MGM stands for:
Mikeo
Good
Morning
give him a follow and get him more viral than Justin Bieber’s egg 👇
Mikeo
Good
Morning
give him a follow and get him more viral than Justin Bieber’s egg 👇
just some of my great ideas if anyone at amazon mgm follows me (they all do)
November 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
MGM stands for:
Mikeo
Good
Morning
give him a follow and get him more viral than Justin Bieber’s egg 👇
Mikeo
Good
Morning
give him a follow and get him more viral than Justin Bieber’s egg 👇
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coheed and cambria’s new album is easily their worst but they’re still a top 5 band for me even if they are a little gay
November 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM
coheed and cambria’s new album is easily their worst but they’re still a top 5 band for me even if they are a little gay
bro high key you are not being safe for human consumption right now
November 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
bro high key you are not being safe for human consumption right now
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she’s investigating my new record
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 AM
she’s investigating my new record
she’s investigating my new record
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 AM
she’s investigating my new record
*dapping up my student at the door* what up pimp. no seriously what up you’ve been on one all week and im about to write you a referral if this keeps up
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
*dapping up my student at the door* what up pimp. no seriously what up you’ve been on one all week and im about to write you a referral if this keeps up
the young chopped unc
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
the young chopped unc
just announced: im getting my own show 👇
enigmatic — of all the handshakers i feel like you’d get your own spit off TV show
November 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
just announced: im getting my own show 👇
more like Death Crap for Poopy, this shit stinks !
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
more like Death Crap for Poopy, this shit stinks !
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me: trying to tell my friend that I found the location of the priceless jade scorpion i've been searching for all these years moments after i proposed to my girlfriend
my friend who always misses the point of every story: omg congratulations on your engagement!!! so happy for you!!
🙄
my friend who always misses the point of every story: omg congratulations on your engagement!!! so happy for you!!
🙄
November 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
me: trying to tell my friend that I found the location of the priceless jade scorpion i've been searching for all these years moments after i proposed to my girlfriend
my friend who always misses the point of every story: omg congratulations on your engagement!!! so happy for you!!
🙄
my friend who always misses the point of every story: omg congratulations on your engagement!!! so happy for you!!
🙄
Im hearing mikeo has gone as viral as justin bieber’s egg. can anyone corroborate ?
November 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Im hearing mikeo has gone as viral as justin bieber’s egg. can anyone corroborate ?
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I dont care about scaring the hoes. The hoes are wrong
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I dont care about scaring the hoes. The hoes are wrong
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i can never remembver what this fucking game is called
November 16, 2025 at 4:20 AM
i can never remembver what this fucking game is called
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what if instead of saying “hey siri” we said “hey dearie” and checked in on our loved ones once in a while…
November 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
what if instead of saying “hey siri” we said “hey dearie” and checked in on our loved ones once in a while…
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BREAKING: they have invented a way for me to not come home feeling lonely and empty, and it's called "Cracking Open A Cold One On The Road"
November 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
BREAKING: they have invented a way for me to not come home feeling lonely and empty, and it's called "Cracking Open A Cold One On The Road"
BREAKING: they have invented a way for me to not come home feeling lonely and empty, and it's called "Cracking Open A Cold One On The Road"
November 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
BREAKING: they have invented a way for me to not come home feeling lonely and empty, and it's called "Cracking Open A Cold One On The Road"
hiding trivium from my listening history like a cigarette from my wife
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 AM
hiding trivium from my listening history like a cigarette from my wife
what if instead of saying “hey siri” we said “hey dearie” and checked in on our loved ones once in a while…
November 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
what if instead of saying “hey siri” we said “hey dearie” and checked in on our loved ones once in a while…
i can never remembver what this fucking game is called
November 16, 2025 at 4:20 AM
i can never remembver what this fucking game is called
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that one homie that is definitely a spring chicken !
November 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
that one homie that is definitely a spring chicken !