Simon
@winklesbloke.bsky.social
Woke lefty, plant fueled, cyclist and runner. Almost certainly not as clever as he'd like to think. he/him
Somewhat heartening that Nativity doesn't feature on the list.
November 29, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Somewhat heartening that Nativity doesn't feature on the list.
We've made it a bit of a tradition to go and feed the pigeons whenever we visit my eldest.
November 29, 2025 at 11:40 AM
We've made it a bit of a tradition to go and feed the pigeons whenever we visit my eldest.
Those pigeons on the floor are big lads.
November 29, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Those pigeons on the floor are big lads.
The only time you say a pair in the wild is if their laces are tied together and they've been chucked over telegraph wires.
November 29, 2025 at 10:32 AM
The only time you say a pair in the wild is if their laces are tied together and they've been chucked over telegraph wires.
It doesn't bode well when he managed to call Hamas friends but he can't do the same for Sultana.
November 29, 2025 at 10:18 AM
It doesn't bode well when he managed to call Hamas friends but he can't do the same for Sultana.
Fuck sakes, he's sliding the sofa all over the lounge and grooving around it. This isn't how I thought things would pan out.
November 29, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Fuck sakes, he's sliding the sofa all over the lounge and grooving around it. This isn't how I thought things would pan out.
Good to see you back Axe! :-)
November 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Good to see you back Axe! :-)
For all I know gargling noises are de-rigeur these days, me and the wife have been together for a long time!
November 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
For all I know gargling noises are de-rigeur these days, me and the wife have been together for a long time!
😂 Long necked sheep, I like that.
Google says they hum when they're happy and make a gargling noise whilst mating.
Google says they hum when they're happy and make a gargling noise whilst mating.
November 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
😂 Long necked sheep, I like that.
Google says they hum when they're happy and make a gargling noise whilst mating.
Google says they hum when they're happy and make a gargling noise whilst mating.
He was going to bus it home but it's a half hour walk to the appropriate bus stop and I didn't have the heart to make him do it. There's booze and a pizza with my name on them when I get home.
November 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
He was going to bus it home but it's a half hour walk to the appropriate bus stop and I didn't have the heart to make him do it. There's booze and a pizza with my name on them when I get home.
There's a paddock with llamas and alpacas in that I often run past. I forego my usual habit of making the appropriate noise back at farm animals I pass, but only because I don't know what noise a llama makes.
I am 53 years old.
I am 53 years old.
November 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
There's a paddock with llamas and alpacas in that I often run past. I forego my usual habit of making the appropriate noise back at farm animals I pass, but only because I don't know what noise a llama makes.
I am 53 years old.
I am 53 years old.
Wild llama? Yes, it was bloody livid.
November 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Wild llama? Yes, it was bloody livid.
It's not a day hike mate.
November 28, 2025 at 2:32 PM
It's not a day hike mate.
Johnson always thought of himself as being of the establishment, whereas Fagash has always portrayed himself as being as outsider. It will be quite interesting to see how this plays out for future historians. Those of us in the here and now, perhaps not so much.
November 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Johnson always thought of himself as being of the establishment, whereas Fagash has always portrayed himself as being as outsider. It will be quite interesting to see how this plays out for future historians. Those of us in the here and now, perhaps not so much.
Well yes, I think he likes the idea, but governing is a lot harder than railing against whoever is in power, and I don't know if he'd have the appetite for it if he eventually found himself in a position of real power.
November 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Well yes, I think he likes the idea, but governing is a lot harder than railing against whoever is in power, and I don't know if he'd have the appetite for it if he eventually found himself in a position of real power.
There's barely a fag paper between them as it is...
November 28, 2025 at 1:43 PM
There's barely a fag paper between them as it is...
Quote posted three times. It was a reply to somebody else too, which is even stranger. I don't block a lot, but I can't be arsed with that.
November 28, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Quote posted three times. It was a reply to somebody else too, which is even stranger. I don't block a lot, but I can't be arsed with that.