Jason Delulu
@voltairebud.bsky.social
I turned on all the microwaves at goodwill and it made all the empaths in the room throw up (she/they) 📍Pawtucket + Massachusett land
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Jason Delulu
@voltairebud.bsky.social
· Mar 13
I completely made all this shit up in my head and that's how I became a writer
felt a lot better once I realized my ocd is just evil imagination. creativity is a blessing and a curse
everything reminds me of him
November 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
everything reminds me of him
just imagine all of krabs’ dollars making a glissando-punctuated wipe transitioning to squidward sitting grinchily alone by a fire that goes out immediately after
one of my dreams last night featured a spongebob holiday special where mr. krabs comes in with a giant santa sack singing “all I want under the christmas tree is piles and piles of moneyyyy” and then he dumps it all over the floor and it’s just a ton of loose dollar bills
November 7, 2025 at 3:46 AM
just imagine all of krabs’ dollars making a glissando-punctuated wipe transitioning to squidward sitting grinchily alone by a fire that goes out immediately after
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women in STEW (science, tech, engineering, and women)
November 7, 2025 at 1:45 AM
women in STEW (science, tech, engineering, and women)
Zohran should fund free transit by instituting a tax on middle-to-upper-class white boys who say inshallah
November 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Zohran should fund free transit by instituting a tax on middle-to-upper-class white boys who say inshallah
I knew Zohran would win the minute I saw a pic of him with his cool ass wife. that’s a winner right there. she chose him. and so did nyc.
November 5, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I knew Zohran would win the minute I saw a pic of him with his cool ass wife. that’s a winner right there. she chose him. and so did nyc.
*spongebob ugly and proud voice* I’M CHOPPED AND I’M UNC
October 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
*spongebob ugly and proud voice* I’M CHOPPED AND I’M UNC
cvs really put their whole pharmussy into that store
October 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
cvs really put their whole pharmussy into that store
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found what you drink
September 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
found what you drink
hey chatgpt I’m a little teapot short and stout what do I do
October 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
hey chatgpt I’m a little teapot short and stout what do I do
*to the tune of ave maria*
October 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
*to the tune of ave maria*
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didn’t think they’d jump the shark this hard on the season finale of america
February 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
didn’t think they’d jump the shark this hard on the season finale of america
new moon who dis
October 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
new moon who dis
unc sun chopped moon rizz rising
October 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
unc sun chopped moon rizz rising
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A conspiracy theory I have is that people put hot sauces like Tabasco on everything not so much for the pepper as they do for the benefits of adding vinegar to a dish and that’s what they should be focusing on and recognizing. This conspiracy theory has not gotten traction due to “lack of interest”
October 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
A conspiracy theory I have is that people put hot sauces like Tabasco on everything not so much for the pepper as they do for the benefits of adding vinegar to a dish and that’s what they should be focusing on and recognizing. This conspiracy theory has not gotten traction due to “lack of interest”
sometimes you gotta be chopped and unc before you can be mother and ate
October 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
sometimes you gotta be chopped and unc before you can be mother and ate
first JKR, now this blowhard! keep it up, decomposers!! MAY EVERY MANSION CRUMBLE TO FEED THE HUNGRY EARTH 💪🔥🔥🔥🔥🔨🍄👹 DECOMPOSE THE FASCIST RULING CLASS 🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🟫🍄🟫🍄🍄🍄🟫🍄🟫🍄🍄🍄🍄🟫🍄🍄🟫🍄🟫🍄🟫🍄🍄🟫
The far-right mouthpiece who told young men to clean up their place while in front of his very clearly messy home, now has contracted an illness from all the mold in his home.
If you wrote such a fascist character in a story it would be deemed a silly caricature.
If you wrote such a fascist character in a story it would be deemed a silly caricature.
Jordan Peterson diagnosed with chronic condition after exposure to mold
Peterson's daughter said her father has a "genetic predisposition that causes the immune system to have an inability to identify and detoxify mold."
www.newsweek.com
October 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
first JKR, now this blowhard! keep it up, decomposers!! MAY EVERY MANSION CRUMBLE TO FEED THE HUNGRY EARTH 💪🔥🔥🔥🔥🔨🍄👹 DECOMPOSE THE FASCIST RULING CLASS 🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🟫🍄🟫🍄🍄🍄🟫🍄🟫🍄🍄🍄🍄🟫🍄🍄🟫🍄🟫🍄🟫🍄🍄🟫
I should become a nonbinary therapist I want to practice theyrapy
October 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I should become a nonbinary therapist I want to practice theyrapy
I bet if rfk took some tylenol it would help that nasty sore throat
October 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I bet if rfk took some tylenol it would help that nasty sore throat
Saturn is bi, that’s why he wears all those rings
October 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Saturn is bi, that’s why he wears all those rings
I found a tiny handful of seeds in a package of trader joe’s parsley; a tender reminder of life amidst the microplastics
October 4, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I found a tiny handful of seeds in a package of trader joe’s parsley; a tender reminder of life amidst the microplastics
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i just can’t get over ICE going into the streets of the city i live in, throwing gas at citizens, invading people who live here. this is state sponsored terrorism being enacted on americans
October 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
i just can’t get over ICE going into the streets of the city i live in, throwing gas at citizens, invading people who live here. this is state sponsored terrorism being enacted on americans
happy mean girls day to all who observe
October 3, 2025 at 3:43 PM
happy mean girls day to all who observe
*Jeremih voice* there’s no oui’d without getting high
October 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
*Jeremih voice* there’s no oui’d without getting high
found what you drink
September 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
found what you drink