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Ugh I wanted to get super into NXT black and gold and stream the whole back catalogue but it’s simply… not streaming anywhere
December 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Sounds correct for Philly sports fans yes
December 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Unfortunately Kristen Hamilton cannot relate to Shakira as her hips do in fact lie
The Kansas City Current returns to the pitch this weekend at the first-ever North American edition of the World Sevens Football (W7F) Tournament, which features top women’s clubs from across the Americas.
December 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Really fucked up of the league to be annoying yesterday so I didn’t have enough time to truly appreciate Marisa Tomei in My Cousin Vinny on the tl
December 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Reminder
December 4, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 4:27 AM
my wife in 60 years at my bedside as i near the end of my life: do you have any regrets?

me remembering the time i didn’t boo jessica berman loudly enough: just one
December 4, 2025 at 4:20 AM
“It violates the spirit of the league” is wild to say while actively violating the Spirit of the league
December 4, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Patiently explaining that I wanted to do the dishes tonight, nothing would have pleased me more, but it violated the spirit of the league
December 4, 2025 at 4:08 AM
STRIKE STRIKE STRIKE STRIKE
More from the piece:

“Since the commissioner rejected the offer, the NWSLPA filed a grievance against the league based on the details of the contract being fair and compliant with the current collective bargaining agreement, according to the people.”
December 4, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 3:49 AM
BRUHHHHHHH
Jessica Berman’s compensation in 2022 as National Lacrosse League deputy commissioner was $405,000, per its tax filing.

Over $1M three years later for the top job in a bigger league wouldn't be surprising.

#nwsl #woso #thatsthespirit
December 4, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Hannah just made me watch My Cousin Vinny for the first time and imagine not marrying Marisa Tomei smh
December 4, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Bro what
December 4, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I was fairly impressed with the few minutes she got late last year. There were some shaky moments but they threw her in the fire and she held up decently!
Scott is here to stay 💫

Katie signs a new contract with the club through 2027 ✍️
December 3, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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When you stayed up too late shitposting.
I'm not sure he's going to make it, folks. Eyes are closed
December 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
sneak peek of the tifo for the orl game next season
December 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Unfortunately means i cannot cheer for her when she returns to CPKC
Hailie Mace moves from the heartland to the City Beautiful. 🌴

After five season with Kansas City Current, the defender signs with 2024 Champions, @orlpride.com.
December 2, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The first snowfall of the year is doing a great job in reminding me why I was specific about finding an apartment with a covered garage
December 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
i don’t wanna
December 1, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Wild to keep going to the rules analyst in the booth to say that Washington is getting screwed multiple times on multiple plays lol
December 1, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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What’s the point of instant review if you’re not allowed to get the call right?
December 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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being a conservative is so cool cuz you can write a college thesis paper that’s like “hey god iz gud & i luv him” and a man paid $2.5 million dollars a year will get the NYT to publish an article saying you are oppressed for your renegade ideas
November 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM