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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach)

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Dave Matthews - quizzing, TV, comedy, food, probably too much politics, LGBT+, hoping this is better than X. Dad jokes are the author's own. He/him.

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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 2h

This reminds me of a lovely bit of trivia - the person who sang the Big Break theme more than anyone else is probably Kenny Everett. The song comes from a Mike Batt musical version of The Hunting of The Snark and although Cpt Sensible did the recording, Everett performed it in the West End.

Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 3h

Hitler in his bunker. The final minute of his life. His aide walks in with a gift-wrapped present. It's a gun. Hitler smiles, sheds one tear and mouths "thank you".

John Lewis.
Get them want they really want this Christmas.

Music is the Big Break theme covered by Adele.

Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 6h

It's a bit early in the season for a wind machine #strictly

Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 12h

Yes yes, but what flavour Monster Munch did you get?

Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 1d

Baffling

Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 1d

Celia Imrie to be the new Dukess of York

Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 1d

So when is the by-election for the new Duke of York? Could a woman run? Perhaps we could have a Dukess???

Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 1d

*Runs into the room breathlessly....*

THE CANNED OLD DUKE OF YORK!

BBC headline: "Prince Andrew gives up royal titles including Duke of York after 'discussion with King'"

Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 1d

On Bob's Full House, it was fun to spot Bob as a question writer (along with Just a Minute's Ian Messiter) and Steve Punt as a (joke?) writer.

Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 1d

Today's idle thought...if the Spice Girls had formed today, would Geri be Pumpkin Spice rather than Ginger Spice?

Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 3d

Forest

Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 3d

The watchdog added that he wants to be told he's a good boy, go for long walks, and receive regular treats.

A picture of a sad dog on a table being touched by a vet and its owner. Below is the headline "Vets must publish prices so pet owners not over charged, watchdog says" and the subheadline " Vet prices have risen at nearly twice the rate of inflation, the Competition and Markets Authority found."

Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 3d

Bestbye Mr Chips

Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 4d

Change a letter, ruin a song

I Predict A Root

Russell Hillman (but said in a spooky voice) @allhellismrsun.bsky.social · 4d

Change a letter, ruin a song.

Breaking The Lav

Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 5d

We can't have been the only ones that checked BBC4 just in case

Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 5d

We march on Broadcasting House at dawn #quizzyMondays

James Allison @gingerjames.bsky.social · 5d

Just put BBC2 on expecting quizzy Mondays only to find it's international football. Fuming.

Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 5d

This feels like the starting point for a Channel 5 documentary about a boy who turned orange from eating too many mini cheddars

Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 5d

You're such a grinch

Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 5d

I was going to compliment you on your Trump impression!

Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 6d

Thunderbirds are gone #scd #strictly

Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 6d

I've turned into a fan of salad this year and I am equally worried.

Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 7d

A cold shower for Shirley Ballas please #Strictly

Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 7d

What's that prick doing on the telly? #Strictly

Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 7d

Trying to appeal to Craig clearly

Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 7d

Oh do fuck off.

Sorry, where are my manners.

Oh do fuck off your Majesty.

Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 8d

Seed capital?

Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach) @wiltonspinach.bsky.social · 8d

To add to his Club World Cup trophy from earlier this year? www.wearethemighty.com/entertainmen...

Yes, President Trump took the Club World Cup Trophy. Here's why.

The 2025 Club World Cup Trophy isn't the first award that was intercepted by someone who wasn't part of the winning championship team.

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