Simon
@winklesbloke.bsky.social
Woke lefty, plant fueled, cyclist and runner. Almost certainly not as clever as he'd like to think. he/him
Just arrived at the Your Party conference. Buzzing!
November 29, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Just arrived at the Your Party conference. Buzzing!
Look at these absolute units.
November 29, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Look at these absolute units.
It's pissing it down with rain, but there's a big fuck off cat with a far out hat at the door offering to keep me entertained. You reckon I should take a punt?
November 29, 2025 at 10:13 AM
It's pissing it down with rain, but there's a big fuck off cat with a far out hat at the door offering to keep me entertained. You reckon I should take a punt?
Volunteered myself for double dad taxi duties, so that's me sat in a car park for the next hour and a half.
November 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Volunteered myself for double dad taxi duties, so that's me sat in a car park for the next hour and a half.
The Pretenders' 2000 Miles has just been on the radio. Chrissie Hynde's exclamation that "It's very far" is probably somewhat surplus to requirements, isn't it?
November 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
The Pretenders' 2000 Miles has just been on the radio. Chrissie Hynde's exclamation that "It's very far" is probably somewhat surplus to requirements, isn't it?
Reposted by Simon
An extraordinary thing, this.
A line up of stars performing at Wembley Arena to show their love and solidarity with the trans community and in aid of Good Law Project and Not A Phase.
Register now for tickets.
www.transmissionlive.uk
A line up of stars performing at Wembley Arena to show their love and solidarity with the trans community and in aid of Good Law Project and Not A Phase.
Register now for tickets.
www.transmissionlive.uk
Trans Mission - Wednesday 11th March
Mighty Hoopla and Olly Alexander team up for a Trans Mission: an all-star solidarity concert for the trans community at OVO Arena Wembley
www.transmissionlive.uk
November 28, 2025 at 12:10 PM
An extraordinary thing, this.
A line up of stars performing at Wembley Arena to show their love and solidarity with the trans community and in aid of Good Law Project and Not A Phase.
Register now for tickets.
www.transmissionlive.uk
A line up of stars performing at Wembley Arena to show their love and solidarity with the trans community and in aid of Good Law Project and Not A Phase.
Register now for tickets.
www.transmissionlive.uk
The same account has reposted something from last night, and followed and unfollowed me three times now. They won't be doing it any more.
November 28, 2025 at 12:11 PM
The same account has reposted something from last night, and followed and unfollowed me three times now. They won't be doing it any more.
I quite miss the early days of the UK adopting Black Friday and hearing tales of midnight rucks in Tesco with people scrapping over consumer electronics made by brands not renowned for making that particular product. Polaroid TVs were a fixture.
November 28, 2025 at 10:21 AM
I quite miss the early days of the UK adopting Black Friday and hearing tales of midnight rucks in Tesco with people scrapping over consumer electronics made by brands not renowned for making that particular product. Polaroid TVs were a fixture.
Forgot to put the bin out last night lads. 😬
November 28, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Forgot to put the bin out last night lads. 😬
*Not having a pop at anyone's national cuisine, just curious*
Are marshmallow topped sweet potatoes are served as a side dish or as a dessert with a Thanksgiving dinner?
Are marshmallow topped sweet potatoes are served as a side dish or as a dessert with a Thanksgiving dinner?
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
*Not having a pop at anyone's national cuisine, just curious*
Are marshmallow topped sweet potatoes are served as a side dish or as a dessert with a Thanksgiving dinner?
Are marshmallow topped sweet potatoes are served as a side dish or as a dessert with a Thanksgiving dinner?
I remain Grim in Grimsby.
Sleepless in Seattle.
Clueless in Cambridge.
Harmless in Harwich.
Peerless in Paris.
Topless in Torquay.
Clueless in Cambridge.
Harmless in Harwich.
Peerless in Paris.
Topless in Torquay.
November 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I remain Grim in Grimsby.
Billionaires. What's stopping you making your AI robots look like this?
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Billionaires. What's stopping you making your AI robots look like this?
The cut in fuel duty extended you say?
a cartoon character says i 'm shocked in front of a blue wall
Alt: Fry from Futurama says "I'm shocked. Shocked! Well, not that shocked."
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The cut in fuel duty extended you say?
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1) I don't give a shit that Farage was a racist wanker as a kid, he's a racist wanker NOW and that is enough.
2) I was at boarding schools in the 80s. I was on the receiving end of daily racist abuse. Psychological, physical, and sexual abuse too.
Let's stop pretending Farage is an outlier.
2) I was at boarding schools in the 80s. I was on the receiving end of daily racist abuse. Psychological, physical, and sexual abuse too.
Let's stop pretending Farage is an outlier.
new allegation concerning Farage’s behaviour when he was 18 years old
November 26, 2025 at 9:20 AM
1) I don't give a shit that Farage was a racist wanker as a kid, he's a racist wanker NOW and that is enough.
2) I was at boarding schools in the 80s. I was on the receiving end of daily racist abuse. Psychological, physical, and sexual abuse too.
Let's stop pretending Farage is an outlier.
2) I was at boarding schools in the 80s. I was on the receiving end of daily racist abuse. Psychological, physical, and sexual abuse too.
Let's stop pretending Farage is an outlier.
I'd have thought that the cycle to work scheme had a better chance of doing something about the obesity crisis than an extra 5p on the price of a milkshake, but what do I know?
November 26, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I'd have thought that the cycle to work scheme had a better chance of doing something about the obesity crisis than an extra 5p on the price of a milkshake, but what do I know?
Why are they advertising Audible adaptation of Harry Potter on podcasts aimed at adults? Transphobic author aside, they're children's books.
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Why are they advertising Audible adaptation of Harry Potter on podcasts aimed at adults? Transphobic author aside, they're children's books.
My wife is out tonight so I'm treating myself to a little princess pamper.
November 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
My wife is out tonight so I'm treating myself to a little princess pamper.
Let it never be said that I'm not open to new ideas.
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Let it never be said that I'm not open to new ideas.
I feel like a pig shat in my head, Charlie Brown.
I Thought We Were Going For Chips, Charlie Brown
I'm Funny How? I Mean Funny Like I'm A Clown, I Amuse You? I Make You Laugh, I'm Here To Fuckin' Amuse You? What Do You Mean Funny, Funny How, Charlie Brown?
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I feel like a pig shat in my head, Charlie Brown.
How do you know if somebody is a vegan?
Don't worry, his colleague will ask him whether he misses cheese, approximately every 15 minutes.
Don't worry, his colleague will ask him whether he misses cheese, approximately every 15 minutes.
November 24, 2025 at 10:36 AM
How do you know if somebody is a vegan?
Don't worry, his colleague will ask him whether he misses cheese, approximately every 15 minutes.
Don't worry, his colleague will ask him whether he misses cheese, approximately every 15 minutes.
Embracing my inner grandad.
November 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Embracing my inner grandad.
I've just watched A Nightmare on Elm Street with my youngest. I'd forgotten how much the last twenty minutes or so have in common with Home Alone.
November 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I've just watched A Nightmare on Elm Street with my youngest. I'd forgotten how much the last twenty minutes or so have in common with Home Alone.
Bastard fucking cars, man. Ugh.
November 21, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Bastard fucking cars, man. Ugh.
I could really have done without the car's exhaust starting to make ominous rattling noises.
November 20, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I could really have done without the car's exhaust starting to make ominous rattling noises.