Amanda Moses
@warpizza.bsky.social
Baffling Christendom by continuing to live
Non breeding adult
Non breeding adult
uh oh got the morbs
December 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
uh oh got the morbs
I know I don't dust as much as I should but damn Lilly is staring at me like she's an archeologist or something 😄
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I know I don't dust as much as I should but damn Lilly is staring at me like she's an archeologist or something 😄
I'm gonna cat sit for some pals this weekend and one of their cats HATES me 😄 the other one is indifferent at best, this is gonna be fun
(I'm gonna love them whether they want it or not)
(I'm gonna love them whether they want it or not)
December 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I'm gonna cat sit for some pals this weekend and one of their cats HATES me 😄 the other one is indifferent at best, this is gonna be fun
(I'm gonna love them whether they want it or not)
(I'm gonna love them whether they want it or not)
roads are getting greasy, fam
December 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
roads are getting greasy, fam
1978 Christopher Plummer as a hot AF baddie has my brain and ovaries confused
December 14, 2025 at 12:52 PM
1978 Christopher Plummer as a hot AF baddie has my brain and ovaries confused
there's a drunk fella pretty far up a tree on Kent St, amazing work
December 14, 2025 at 3:29 AM
there's a drunk fella pretty far up a tree on Kent St, amazing work
especially weird dream - I'm at my parents for Christmas and I'm trying to figure out where to put my bike I think? But i'm also.....moving? Already moved? But I can't remember the address of where I'm going so for some reason I'm sitting at a computer typing in 405-X to try and find out
December 13, 2025 at 1:27 PM
especially weird dream - I'm at my parents for Christmas and I'm trying to figure out where to put my bike I think? But i'm also.....moving? Already moved? But I can't remember the address of where I'm going so for some reason I'm sitting at a computer typing in 405-X to try and find out
I'm an EXCEPTIONAL thief, Mrs McClane
December 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I'm an EXCEPTIONAL thief, Mrs McClane
do kids still play the penis yelly game!?
the 6-7 phenomenon is in no way different from any other catchphrase that kids have yelled out at any point in the last hundred years, there's no daylight between that and when i was in high school, the year straight where every guy kept yelling "i'm rick james bitch"
December 13, 2025 at 3:09 AM
do kids still play the penis yelly game!?
dear people who keep trying to finish other people's sentences:
I need y'all to stop, especially when you're so wrong so much
I need y'all to stop, especially when you're so wrong so much
December 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
dear people who keep trying to finish other people's sentences:
I need y'all to stop, especially when you're so wrong so much
I need y'all to stop, especially when you're so wrong so much
plucked my chin hairs, please respond
December 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
plucked my chin hairs, please respond
love watching reels that are like "misunderstood perimenopause symptoms" and it just describes my entire personality at this point
December 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
love watching reels that are like "misunderstood perimenopause symptoms" and it just describes my entire personality at this point
It's called visualization, Mom does it when she's out of valium
December 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
It's called visualization, Mom does it when she's out of valium
Dream!
1. I was at an event like a graduation or something and I was one of the graduates. (I had my cane with me!) We were told to stand up for someone arriving and I grumbled "it's OUR grad tho why we standing for anyone" lol
The guests were Mark Carney and an athlete
1. I was at an event like a graduation or something and I was one of the graduates. (I had my cane with me!) We were told to stand up for someone arriving and I grumbled "it's OUR grad tho why we standing for anyone" lol
The guests were Mark Carney and an athlete
December 12, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Dream!
1. I was at an event like a graduation or something and I was one of the graduates. (I had my cane with me!) We were told to stand up for someone arriving and I grumbled "it's OUR grad tho why we standing for anyone" lol
The guests were Mark Carney and an athlete
1. I was at an event like a graduation or something and I was one of the graduates. (I had my cane with me!) We were told to stand up for someone arriving and I grumbled "it's OUR grad tho why we standing for anyone" lol
The guests were Mark Carney and an athlete
Reposted by Amanda Moses
a witch turned me into a rock and placed me in her garden wall. the sun bakes me as i bath in the drowsy perfumes of the plants. storms kiss my back with cool rain. lizards bask on me and press their a scaly bellies to me for warmth. for the first time in my life i have a purpose.
December 3, 2024 at 2:24 AM
a witch turned me into a rock and placed me in her garden wall. the sun bakes me as i bath in the drowsy perfumes of the plants. storms kiss my back with cool rain. lizards bask on me and press their a scaly bellies to me for warmth. for the first time in my life i have a purpose.
TIL strait passes don't exist anymore
December 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
TIL strait passes don't exist anymore
big Superstore has free cake! Lol
December 11, 2025 at 2:16 PM
big Superstore has free cake! Lol
that clip of John Hamm dancing in a club is my new fav thing and I don't even know where it came from
December 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
that clip of John Hamm dancing in a club is my new fav thing and I don't even know where it came from
having someone I trust and admire tell me to my face they're very excited to work with me again was so heartwarming
December 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
having someone I trust and admire tell me to my face they're very excited to work with me again was so heartwarming
*curls fingers*
I like rusty spooooons
I like rusty spooooons
Sometimes people are like "aren't you worried about the kids and their nonsensical new brainrot memes"
But like, the thing is, I can still spot a member of my internet generation by how they respond to "badger badger badger badger"
Playing with language and rhythm is fun, it'll be fine!
But like, the thing is, I can still spot a member of my internet generation by how they respond to "badger badger badger badger"
Playing with language and rhythm is fun, it'll be fine!
One of the things we've enjoyed the most about the six-seven phenomenon is the way it comes with a gesture, which we've also seen represented in emoji form as:
🫴 six-seven 🫳
🫴 six-seven 🫳
December 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
*curls fingers*
I like rusty spooooons
I like rusty spooooons
vague dreams last night of someone trying to get info from me but only emailing friends and I'm just getting increasingly exasperated JUST EMAIL *ME* WTF
December 10, 2025 at 2:05 PM
vague dreams last night of someone trying to get info from me but only emailing friends and I'm just getting increasingly exasperated JUST EMAIL *ME* WTF
Reposted by Amanda Moses
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
these are the shadows of your past, Ebenezor
December 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
these are the shadows of your past, Ebenezor
it's not even 630?! Omfg
December 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
it's not even 630?! Omfg