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A pottery website, with an image of a box of pyrometric cones, with the following copy:

Large Cones (Witness Cones)
SKU: FS104A01

Premium Large Cones - Perfect for Every Occasion

Discover the ultimate solution for all your needs with our high-quality large cones, available in convenient boxes of 50. Whether you're hosting a party, organizing an event, or simply enjoying a relaxing day, these cones are designed to enhance your experience.

Key Features:

Generous Quantity: Each box contains 50 large cones, ensuring you have plenty on hand for any occasion.
Versatile Use: Ideal for serving snacks, desserts, or as a creative presentation for appetizers, these cones are a must-have for catering, food trucks, and home gatherings.
Sturdy Construction: Made from durable materials, our cones are designed to hold their shape and withstand various fillings without compromising quality.
Easy to Use: Simply fill with your favorite treats and enjoy! The wide opening allows for easy filling and serving.
Eco-Friendly Option: Our cones are crafted with sustainability in mind, making them a responsible choice for environmentally conscious consumers.

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Zed 🏳️‍🌈 @wavingpines.bsky.social · 1d

Jeeeesus. Well that’s one place to avoid.

Zed 🏳️‍🌈 @wavingpines.bsky.social · 1d

How can I be dehydrated, I just drank yesterday

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Zed 🏳️‍🌈 @wavingpines.bsky.social · 2d

Is there a feed you’d recommend on here btw? I have been using Following. I seem to have What’s Hot Classic but that’s inevitably baked people, which is fine but not for me lol

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Zed 🏳️‍🌈 @wavingpines.bsky.social · 3d

I used to crochet but I could never do two things at once. Hope it’s not too long for you

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Zed 🏳️‍🌈 @wavingpines.bsky.social · 4d

I think I’m just post-viral still tbh. I’ll try not to entirely forget about it 😅

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Zed 🏳️‍🌈 @wavingpines.bsky.social · 4d

Ok see weirdly I did this today (usually I do nothing ever) because that’s exactly the kind of small I’m talking and now I have a mild earache so I’m irked. Do you find it positively beneficial or just, tolerable? Somewhere in between?

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Zed 🏳️‍🌈 @wavingpines.bsky.social · 4d

Ok look. If you’re of a mind to, please send me your most basic, low tolerance meditation/relaxation techniques resource.

If you cut me in half I have AVOIDANT written through me like a stick of rock. I need an ‘in’.

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Zed 🏳️‍🌈 @wavingpines.bsky.social · 4d

Tried switching up to an apple as an evening snack and my body is so unhappy with it 😆 going back to dark chocolate fuck this

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Zed 🏳️‍🌈 @wavingpines.bsky.social · Sep 13

I have these wax melt burners still available to buy on my website, they feel autumnal in a way I can’t quite describe. They come with two wax melts, to get you started, or to complete a potential gift.

WavingPinesPottery.co.uk

Wax melt burner with lit tea light, Mishima glazed

Wax melt burner, modern, coloured stripes

Wax melt burner with lit tea light, glossy green glaze and buff clay

Wax melt burner with lit tea light, white textured slip under a glossy, starry-looking blue-red glaze

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Zed 🏳️‍🌈 @wavingpines.bsky.social · 12d

I had a small hiatus from making, mostly due to a nasty virus dovetailing into a mental health dip, but here’s a sneak peak of my Forest Matt Green on the paler clay. (Once I have enough, I’ll do a shop restock. In the meantime, there are pots up here, all ship to the UK

WavingPinesPottery.co.uk )

Close up of the side of a ceramic pot, a dark semi-matt green glaze with leaf-shaped resist showing off-white clay

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Zed 🏳️‍🌈 @wavingpines.bsky.social · 5d

Making 4lb vases and having a very tiny kiln is…. not… efficient

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Zed 🏳️‍🌈 @wavingpines.bsky.social · 5d

As potters we talk about a pot’s shape in terms of body quite frequently (shoulder, neck, foot) and what I really am trying to achieve in vase form is the shape of a full inward breath into the chest. I’m getting there.

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Zed 🏳️‍🌈 @wavingpines.bsky.social · 5d

All trimmed. Doing the bare minimum with most of these vases at the leather hard stage. Don’t have it in me to throw today, I’m exhausted.

Pot on my wheel, leather hard vase, curves outwards around the ‘chest’ area

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Zed 🏳️‍🌈 @wavingpines.bsky.social · 5d

Cat, dog, muppet, or sentient hairpiece?

Small very fluffy dog on my lap facing away

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Zed 🏳️‍🌈 @wavingpines.bsky.social · 6d

It doesn’t really work, that’s the thing. Like I get it, I can’t, but it is just me missing out on regulating activity all the time and it sucks. Sorry, just feeling some kind of way about it.

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Zed 🏳️‍🌈 @wavingpines.bsky.social · 6d

Maybe the super muscle relaxant will help 🤞🏼

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Zed 🏳️‍🌈 @wavingpines.bsky.social · 6d

Ah yeah that’s no good. Tbh I think I clench as much in the daytime so I’ve never bothered, lmk if it turns out to be useful in the end!

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Zed 🏳️‍🌈 @wavingpines.bsky.social · 6d

Mmm, as with swimming, that very quickly becomes almost never

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