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jojo 🏄‍♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · May 4

Sorry, Millennials: Lenny Loosejocks Has Been Fired From Macca’s For Inappropriate Conduct

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · Apr 29

on my knees mel blanc screaming into the pussy

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · Jul 2

"If you vote for Biden you aren't a leftist"
"if you don't vote for Biden you aren't a leftist"
"Can I get a booty pic with your panties on and one without them on? can I also get three different picture of your booty is any position? also can I get just a normal pic of your pussy from the front and

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · Jan 27

my girl got that rotisserie pussy !

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · Nov 24

i saw tila tequila’s tits ass and pussy before i could even read

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · Sep 11

i’m not loyal to my country. i’m only loyal to Boobs Pussy and Ass!!

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · 12h

siri, play my “won’t scare the hoes” playlist

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · 1d

listening to pinkerton and crying. why dont i h ave a half japanese girl

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · 1d

mind if i crank my hog in here?

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · 1d

guess who just got banned from starbucks for, you guessed it, giving a mouse a cookie

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · 2d

i will die for my country Toyota Corolla

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · 2d

O Shawty My Sharty !

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · 2d

getting this on a bumper sticker to put on my new car

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · May 5

Keep honking! I’m 14 years old and I’m listening to DEFTONES

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · 2d

spoken like someone who isn’t an America-loving, Jesus-loving Keynesian capitalist

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · 2d

Governor Newsom i hereby declare you “babygirl”

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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · 3d

When in the course of human events it becomes necessary to spit on that thang

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 3d

Thought my tinnitus was the steam whistle and nearly left work three hours early

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Lina Morgan @alinaisyou.bsky.social · 3d

Mamdani standing up for transgender people living in America is a huge part of why he is dominating the mayor's race in New York City.

Giving a shit about trans people, immigrants, and the unhoused is a winning strategy. I hope that reminds you of what Trump wants you to forget:

People are good.

Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 3d

UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera

In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.

As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.