Chas Jizzholm
@whiteboybummer.bsky.social
I want to read your articles and analyses while I sit on the toilet.
If you’re smarter than me, that’s a follow. If you’re not smarter than me, God help you.
📍I and all my country song clichés live in Texas
If you’re smarter than me, that’s a follow. If you’re not smarter than me, God help you.
📍I and all my country song clichés live in Texas
Poetry—sheer poetry! 💯
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media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Poetry—sheer poetry! 💯
Do we know day was this? Had to have been a weekend or a day school was out cuz these knuckle-dragging chuds would have been ass whupped back to the Stone Age.
December 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Do we know day was this? Had to have been a weekend or a day school was out cuz these knuckle-dragging chuds would have been ass whupped back to the Stone Age.
Some chud outlet. So Bari’s CBS News perhaps?
December 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Some chud outlet. So Bari’s CBS News perhaps?
“Many say it’s even more respected than the Nobel Peace Prize…”
December 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
“Many say it’s even more respected than the Nobel Peace Prize…”
Trump and Herschel Walker can bring their toys to show and tell.
December 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Trump and Herschel Walker can bring their toys to show and tell.
Dang a Martha Whitehead callout is ~impressive~. Especially since she campaigned to disband the office.
December 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Dang a Martha Whitehead callout is ~impressive~. Especially since she campaigned to disband the office.
Takes a real one to remember past Land Commissioners 🤘
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media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Takes a real one to remember past Land Commissioners 🤘
Oh if only. Gotta go back almost two more decades.
December 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Oh if only. Gotta go back almost two more decades.
Gotta be LtGov Bob Bullock in ‘94 right? Granted he had been LG for 4 years and Comptroller for many years before that.
Between ancestral Southern Dems and a less nationalized politics, that was a different time. W Bush upset Ann Richards but Bullock still won comfortably.
Between ancestral Southern Dems and a less nationalized politics, that was a different time. W Bush upset Ann Richards but Bullock still won comfortably.
December 4, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Gotta be LtGov Bob Bullock in ‘94 right? Granted he had been LG for 4 years and Comptroller for many years before that.
Between ancestral Southern Dems and a less nationalized politics, that was a different time. W Bush upset Ann Richards but Bullock still won comfortably.
Between ancestral Southern Dems and a less nationalized politics, that was a different time. W Bush upset Ann Richards but Bullock still won comfortably.
Babe, just like you always wanted: two tubs in the laundry room.
December 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Babe, just like you always wanted: two tubs in the laundry room.
A two-instrument symphony of tiny violins and sad trombones.
November 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM
A two-instrument symphony of tiny violins and sad trombones.
THIS.
Just raise the blower slightly if you aren’t actively moving the leaves. Please do not subject the entire neighborhood to this devilry.
Just raise the blower slightly if you aren’t actively moving the leaves. Please do not subject the entire neighborhood to this devilry.
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
THIS.
Just raise the blower slightly if you aren’t actively moving the leaves. Please do not subject the entire neighborhood to this devilry.
Just raise the blower slightly if you aren’t actively moving the leaves. Please do not subject the entire neighborhood to this devilry.
The @houstontexans.bsky.social defense is something else this year.
Only two teams have scored more than 20 points against the Texans this year, and in one of those games (Jags in HOU) their ST gave up a punt return for a TD and the O/ST turned the ball over TWICE in the first four minutes of Q1.
Only two teams have scored more than 20 points against the Texans this year, and in one of those games (Jags in HOU) their ST gave up a punt return for a TD and the O/ST turned the ball over TWICE in the first four minutes of Q1.
November 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The @houstontexans.bsky.social defense is something else this year.
Only two teams have scored more than 20 points against the Texans this year, and in one of those games (Jags in HOU) their ST gave up a punt return for a TD and the O/ST turned the ball over TWICE in the first four minutes of Q1.
Only two teams have scored more than 20 points against the Texans this year, and in one of those games (Jags in HOU) their ST gave up a punt return for a TD and the O/ST turned the ball over TWICE in the first four minutes of Q1.
I watched this a couple years back and the self-restraint required not to stop it and do literally anything else…
The Brosnan Bond films started strong with Goldeneye, but each one after got progressively worse. You think nothing could be worse than Denise Richards Is Not Enough, and then BAM!
The Brosnan Bond films started strong with Goldeneye, but each one after got progressively worse. You think nothing could be worse than Denise Richards Is Not Enough, and then BAM!
November 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I watched this a couple years back and the self-restraint required not to stop it and do literally anything else…
The Brosnan Bond films started strong with Goldeneye, but each one after got progressively worse. You think nothing could be worse than Denise Richards Is Not Enough, and then BAM!
The Brosnan Bond films started strong with Goldeneye, but each one after got progressively worse. You think nothing could be worse than Denise Richards Is Not Enough, and then BAM!