petty crocker
@lizitsthe90s.bsky.social
talk to myself about woso, occasionally broso. she/her
also: reading | art history | phillies | star wars | millennial sitcoms
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i would really love to still have a positive place online where i can get updates about woso, & i can’t be over there anymore
chicago (red) stars, chelsea women, uswnt fan
chicago (red) stars, chelsea women, uswnt fan
active israeli international huh 😬
December 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
active israeli international huh 😬
"money market index fund income fund contrafund asset manager intermediate treasury bond"
a young boy is sitting on a couch making a funny face .
ALT: a young boy is sitting on a couch making a funny face .
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December 9, 2025 at 2:49 PM
"money market index fund income fund contrafund asset manager intermediate treasury bond"
this is how i'm filling out retirement (lol) investment options today
a woman is playing a game with a rainbow colored wheel that says " i love you "
ALT: a woman is playing a game with a rainbow colored wheel that says " i love you "
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December 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
this is how i'm filling out retirement (lol) investment options today
jessica berman watching the eagles-chargers game and smiling. "look at that parity," she must be thinking.
December 9, 2025 at 2:54 AM
jessica berman watching the eagles-chargers game and smiling. "look at that parity," she must be thinking.
haven't complained about this yet today but it is wild that i pay for an espn+ subscription and cannot watch the fucking ncaa championship match!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! like, i'm going to cancel bc what is the gd point of it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 9, 2025 at 1:04 AM
haven't complained about this yet today but it is wild that i pay for an espn+ subscription and cannot watch the fucking ncaa championship match!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! like, i'm going to cancel bc what is the gd point of it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
why is there a google ai commercial that is guiding them around a museum?? museums already have maps! and signs! why do you think a roof tile is a book you idiot i'm sure there is a plaque right fuckin there you don't need to ask an ai thing!!!!!!!! we have already solved this problem!!
December 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM
why is there a google ai commercial that is guiding them around a museum?? museums already have maps! and signs! why do you think a roof tile is a book you idiot i'm sure there is a plaque right fuckin there you don't need to ask an ai thing!!!!!!!! we have already solved this problem!!
why do we as a society let streaming services get away with [speaking (foreign language)] instead of actual subtitles like idk wtf is going on in this show right now
December 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
why do we as a society let streaming services get away with [speaking (foreign language)] instead of actual subtitles like idk wtf is going on in this show right now
"oh so that's who logan lerman is," i finally thought in 2025
December 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
"oh so that's who logan lerman is," i finally thought in 2025
i believe the way the offside rule is applied in the english premier league violates the spirit of the rules
December 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
i believe the way the offside rule is applied in the english premier league violates the spirit of the rules
FIFTY-THREE CROSSES, NINE ACCURATE
December 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
FIFTY-THREE CROSSES, NINE ACCURATE
why can't these british men pronounce alyssa's name i have heard "alessia" and "aleesa" now IT'S NOT A HARD NAME
December 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
why can't these british men pronounce alyssa's name i have heard "alessia" and "aleesa" now IT'S NOT A HARD NAME
sorry i just realized lucy bronze is playing cb? the left back is actually a winger?
December 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
sorry i just realized lucy bronze is playing cb? the left back is actually a winger?
still getting "pace & power" commentary for black wsl players 👍
December 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
still getting "pace & power" commentary for black wsl players 👍
i didn't think bompastor would bench kaptein with a gun to her head tbh
December 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
i didn't think bompastor would bench kaptein with a gun to her head tbh
little concerned alyssa thompson is being run into the ground
December 7, 2025 at 2:02 PM
little concerned alyssa thompson is being run into the ground
the way peloton is hyping the first canadian instructor like they've never met a canadian before is so funny to me (also her class kicked my ass in the best way, will be taking more)
December 7, 2025 at 1:47 PM
the way peloton is hyping the first canadian instructor like they've never met a canadian before is so funny to me (also her class kicked my ass in the best way, will be taking more)
to everyone watching the f1 race i’m happy for you, or sorry that happened
December 7, 2025 at 1:14 PM
to everyone watching the f1 race i’m happy for you, or sorry that happened
bunny shaw having a really off day (luckily 🙂)
December 7, 2025 at 12:52 PM
bunny shaw having a really off day (luckily 🙂)
every time i check in on twitter bc of some men’s sport i am seeing nwsl v wsl discourse are they not tired
& for the love of god stop using individual player transfers to support this argument that’s not how it works
& for the love of god stop using individual player transfers to support this argument that’s not how it works
December 7, 2025 at 12:29 PM
every time i check in on twitter bc of some men’s sport i am seeing nwsl v wsl discourse are they not tired
& for the love of god stop using individual player transfers to support this argument that’s not how it works
& for the love of god stop using individual player transfers to support this argument that’s not how it works
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December 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
one phone call with chotiner and this lady would **** *******
She compares the boat strikes to Jesus breaking the sabbath to heal someone.
December 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
one phone call with chotiner and this lady would **** *******