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Viscount Jonkeer
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This is Free Trader Beowulf, calling anyone...Mayday, Mayday...we are under attack...main drive is gone...turret number one is not responding...Mayday..

Negative-brained twat weasel
TravellerRPG
Kate Bush fan
Trans ally
GNU Pterry
I know where my towel is
I wasn't brung up proper. I use them a lot.
December 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
People want to scold
December 12, 2025 at 2:16 PM
People in the replies were calling out the fact the artist isn't credited
December 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Hope they can sort it out
December 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
And re-sales have to go through FIFA who take a 25% cut
December 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
They may have miscalculated, the current strain is a sneaky bastard.
December 11, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Grandfather approves
December 11, 2025 at 9:34 AM
I'm getting fed up of having to inspect everything 'in case of AI'
December 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Are you the Doctor?
Timeywimey Dr GIF
ALT: Timeywimey Dr GIF
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December 10, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Love it!

Admin and the other non-combat skills are hugely useful when used creatively.
December 10, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I feel sorry for the fans - they're suffering because of a toxic owner
December 10, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Should have said - last minute draw
December 10, 2025 at 6:45 AM
They deserved to win - we were shocking
December 10, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Lots of repetitive arm movement?
December 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Watford is the gift that keeps giving
December 9, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Wednesday fans in fine voice!
December 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I don't have an image but here's a gif of my energy
a woman wearing a pink fur coat and sunglasses is making a funny face .
ALT: a woman wearing a pink fur coat and sunglasses is making a funny face .
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December 8, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Took my two youngest to go and see it when it came back to the cinema recently - that (?15 minute) start with the repeating star field and music nearly did for them.
December 8, 2025 at 10:27 AM
I sat in a cinema in Birmingham to watch Romeo and Juliet, at the end a group of girls (who'd turned up to see DiCaprio) were complaining that the film wasn't in English.
December 8, 2025 at 10:24 AM