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I’ve arm wrestled Ronald McDonald. What more do you need?



Event and Interior Stylist

Styling
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Street Photography.
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Miteras House Photography Project.
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A little Christmas poem 🐾🎄
December 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
🚨HUGE BRAG INCOMING 🚨
At my appointment with the doctor this evening she said she had to double check my age because I look so good *smug face*
two women are talking to each other in a hallway and one of them is saying you are my new best friend .
ALT: two women are talking to each other in a hallway and one of them is saying you are my new best friend .
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December 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I have two new piercings and tonight they are soooo itchy. It’s driving me nuts.
Must. Not. Scratch
a woman is making a funny face and making a funny face with her hands .
ALT: a woman is making a funny face and making a funny face with her hands .
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December 9, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Someone has returned to the scene of her crimes
December 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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There has been a spate of brazen theft going on in this house. The curious mystery of the disappearing and reappearing in strange places of Christmas decorations. The culprit remains at large but I have my suspicions
December 9, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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Bétis have done their annual toy collection 🥹🧸
December 9, 2025 at 1:23 PM
There has been a spate of brazen theft going on in this house. The curious mystery of the disappearing and reappearing in strange places of Christmas decorations. The culprit remains at large but I have my suspicions
December 9, 2025 at 11:56 AM
DIRECT ME IMMEDIATELY TO WHERE I MAY PURCHASE THE WEREWOLF WARNING BIRD
December 8, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:
A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.

Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.

A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
December 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
This West Side Story music on Strictly is jarring my teeth out
December 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Why in the name of fuck do fairy lights all default to mentalist flashing mode? I just want them on, not a sodding rave in the corner of the room
December 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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choo choo, motherfucker
December 7, 2025 at 10:06 AM
I’m so sad. I’ve been so lucky to have spent time with Martin and saw him at a talk as recently as October. I will always cherish the memory of having a cup of tea with him at his foundation in Bristol, among his huge collection of Russian space souvenirs and his incredible photo archive 🧵1/2
December 7, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Oof. Bad luck, Scotland
December 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Couldn’t do it, could I? Accepted a job on the 15th like a right bloody idiot.
Honestly, dangle cash in front of me and I’m yours
Right lads, I’ve been non stop for months but finally, that’s a wrap for work this year.
My arse and the sofa will be fused together by the time I go back on the 5th January
December 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Took this on a cross channel ferry a couple of years ago.

Sailing isn’t for everyone…

#photography #streetphotography
December 4, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Spot the difference
December 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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👸
December 3, 2025 at 12:04 PM
December 3, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Got unfollowed for saying it’s a Christmas film. That and the endless boring posts but mostly because of the Christmas film
December 2, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Yes it is a fucking Christmas film now shut up
December 2, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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every day. women post their achievements online and get their hearts broken 😔
April 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Why indeed
December 1, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Why does Christmas make me so fucking sad
November 29, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I’m only now watching Gavin and Stacey for the first time ever. Yes, I know. Shut up. Finale today. Anyway, I’m having an omelette
November 29, 2025 at 12:25 PM