Amanda Moses
@warpizza.bsky.social
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Baffling Christendom by continuing to live Non breeding adult
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person who just walked into the lunchroom - "bbrrr it feels like winter is coming!"

me, sitting down, not even looking up from my phone - "it is"
warpizza.bsky.social
Never hurts to go check to see if it's doable! There's no way this hasn't happened before!
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josie.zone
Oh my GOD
matttomic.bsky.social
Here's a recording of the pilot of C-GZPT, a Cirrus SR22, tracing the Jays logo over Nova Scotia
warpizza.bsky.social
did Monster sponsor this article
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minty fresh hands to greet the day 🫠
warpizza.bsky.social
that one co worker where every interaction is bewildering
warpizza.bsky.social
REMEMBER REMEMBERING PHONE NUMBERS?! I MEMBER.
bleary.off-the-records.com
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing?
2? Questions
I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up.
Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?
warpizza.bsky.social
GUYS first rule of parkin' is seclusion and darkness!
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manifesting our boss realizing WE WANT TO LEAAAAAAAAVE
Reposted by Amanda Moses
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I am seeing a lot of people reposting Lakota Man today bc it's Indigenous Peoples Day. A reminder that he is not well liked amongst many (most?) Natives on social media. Many of us blocked him a long time ago. Some of the reasons why are in this article.

www.dailydot.com/irl/lakotama...
Who is LakotaMan, the user behind one of the most popular Native American accounts on X?
John Martin is adored by white X users—but infamous among Native and Indigenous communities.
www.dailydot.com
warpizza.bsky.social
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand

Food - mushrooms
Movie - Bridesmaids
Song - Umbrella by Rihanna
kehlee.bsky.social
“Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand.”

Food - Scalloped potatoes. 🤢

Movie - Mulholland Drive. Pretentious, self-indulgent. Imho, folks say it's amazing b/c of peer pressure.

Song - Patio (effin) Lanterns
sarahwhitehfx.bsky.social
“Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand.”

Food - salmon. I have tried it every which way, and I just cannot.

Movie - Signs with Mel Gibson. What a terrible movie.

Song - Little Drummer Boy by Bob Seager.
warpizza.bsky.social
instead of Sunday Scaries I have the pre-Monday Mads

tomorrow isn't a holiday for me HARUMPH
warpizza.bsky.social
OKAY this actually made my blood pressure jump
warpizza.bsky.social
that tracks COMPLETELY
warpizza.bsky.social
I feel like the conference is real but the allegations are false because Weale is LOUD but asking follow up questions is getting me nowhere
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pal trying to tell me about this fake (?) news conference about the Buddhists but they're a chronic stoner so nothing is making ANY sense , good grief this isn't funny in your 40s
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I feel like the ONLY follow up question can be "so you always did the dishes, right?"
warpizza.bsky.social
I regret to inform y'all that the spiced vanilla donut at Tims is fucking DELICIOUS
warpizza.bsky.social
😭 I hope she can settle down enough for you to at least get a good chunk of it done when you get back home!
You're both still processing everything but dang girl some of us have stuff to do too!