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warptheorist.bsky.social
@warptheorist.bsky.social
Hooray internet
Dude, I wish.
November 19, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Oh, I'm afraid Brandon will be quite operational when your friends arrive.
November 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
October 30, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Man, I VIVIDLY remember seeing Star Fox 64 for the first time at a Sears.
September 13, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Is it possible that part of the weird trope in the USA around vegetables being "yucky" and kind of a chore is because we tend to portion them out like this?
August 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
That will absolutely be the name of a mobile game tie-in.
August 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Hahahaha
July 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I love how there is zero reason for this to be cowboy-themed. They could have shoehorned ANYthing into this, and they went with "guy who herds oranges."
June 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Oof.
June 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I definitely miss the tone of this little corner of cinema.
June 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
This world demands to be made into an MMO.
June 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
lol
May 31, 2025 at 6:45 AM