petty crocker
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talk to myself about woso, occasionally broso. she/her
also: reading | art history | phillies | star wars | millennial sitcoms
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i would really love to still have a positive place online where i can get updates about woso, & i can’t be over there anymore
chicago (red) stars, chelsea women, uswnt fan
chicago (red) stars, chelsea women, uswnt fan
i believe the way the offside rule is applied in the english premier league violates the spirit of the rules
December 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
i believe the way the offside rule is applied in the english premier league violates the spirit of the rules
FIFTY-THREE CROSSES, NINE ACCURATE
December 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
FIFTY-THREE CROSSES, NINE ACCURATE
why can't these british men pronounce alyssa's name i have heard "alessia" and "aleesa" now IT'S NOT A HARD NAME
December 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
why can't these british men pronounce alyssa's name i have heard "alessia" and "aleesa" now IT'S NOT A HARD NAME
sorry i just realized lucy bronze is playing cb? the left back is actually a winger?
December 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
sorry i just realized lucy bronze is playing cb? the left back is actually a winger?
still getting "pace & power" commentary for black wsl players 👍
December 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
still getting "pace & power" commentary for black wsl players 👍
i didn't think bompastor would bench kaptein with a gun to her head tbh
December 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
i didn't think bompastor would bench kaptein with a gun to her head tbh
little concerned alyssa thompson is being run into the ground
December 7, 2025 at 2:02 PM
little concerned alyssa thompson is being run into the ground
the way peloton is hyping the first canadian instructor like they've never met a canadian before is so funny to me (also her class kicked my ass in the best way, will be taking more)
December 7, 2025 at 1:47 PM
the way peloton is hyping the first canadian instructor like they've never met a canadian before is so funny to me (also her class kicked my ass in the best way, will be taking more)
to everyone watching the f1 race i’m happy for you, or sorry that happened
December 7, 2025 at 1:14 PM
to everyone watching the f1 race i’m happy for you, or sorry that happened
bunny shaw having a really off day (luckily 🙂)
December 7, 2025 at 12:52 PM
bunny shaw having a really off day (luckily 🙂)
every time i check in on twitter bc of some men’s sport i am seeing nwsl v wsl discourse are they not tired
& for the love of god stop using individual player transfers to support this argument that’s not how it works
& for the love of god stop using individual player transfers to support this argument that’s not how it works
December 7, 2025 at 12:29 PM
every time i check in on twitter bc of some men’s sport i am seeing nwsl v wsl discourse are they not tired
& for the love of god stop using individual player transfers to support this argument that’s not how it works
& for the love of god stop using individual player transfers to support this argument that’s not how it works
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December 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
one phone call with chotiner and this lady would **** *******
She compares the boat strikes to Jesus breaking the sabbath to heal someone.
December 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
one phone call with chotiner and this lady would **** *******
out of context i thought this was about republicans lmao
December 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
out of context i thought this was about republicans lmao
so what i'm seeing is i shouldn't have turned off leeds-liverpool
December 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
so what i'm seeing is i shouldn't have turned off leeds-liverpool
local news running a commercial for a segment on "alternatives if fast food is too expensive and you don't have time to cook" economy collapsing any minute now
December 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
local news running a commercial for a segment on "alternatives if fast food is too expensive and you don't have time to cook" economy collapsing any minute now
hell yeah welcome to pittsburgh waymo can't wait to get run over
December 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
hell yeah welcome to pittsburgh waymo can't wait to get run over
oh my god aston villa!!!
December 6, 2025 at 2:23 PM
oh my god aston villa!!!
stop using squirts when talking about soccer please
December 6, 2025 at 2:08 PM
stop using squirts when talking about soccer please
having been watching the arsenal game for 10 whole minutes and my takeaway is caitlin foord yikes
December 6, 2025 at 1:28 PM
having been watching the arsenal game for 10 whole minutes and my takeaway is caitlin foord yikes
look at my franchise player dawg
December 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
look at my franchise player dawg
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ICYMI on a busy soccer news day: Trinity Rodman's agent Mike Senkowski spoke to CBS today. (From Madrid, he notes.)
"When we pressed the league office for a response ... the answer is there isn't any rule that [the Spirit's offer] violated." League said "it's against the spirit of the rules."
"When we pressed the league office for a response ... the answer is there isn't any rule that [the Spirit's offer] violated." League said "it's against the spirit of the rules."
Trinity Rodman's agent on rejected multi-million dollar deal: "She's disappointed"
YouTube video by CBS Mornings
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December 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM
ICYMI on a busy soccer news day: Trinity Rodman's agent Mike Senkowski spoke to CBS today. (From Madrid, he notes.)
"When we pressed the league office for a response ... the answer is there isn't any rule that [the Spirit's offer] violated." League said "it's against the spirit of the rules."
"When we pressed the league office for a response ... the answer is there isn't any rule that [the Spirit's offer] violated." League said "it's against the spirit of the rules."
so i pay for espn+ & i'm logged in yet it is not letting me watch fsu vs tcu and i'm going to be honest i'm about to take out a lot of pent-up aggression re: capitalism at this problem
December 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
so i pay for espn+ & i'm logged in yet it is not letting me watch fsu vs tcu and i'm going to be honest i'm about to take out a lot of pent-up aggression re: capitalism at this problem
drafted by the chicago (at the time) red stars
It's perplexing that Aerial Chavarin hasn't been called up to the USWNT and that it isn't even talked about. 36 goals for Cruz Azul in 36 games. It feels like the same disregard for Liga MX Femenil that kept Mia Fishel out of the USWNT is at work here. At least call Aerial to a training Camp. My God
December 5, 2025 at 8:47 PM
drafted by the chicago (at the time) red stars
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in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company
December 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company