Chas Jizzholm
@whiteboybummer.bsky.social
I want to read your articles and analyses while I sit on the toilet.
If you’re smarter than me, that’s a follow. If you’re not smarter than me, God help you.
📍I and all my country song clichés live in Texas
If you’re smarter than me, that’s a follow. If you’re not smarter than me, God help you.
📍I and all my country song clichés live in Texas
Y’all are never gonna believe this.
The one team with an exemption from roster rules and whose payroll is nearly 50% more than the second highest club just won the @mls.bsky.social final.
The one team with an exemption from roster rules and whose payroll is nearly 50% more than the second highest club just won the @mls.bsky.social final.
December 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Y’all are never gonna believe this.
The one team with an exemption from roster rules and whose payroll is nearly 50% more than the second highest club just won the @mls.bsky.social final.
The one team with an exemption from roster rules and whose payroll is nearly 50% more than the second highest club just won the @mls.bsky.social final.
You’re spoiled for choice in choosing the most embarrassing moment from the Trump years.
But this easily takes the cake.
But this easily takes the cake.
From @theathletic.com: “This is truly one of the great honors of my life.”
FIFA President Gianni Infantino awarded President Trump a new golden trophy, a golden medal and a certificate, and told him: “This is your prize, this is your peace prize.” nyti.ms/44Gy4s6
FIFA President Gianni Infantino awarded President Trump a new golden trophy, a golden medal and a certificate, and told him: “This is your prize, this is your peace prize.” nyti.ms/44Gy4s6
December 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
You’re spoiled for choice in choosing the most embarrassing moment from the Trump years.
But this easily takes the cake.
But this easily takes the cake.
Happy birthday, Jonathan.
For your 192nd, I formally apologize for regularly confusing you with the other famous tortoise, the one who bred his species away from the verge of extinction.
For your 192nd, I formally apologize for regularly confusing you with the other famous tortoise, the one who bred his species away from the verge of extinction.
December 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Happy birthday, Jonathan.
For your 192nd, I formally apologize for regularly confusing you with the other famous tortoise, the one who bred his species away from the verge of extinction.
For your 192nd, I formally apologize for regularly confusing you with the other famous tortoise, the one who bred his species away from the verge of extinction.
Sadly I have to agree. Plemons was great and I’d love to see him get a Best Actor nom for this.
But the ending pulls the rug out from both the viewer and the story. It deserved a chance to say something about the circumstances/consequences and it just gives up.
But the ending pulls the rug out from both the viewer and the story. It deserved a chance to say something about the circumstances/consequences and it just gives up.
43) Bugonia. Terrifically well put together and incredibly gripping, but honestly you sort of leave it feeling like you’re the victim of a prank.
December 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Sadly I have to agree. Plemons was great and I’d love to see him get a Best Actor nom for this.
But the ending pulls the rug out from both the viewer and the story. It deserved a chance to say something about the circumstances/consequences and it just gives up.
But the ending pulls the rug out from both the viewer and the story. It deserved a chance to say something about the circumstances/consequences and it just gives up.
Folks, the Right treats being trans/queer as sinister unto itself.
Y’all gotta learn to be more suspicious of their motives. As @parkermolloy.com said, this is a transparently coordinated effort.
👏 Be less credulous! 👏
Y’all gotta learn to be more suspicious of their motives. As @parkermolloy.com said, this is a transparently coordinated effort.
👏 Be less credulous! 👏
December 1, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Folks, the Right treats being trans/queer as sinister unto itself.
Y’all gotta learn to be more suspicious of their motives. As @parkermolloy.com said, this is a transparently coordinated effort.
👏 Be less credulous! 👏
Y’all gotta learn to be more suspicious of their motives. As @parkermolloy.com said, this is a transparently coordinated effort.
👏 Be less credulous! 👏
We say it a lot, but JFC. The guy is not well.
December 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
We say it a lot, but JFC. The guy is not well.
If you see and respond to these sorts of things @michaelhobbes.bsky.social, you mentioned in the ep a history of the Vietnam War that you read.
I’m very curious which one it was. About to go pick up Embers of War from the library.
I’m very curious which one it was. About to go pick up Embers of War from the library.
Episode 46: Sapiens
It's an ambitious goal to write the entire history of humanity in just 400 pages. It's even more ambitious to do it without reading any research.
It's an ambitious goal to write the entire history of humanity in just 400 pages. It's even more ambitious to do it without reading any research.
Sapiens
Podcast Episode · If Books Could Kill · 11/20/2025 · 1h 38m
podcasts.apple.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
If you see and respond to these sorts of things @michaelhobbes.bsky.social, you mentioned in the ep a history of the Vietnam War that you read.
I’m very curious which one it was. About to go pick up Embers of War from the library.
I’m very curious which one it was. About to go pick up Embers of War from the library.
So levying import taxes and deciding how that revenue gets spent is Trump’s exclusive domain. And now the head of a Cabinet Dept can unilaterally make an agency promote his personal quackery.
Hell of a democratic republic with separation of powers and checks/balances we’re running here in America.
Hell of a democratic republic with separation of powers and checks/balances we’re running here in America.
November 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
So levying import taxes and deciding how that revenue gets spent is Trump’s exclusive domain. And now the head of a Cabinet Dept can unilaterally make an agency promote his personal quackery.
Hell of a democratic republic with separation of powers and checks/balances we’re running here in America.
Hell of a democratic republic with separation of powers and checks/balances we’re running here in America.
November 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
Happy International Men’s Day to you all!
Still looking for a way to celebrate? Here are a few ideas:
- pee standing up
- tell someone they should try smiling more
- make yourself a little sample ballot and vote to deprive other people (never yourself of course) of fundamental rights/freedoms
Still looking for a way to celebrate? Here are a few ideas:
- pee standing up
- tell someone they should try smiling more
- make yourself a little sample ballot and vote to deprive other people (never yourself of course) of fundamental rights/freedoms
November 19, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Happy International Men’s Day to you all!
Still looking for a way to celebrate? Here are a few ideas:
- pee standing up
- tell someone they should try smiling more
- make yourself a little sample ballot and vote to deprive other people (never yourself of course) of fundamental rights/freedoms
Still looking for a way to celebrate? Here are a few ideas:
- pee standing up
- tell someone they should try smiling more
- make yourself a little sample ballot and vote to deprive other people (never yourself of course) of fundamental rights/freedoms
Yeah absolutely not.
The only sense in which the Dallas Cowboys are America’s Team is that Americans will tune into cheer against them.
The only sense in which the Dallas Cowboys are America’s Team is that Americans will tune into cheer against them.
Cowboys being "America's team" is a hoax and I will not stand for it
November 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Yeah absolutely not.
The only sense in which the Dallas Cowboys are America’s Team is that Americans will tune into cheer against them.
The only sense in which the Dallas Cowboys are America’s Team is that Americans will tune into cheer against them.
OK even I can @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social that terrible DPI call on Rock Ya-Sin.
November 17, 2025 at 4:52 AM
OK even I can @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social that terrible DPI call on Rock Ya-Sin.
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The crisis of elite impunity that is ruining our society cannot be more clearly or convincingly demonstrated than with the fact that all of these people wrote all this stuff into an email and hit Send.
November 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The crisis of elite impunity that is ruining our society cannot be more clearly or convincingly demonstrated than with the fact that all of these people wrote all this stuff into an email and hit Send.
How in the hell is this even close?
"Who do you trust more to manage the economy?"
Democrats: 51% (+3)
Republicans/Trump: 49% (-3)
Harvard-Harris / Nov 6, 2025
(% Change With Sept 2025)
Democrats: 51% (+3)
Republicans/Trump: 49% (-3)
Harvard-Harris / Nov 6, 2025
(% Change With Sept 2025)
November 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
How in the hell is this even close?
How did this conversation go exactly? Was the photographer just hanging out in the bathroom with this composition in mind and when someone walked in he went:
“Heyyy. I’m a photographer with Getty. Would you let me photograph you from behind while you pee? Lots of people could see this photo.”
“Heyyy. I’m a photographer with Getty. Would you let me photograph you from behind while you pee? Lots of people could see this photo.”
I had to pull this photo out of the pack. It deserves its own post. "READY ON DAY ONE" is kind of painful. The empty urinals too.
Photograph by Charly Triballeau/AFP/Getty.
Photograph by Charly Triballeau/AFP/Getty.
November 6, 2025 at 5:46 AM
How did this conversation go exactly? Was the photographer just hanging out in the bathroom with this composition in mind and when someone walked in he went:
“Heyyy. I’m a photographer with Getty. Would you let me photograph you from behind while you pee? Lots of people could see this photo.”
“Heyyy. I’m a photographer with Getty. Would you let me photograph you from behind while you pee? Lots of people could see this photo.”
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Once more, for old times’ sake
November 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Once more, for old times’ sake
Just let my agent know I’d be open to anything outside the SEC with a preference for the west coast. I have no idea how NIL works.
Your current FBS head coach openings:
• Virginia Tech
• UCLA
• Oklahoma State
• Arkansas
• Oregon State
• Penn State
• UAB
• Florida
• Colorado State
• LSU
• Auburn
• Virginia Tech
• UCLA
• Oklahoma State
• Arkansas
• Oregon State
• Penn State
• UAB
• Florida
• Colorado State
• LSU
• Auburn
November 3, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Just let my agent know I’d be open to anything outside the SEC with a preference for the west coast. I have no idea how NIL works.
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If your newspaper is giving Donald Trump softer headlines and gauzier coverage than People Magazine, that should be a bit of a wake up call.
someone invited people magazine to the kitchen and they brought their own knives
November 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
If your newspaper is giving Donald Trump softer headlines and gauzier coverage than People Magazine, that should be a bit of a wake up call.
The World Series ending we deserved was Clement’s 9th inning, 2-out, based loaded fly all hitting the ground as Hernandez and Pages collide into each other.
In your heart you know it to be true.
In your heart you know it to be true.
November 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The World Series ending we deserved was Clement’s 9th inning, 2-out, based loaded fly all hitting the ground as Hernandez and Pages collide into each other.
In your heart you know it to be true.
In your heart you know it to be true.
It’s about to be 1 a.m. again and honestly I think that’s beautiful
November 2, 2025 at 6:51 AM
It’s about to be 1 a.m. again and honestly I think that’s beautiful
“Chin up, Toronto. At least there’s still hockey.”
a man wearing headphones and a shirt that says world 2019 sits in front of a computer and says well i died again
ALT: a man wearing headphones and a shirt that says world 2019 sits in front of a computer and says well i died again
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
“Chin up, Toronto. At least there’s still hockey.”
Hate seeing the billion $ team win, but Yamamoto gotta be MVP no question.
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Hate seeing the billion $ team win, but Yamamoto gotta be MVP no question.
The Dodgers cannot read the f*cking room.
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
The Dodgers cannot read the f*cking room.