zip up the front, only she hasn't zipped it all the way up. I don't know if she said cad or bounder, I got distracted.

Simon, but spookier. @winklesbloke.bsky.social · 9h

Pffft, kids eh?

Simon, but spookier. @winklesbloke.bsky.social · 10h

I see no justification for anyone bandying the n word in your direction. Not that there's ever justification for that word, gangster rappers aside perhaps.

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Simon, but spookier. @winklesbloke.bsky.social · 10h

It's a good thing I'm not a rapper, or we might have beef (or tofu equivalent).

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Simon, but spookier. @winklesbloke.bsky.social · 10h

Oh. Have you been on the spray tan?

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Simon, but spookier. @winklesbloke.bsky.social · 10h

Can't be much of a Carry On film without Sid James or Kenneth Williams.

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Simon, but spookier. @winklesbloke.bsky.social · 10h

Big shot on the east coast, apparently. Presumably he means in New York, not here in Cleethorpes.

Simon, but spookier. @winklesbloke.bsky.social · 10h

Presumably not offline.

Simon, but spookier. @winklesbloke.bsky.social · 10h

Ha, me too. I don't think I ever interacted with him, or vice versa, so it was all about odd really.

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Simon, but spookier. @winklesbloke.bsky.social · 12h

Wok and roll! 🤘

Simon, but spookier. @winklesbloke.bsky.social · 18h

I've about as much sympathy for them as I have for heroin dealers.

Betfred says all its shops may close if Reeves hikes gambling tax

The company's co-founder says it would be forced to close all its sites, putting 7,500 jobs at risk, if gambling taxes go up.

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Simon, but spookier. @winklesbloke.bsky.social · 1d

I've done three loads of washing and a bunch of ironing. I'm such a good little housewife.

Simon, but spookier. @winklesbloke.bsky.social · 1d

Is Irish cereal different to the British stuff?

Simon, but spookier. @winklesbloke.bsky.social · 1d

The highlight of my day has probably been taking delivery of a new tumble dryer. Rock and fucking roll, eh?

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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 1d

Anyone (local to me in West Yorkshire) want my Yamaha Mixer? It's a 12 channel MW12 with USB.

Why don't I use it anymore? It's massive and space is at premium at the moment. Allworks fine and sounds pretty damn good.