When did IKEA yassify the MICKE?
May 18, 2025 at 4:53 AM
When did IKEA yassify the MICKE?
Where does brain rot belong in the Dewey Decimal System?
April 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Where does brain rot belong in the Dewey Decimal System?
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April 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
A fantastic 40% off all prints through sunday with code SPRINGCLEANING brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/...
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My thoughts on Generative AI
April 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
My thoughts on Generative AI
"Somehow, I returned."
April 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
"Somehow, I returned."
Bold move on our part to outdo China by attempting the famously successful Great Leap Forward and Cultural Revolution at the same time.
April 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Bold move on our part to outdo China by attempting the famously successful Great Leap Forward and Cultural Revolution at the same time.
Jack Black crushed it as Dr. Zaius last night.
April 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Jack Black crushed it as Dr. Zaius last night.
A reverse The Mist scenario where all the scary stuff is happening INSIDE the market, but the protagonist is a dude who really, really wants a Marie Callender's Cheesy Chicken & Bacon Pot Pie.
March 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
A reverse The Mist scenario where all the scary stuff is happening INSIDE the market, but the protagonist is a dude who really, really wants a Marie Callender's Cheesy Chicken & Bacon Pot Pie.
Panda Express opening at 8:30 AM is such a power move.
March 13, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Panda Express opening at 8:30 AM is such a power move.
Can't sleep. Still thinking about that Walmart logo with the angry eyes that follow you around the parking lot.
March 6, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Can't sleep. Still thinking about that Walmart logo with the angry eyes that follow you around the parking lot.
Man, it was abundantly clear he had just encountered like 50% of the proper nouns in the DOGE segment for the very first time. Like, in his life. #SOTU
March 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Man, it was abundantly clear he had just encountered like 50% of the proper nouns in the DOGE segment for the very first time. Like, in his life. #SOTU