Simon
@winklesbloke.bsky.social
Woke lefty, plant fueled, cyclist and runner. Almost certainly not as clever as he'd like to think. he/him
Just arrived at the Your Party conference. Buzzing!
November 29, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Just arrived at the Your Party conference. Buzzing!
Look at these absolute units.
November 29, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Look at these absolute units.
Billionaires. What's stopping you making your AI robots look like this?
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Billionaires. What's stopping you making your AI robots look like this?
My wife is out tonight so I'm treating myself to a little princess pamper.
November 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
My wife is out tonight so I'm treating myself to a little princess pamper.
Let it never be said that I'm not open to new ideas.
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Let it never be said that I'm not open to new ideas.
Embracing my inner grandad.
November 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Embracing my inner grandad.
From the bottom of the wiki page...
November 20, 2025 at 11:55 AM
From the bottom of the wiki page...
Were will Farage stand on this, one wonders?
November 20, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Were will Farage stand on this, one wonders?
International Men's Day.
November 19, 2025 at 10:30 AM
International Men's Day.
It's just a mix up waiting to happen.
November 18, 2025 at 8:52 AM
It's just a mix up waiting to happen.
*Rob Halford voice*
RAKING THE LAWN! RAKING THE LAWN!
RAKING THE LAWN! RAKING THE LAWN!
November 16, 2025 at 2:11 PM
*Rob Halford voice*
RAKING THE LAWN! RAKING THE LAWN!
RAKING THE LAWN! RAKING THE LAWN!
Not had a decent pair of clumpy boots in years, but finally bit the bullet and spent my birthday money on these bad boys.
November 16, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Not had a decent pair of clumpy boots in years, but finally bit the bullet and spent my birthday money on these bad boys.
They look a lot better for being chopped into smaller pieces, and they're actually quite delicious. He's currently crisping some up in the air fryer.
November 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
They look a lot better for being chopped into smaller pieces, and they're actually quite delicious. He's currently crisping some up in the air fryer.
Me laddo has been very busy in the kitchen. This is mochi apparently.
November 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Me laddo has been very busy in the kitchen. This is mochi apparently.
Genie, as in the Jean Genie. We thought her name should reference Bowie with her having odd eyes. She's a bit bigger now, though still small, and we still dote on each other.
November 12, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Genie, as in the Jean Genie. We thought her name should reference Bowie with her having odd eyes. She's a bit bigger now, though still small, and we still dote on each other.
I'm *pretty* sure it's something to do with jet engines and wings.
November 12, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I'm *pretty* sure it's something to do with jet engines and wings.
This is her when she was tiny. Those odd coloured eyes looked into mine and I couldn't let her go to someone else.
November 12, 2025 at 9:58 AM
This is her when she was tiny. Those odd coloured eyes looked into mine and I couldn't let her go to someone else.
Quick, easy, and totally inauthentic, sticky gochujang tofu and rice. We'd run out of soy sauce, so I used Henderson's Relish like I was Sean Bean or something.
November 9, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Quick, easy, and totally inauthentic, sticky gochujang tofu and rice. We'd run out of soy sauce, so I used Henderson's Relish like I was Sean Bean or something.
First whisky mac of the season.
November 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
First whisky mac of the season.
*mournful harmonica*
What were the trees like when you were young?
What were the trees like when you were young?
November 6, 2025 at 8:07 AM
*mournful harmonica*
What were the trees like when you were young?
What were the trees like when you were young?