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warptheorist.bsky.social
@warptheorist.bsky.social
Hooray internet
October 30, 2025 at 7:56 AM
When did IKEA yassify the MICKE?
May 18, 2025 at 4:53 AM
"Somehow, I returned."
April 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Jack Black crushed it as Dr. Zaius last night.
April 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Can't sleep. Still thinking about that Walmart logo with the angry eyes that follow you around the parking lot.
March 6, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Gand-Al the Green #sotu
March 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM