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Jason Delulu
@voltairebud.bsky.social
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I turned on all the microwaves at goodwill and it made all the empaths in the room throw up (she/they) 📍Pawtucket + Massachusett land
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everything reminds me of him
pizza place window with text on it that reads “whole pies” but the W is cut off so it says “hole pies”
November 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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meme of kid in a green bandana and orange shirt taking a mirror selfie with big block text overlaid that reads: “does anyone know if we have woke tomorrow”
November 6, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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*to the tune of ave maria*
cream soda can with the flavor name “AGAVE VANILLA” in big bold letters
October 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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found what you drink
Wikipedia article for Wiener coffee (Vienna coffee)
September 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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bev check
Three Different Beverages on my desk: iced coffee, peach kombucha, big water bottle
September 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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honorable mention
September 4, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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dump him NOW
September 4, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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if your text man texts with less emotional intelligence than telegram spam bots, leave him on read
Telegram message from a so-called “Josie engeleque” that says: “Good afternoon 🌟 may this stretch of time feel soft” Telegram message from an alleged “Aurora Russell” that reads: “Hoping this moment wraps you in ease. Are you open?”
August 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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I take one of the free cigs and immediately a trap door opens imprisoning me for eternity
on a bar sits a cup full of cigarettes and a lighter with “FREE” written on it in big block letters
July 29, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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blond guy in Paris wearing sunglasses, a gray tee and track pants. one hand is on his hip, the other hoists a baguette, holstered in a pink corkscrew-shaped balloon animal-like contraption, to his gaping mouth.
July 19, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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should I go thru the cool S door
gray door with a metal latch imprinted with the proverbial cool S/Superman S
July 19, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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bleet from laura "demon negotiator" cavegift that reads: “been mostly letting my Demon Arm do the talking lately. decide what i eat. choose the tip percent on the ipad at the coffee shop. etc”
July 7, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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today we celebrate this diva
screenshot of the viral video where this diva holds up a stuffed animal and goes, “Oh, you thought this was a rabbit? They thought this was a rabbit? That's fucking funny, bitch. It’s fucking Winnie the fucking Pooh. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck 4th of July.”
July 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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per my 2025 projections, it’s shaping up to be another remarkable year for hydrangeas
giant bush of blue and purple tie-dye looking hydrangeas fluffy bright pink and purple hydrangea bush front of a house with lots of flowers planted, including shocking hot pink hydrangeas pastel pink, purple, and blue hydrangea bushes giving cotton candy
June 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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marie antoinette gave great head
gilded mirror selfie of me in a pink toile corset dress looking like a cvnty courtesan against a moody botanical floral wallpaper
June 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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PETEY IN A SUNBEAM

I REPETE

PETEY IN A SUNBEAM
Petey in a sunbeam
June 4, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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hey don’t call him that :(
r/cats post of a gray tabby kitten with its little pink tongue out. the OP caption reads, “The tiniest bleep”
May 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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I went to the Pusey Library and no one knew you
sign for Pusey Library
May 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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you have been visited by the coolest S, reskeet for a fat blunt
the “cool S” expanded, tessellated even, with lots of interior lines
April 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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controversial opinion but. ice goffee
iced coffee
April 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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thanks but I’m actually quite aware of stress
LinkedIn notification that reads: “Trending post from Spring Health: This year's theme for #StressAwarenessMonth is #leadwithlove. We think leading with lo...”
April 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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please enjoy this pic of me and my shining guitar of justice 🎸💥 photo by Anna K. Walsh
black-and-white photo of Sherry singing and playing their shining guitar of justice. the guitar head is literally shining
April 13, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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*David Attenborough voice* here we see the majestic tiger reposing gracefully on his sill. exhausted from stalking his avian prey to no avail, he folds his still-empty paw for optimal comfort
Petey the gray-and-white tabby cat sleeping on a windowsill. you can see through the window to the trees outside
April 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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out of the corner of my eye I fully read this as “non-binary oat beverage.” not wrong
TJ’s non-dairy oat beverage on the kitchen counter in front of a Chemex full of coffee next to a plate with toast crumbs (breakfast tableau)
April 9, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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free them!!!!!!
sex toys locked up in CVS jail
April 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM