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kelsey
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The first snowfall of the year is doing a great job in reminding me why I was specific about finding an apartment with a covered garage
December 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
i don’t wanna
December 1, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Wild to keep going to the rules analyst in the booth to say that Washington is getting screwed multiple times on multiple plays lol
December 1, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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What’s the point of instant review if you’re not allowed to get the call right?
December 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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being a conservative is so cool cuz you can write a college thesis paper that’s like “hey god iz gud & i luv him” and a man paid $2.5 million dollars a year will get the NYT to publish an article saying you are oppressed for your renegade ideas
November 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
No one:

Me opening my flight radar app after hearing engine sounds above me:
New On3 graphic dropped
November 30, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Stocked up on groceries and a new thing of cat litter because the forecast called for one inch of snow and I am a bitch
November 30, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Steve Sarkisian is going to cash in the money in the bank to get Texas into the cfb playoffs isn’t he
it's very funny that ESPN is layering in the WWE promos with college football coverage as though the playoff committee is gonna have to decide what to do with Brock Lesnar
November 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Me: alright LaNorris Sellers legacy drive time

South Carolina: immediately throws a pick six
November 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Fight back Michigan!!!
November 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Dryer than the Sahara my god
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP
November 25, 2023 at 5:17 PM
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I’ve been trying to figure out what kind of look Saban is going for here and I’ve settled on “hill country revenue agent”
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Damn Clemson is 6-5 this year? Are they calling for Dabo’s head yet?
November 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Arch Manning: maybe kinda good?
November 29, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Wow look at how excited these men are for another man to remove his clothes
[NFL] 🚨 SHIRTLESS BEN JOHNSON 🚨 twitter.com/NFL/status/1...
November 28, 2025 at 11:50 PM
bears noooooo
November 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Philadelphia is about to hit Santa with hammers this time
November 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The bears being good is fun
November 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The entirety of the Egg Bowl broadcast essentially being turned into the Lane Kiffin version of The Decision is… annoying
November 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
20k CPKC has me barking but I’m trying to figure out how the hell they’d manage that kind of expansion
Proposed US Host Cities + Full list including alternatives
November 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Good morning to those of us who didn’t take today off work
November 28, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Me to Lamar Jackson
a woman in a lab coat is yawning while holding a baby in her arms .
ALT: a woman in a lab coat is yawning while holding a baby in her arms .
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Lamar Jackson please a touchdown pass I’m begging you
November 28, 2025 at 3:51 AM