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This is Free Trader Beowulf, calling anyone...Mayday, Mayday...we are under attack...main drive is gone...turret number one is not responding...Mayday..

Negative-brained twat weasel
TravellerRPG
Kate Bush fan
Trans ally
GNU Pterry
I know where my towel is
Back at Vicarage road v Sheffield Wednesday
December 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
That's Runequest but D&D is a perfectly good game too
December 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Runequest tonight as the B team defeats weird zombies and magical skulls with @jaje7406.bsky.social @tessdrinkstea.bsky.social @edoffannyside.bsky.social and Pete (missing @jimjimthegrim.bsky.social who's with the A team tonight)
December 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Dammit, had to miss this one.

Bloody real life.
December 6, 2025 at 2:33 PM
December 5, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Have a Kate and I hope you weather whatever comes your way
December 4, 2025 at 10:49 AM
December 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Ah, never saw that but have a non dishy Alec Guinness in Monsignor Quixote (with Rumpole of the Bailey)
December 2, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Oh you wanted dishy...
December 2, 2025 at 6:24 PM
December 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Invigilating an exam. One student finished early (but couldn't leave due to exam regs).

This was on the 'scrap' sheet they can use but have to hand in at the end.

They know me so well.
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
International break over. Back to Vicarage Road
November 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty,
You're listening to the Pope from the big bad city,
This is Pope Leo. This is Pope Leo.
November 23, 2025 at 12:34 PM
If you like to gamble
I tell you, I'm your man
You win some, lose some
It's all the same to me

The pleasure is to play
Makes no difference what you say
I don't share your greed
The only card I need
Is the Ace of Spades
The Ace of Spades
November 23, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Meanwhile on the Internet
November 23, 2025 at 11:58 AM
And you may find yourself living in Vatican City
And you may find yourself in another part of the world
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large popemobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful palace, with a beautiful nun
And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"
November 23, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Chateau Watford for me
November 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Same
November 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Lookit what I got!
November 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
My sister said this was Heavy Metal when she came into my room as I was listening to the copy I'd recorded of a mate's vinyl (TDK C120 on crap tape machine)

I thought "What is this 'Heavy Metal' of which you speak?" and the rest is history.
November 22, 2025 at 10:54 AM
In the meantime may I strongly recommend @markurban.bsky.social's Tank. Excellent history that spans the development and use of Tanks from WWI onwards.

I've been listening to it on audio book, but now I have to get a physical copy so I can really concentrate on it.
November 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Share a tv series you've watched from beginning to end more than once...
November 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Thanks to @malcolmcraig.bsky.social's Twilight 2000 article i decided to hit the open access articles* about the cold war, and Able Archer 83 in particular.

*and the work printer
November 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
November 16, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Early as usual I took a walk.

Started with Hatton Gardens which is a truly bizarre street where every shop sells diamonds and the shopkeepers stand outside their front door.

Wandered on to an estate and found this rather odd "sitting room" perched on girders for no apparent reason.
November 15, 2025 at 11:47 AM