Viscount Jonkeer
@viscountjonkeer.bsky.social
This is Free Trader Beowulf, calling anyone...Mayday, Mayday...we are under attack...main drive is gone...turret number one is not responding...Mayday..
Negative-brained twat weasel
TravellerRPG
Kate Bush fan
Trans ally
GNU Pterry
I know where my towel is
Negative-brained twat weasel
TravellerRPG
Kate Bush fan
Trans ally
GNU Pterry
I know where my towel is
Pinned
@davepaters.bsky.social we're you aware of this?
Maelstrom Expanded is doing well! All the fun of a Kickstarter without the hours of work and pre-approval!
legacy.drivethrurpg.com/product/5489...
legacy.drivethrurpg.com/product/5489...
December 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
@davepaters.bsky.social we're you aware of this?
Off to an in-person meeting where the entire team is being three-line whipped into a room that is too small for us all.
In the middle of flu season....
In the middle of flu season....
December 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Off to an in-person meeting where the entire team is being three-line whipped into a room that is too small for us all.
In the middle of flu season....
In the middle of flu season....
Back at Vicarage road v Sheffield Wednesday
December 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Back at Vicarage road v Sheffield Wednesday
Well, Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming?
My parents were looking after someone's kitten. It spends loads of time playing & rolling around on the floor. This other cat just comes up to the window and sits there, watching.
December 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Well, Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming?
Runequest tonight as the B team defeats weird zombies and magical skulls with @jaje7406.bsky.social @tessdrinkstea.bsky.social @edoffannyside.bsky.social and Pete (missing @jimjimthegrim.bsky.social who's with the A team tonight)
December 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Runequest tonight as the B team defeats weird zombies and magical skulls with @jaje7406.bsky.social @tessdrinkstea.bsky.social @edoffannyside.bsky.social and Pete (missing @jimjimthegrim.bsky.social who's with the A team tonight)
Reposted by Viscount Jonkeer
“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
Dammit, had to miss this one.
Bloody real life.
Bloody real life.
December 6, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Dammit, had to miss this one.
Bloody real life.
Bloody real life.
Murder on the Orient Express: The Blood Red Fez tonight with @oilpainting71.bsky.social @laticsexile.bsky.social @edoffannyside.bsky.social @oldscouserp.bsky.social
Monsters attack, Barons are knocked unconscious, and bodies are thrown off trains. All in a day's work for our intrepid investigators
Monsters attack, Barons are knocked unconscious, and bodies are thrown off trains. All in a day's work for our intrepid investigators
December 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Murder on the Orient Express: The Blood Red Fez tonight with @oilpainting71.bsky.social @laticsexile.bsky.social @edoffannyside.bsky.social @oldscouserp.bsky.social
Monsters attack, Barons are knocked unconscious, and bodies are thrown off trains. All in a day's work for our intrepid investigators
Monsters attack, Barons are knocked unconscious, and bodies are thrown off trains. All in a day's work for our intrepid investigators
Reposted by Viscount Jonkeer
My cartoon for this week’s @theguardian.com books.
Lots more here: www.theguardian.com/books/series/tom-gauld-s-cultural-cartoons
Lots more here: www.theguardian.com/books/series/tom-gauld-s-cultural-cartoons
November 29, 2025 at 11:59 AM
My cartoon for this week’s @theguardian.com books.
Lots more here: www.theguardian.com/books/series/tom-gauld-s-cultural-cartoons
Lots more here: www.theguardian.com/books/series/tom-gauld-s-cultural-cartoons
Had an argument (well I was arguing) with the "Well students are using AI so we may as well build it into the course" brigade at work.
I teach Nursing.
I would not want to be looked after by someone who is using the hallucination machine to look up drugs or plan care.
I teach Nursing.
I would not want to be looked after by someone who is using the hallucination machine to look up drugs or plan care.
Seeing a fair few academics saying things like ‘sure I know AI is terrible and the people who designed it are terrible and the impact it has on the planet is terrible…but how might *I* be able to use it in a non-terrible way?’
November 29, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Had an argument (well I was arguing) with the "Well students are using AI so we may as well build it into the course" brigade at work.
I teach Nursing.
I would not want to be looked after by someone who is using the hallucination machine to look up drugs or plan care.
I teach Nursing.
I would not want to be looked after by someone who is using the hallucination machine to look up drugs or plan care.
Astonshing photograph. Absolutely brilliant
Surely those are scales not feathers? And that tail looks fishy too. Something almost prehistoric about Cormorants and their gorgeous feathers. Taken on the River Taff, Forest Farm Nature Reserve. 26/11/25. 🪶 #birdingwales #ukbirding #nature #wildlife
November 27, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Astonshing photograph. Absolutely brilliant
Traveller tonight (restrains self from snark) with @huwbowen.bsky.social @fenrisgames.com @andyhemming.bsky.social and @k000.bsky.social
The one where they went back to basics
The party are off trading their way across a war zone for fun and profit.
The one where they went back to basics
The party are off trading their way across a war zone for fun and profit.
November 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Traveller tonight (restrains self from snark) with @huwbowen.bsky.social @fenrisgames.com @andyhemming.bsky.social and @k000.bsky.social
The one where they went back to basics
The party are off trading their way across a war zone for fun and profit.
The one where they went back to basics
The party are off trading their way across a war zone for fun and profit.
November 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Hey folks. Look how AI can improve your work!
"Runctitiononal features"? "Medical fymblal"? "1 Tol Line storee"? This gets worse the longer you look at it. But it's got to be good, because it was published in Nature Scientific Reports last week: www.nature.com/articles/s41... h/t @asa.tsbalans.se
November 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Hey folks. Look how AI can improve your work!
Invigilating an exam. One student finished early (but couldn't leave due to exam regs).
This was on the 'scrap' sheet they can use but have to hand in at the end.
They know me so well.
This was on the 'scrap' sheet they can use but have to hand in at the end.
They know me so well.
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Invigilating an exam. One student finished early (but couldn't leave due to exam regs).
This was on the 'scrap' sheet they can use but have to hand in at the end.
They know me so well.
This was on the 'scrap' sheet they can use but have to hand in at the end.
They know me so well.
Two LOTR Legends Give Their Final Goodbyes
YouTube video by Tavern Tales
youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
There's a guy works down the French fry restaurant swears he's Elvis
November 26, 2025 at 11:40 AM
There's a guy works down the French fry restaurant swears he's Elvis
International break over. Back to Vicarage Road
November 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
International break over. Back to Vicarage Road
In case you were wondering if society is doomed.
The real and true story of why Police Squad (the TV series Naked Gun was based on and easily the funniest tv show of its time) was canceled is legitimately insane and one of the most egregious examples of TV malpractice I’ve ever heard:
November 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
In case you were wondering if society is doomed.
If you like to gamble
I tell you, I'm your man
You win some, lose some
It's all the same to me
The pleasure is to play
Makes no difference what you say
I don't share your greed
The only card I need
Is the Ace of Spades
The Ace of Spades
I tell you, I'm your man
You win some, lose some
It's all the same to me
The pleasure is to play
Makes no difference what you say
I don't share your greed
The only card I need
Is the Ace of Spades
The Ace of Spades
November 23, 2025 at 12:26 PM
If you like to gamble
I tell you, I'm your man
You win some, lose some
It's all the same to me
The pleasure is to play
Makes no difference what you say
I don't share your greed
The only card I need
Is the Ace of Spades
The Ace of Spades
I tell you, I'm your man
You win some, lose some
It's all the same to me
The pleasure is to play
Makes no difference what you say
I don't share your greed
The only card I need
Is the Ace of Spades
The Ace of Spades
And you may find yourself living in Vatican City
And you may find yourself in another part of the world
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large popemobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful palace, with a beautiful nun
And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"
And you may find yourself in another part of the world
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large popemobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful palace, with a beautiful nun
And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"
November 23, 2025 at 11:56 AM
And you may find yourself living in Vatican City
And you may find yourself in another part of the world
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large popemobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful palace, with a beautiful nun
And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"
And you may find yourself in another part of the world
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large popemobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful palace, with a beautiful nun
And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"
Lookit what I got!
November 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Lookit what I got!