oddgoo
@viriditax.bsky.social
manifold persistence hunter in single cell biology
NB: serious only ~25% of the time
NB: serious only ~25% of the time
so close! it’s actually Anal Sphincter Support
8yo just asked me if "ASS" stands for "Ass Shit Shit"
December 23, 2025 at 4:50 AM
so close! it’s actually Anal Sphincter Support
if just one in a million people heard music comprising distorted downtuned guitars and animalistic screaming and said “aww yess this is relaxing” we’d study what’s wrong with their brain but it turns out we’re more like one in a hundred so instead it gets to be a thriving subculture
December 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
if just one in a million people heard music comprising distorted downtuned guitars and animalistic screaming and said “aww yess this is relaxing” we’d study what’s wrong with their brain but it turns out we’re more like one in a hundred so instead it gets to be a thriving subculture
when I go to a death metal show the longhairs can smell the hxc on me when I go to the hxc show the skankers can smell the drone metal on me when I go to the drone metal show I bring a folding chair bc that shit’s slow and the stoners can smell the classical on me when I go to the string quartet
December 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
when I go to a death metal show the longhairs can smell the hxc on me when I go to the hxc show the skankers can smell the drone metal on me when I go to the drone metal show I bring a folding chair bc that shit’s slow and the stoners can smell the classical on me when I go to the string quartet
creatine hardcore hell yeah
December 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
creatine hardcore hell yeah
we’re all in grave danger if someone who understands what a monad is ever figures out a real problem worth solving
December 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
we’re all in grave danger if someone who understands what a monad is ever figures out a real problem worth solving
interactions are abundant: you need to develop the skill of registering the vibes of a post before actually reading it so that you can filter bad posts out before they blast through your prefrontal cortex leaving behind nothing but grease and char
this will only become a more important skill now
this will only become a more important skill now
2025 is the year of the crank
December 22, 2025 at 8:55 AM
interactions are abundant: you need to develop the skill of registering the vibes of a post before actually reading it so that you can filter bad posts out before they blast through your prefrontal cortex leaving behind nothing but grease and char
this will only become a more important skill now
this will only become a more important skill now
subletting a nice junior suite in my memory palace from 20260101 to 20260731 inquire within
December 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
subletting a nice junior suite in my memory palace from 20260101 to 20260731 inquire within
vices I would really like supercharged biotech solutions for include, but are not limited to: cigarettes, pork, post-rave DOMS, eating a greasy meal and a big plate of mustard or collard greens at the same time, staying up until 0400 doing cool stuff when you have a meeting at 0830
December 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
vices I would really like supercharged biotech solutions for include, but are not limited to: cigarettes, pork, post-rave DOMS, eating a greasy meal and a big plate of mustard or collard greens at the same time, staying up until 0400 doing cool stuff when you have a meeting at 0830
one of the things I love about humans is that the moment something becomes possible, someone gonna do it, so at some point there’s gonna be ppl walking around with healed fistulas through their abdomens or smart gravel in supernumerary gizzards
December 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
one of the things I love about humans is that the moment something becomes possible, someone gonna do it, so at some point there’s gonna be ppl walking around with healed fistulas through their abdomens or smart gravel in supernumerary gizzards
went a store that I have been in a protracted conflict with over bad product quality for several months, rocked up ready for it to be acrimonious and difficult, and found out that they preemptively decided to give me a full 4 figure refund just to end the conflict
being annoying persistent pays off
being annoying persistent pays off
December 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
went a store that I have been in a protracted conflict with over bad product quality for several months, rocked up ready for it to be acrimonious and difficult, and found out that they preemptively decided to give me a full 4 figure refund just to end the conflict
being annoying persistent pays off
being annoying persistent pays off
to me these takes are indicative of deep social bubbling bc there are millions of businesses full of well meaning ppl who still struggle to find information online let alone use it
there’s this common tendency to assume that your tech skills are everyone else’s default & bubba: not even literacy is
there’s this common tendency to assume that your tech skills are everyone else’s default & bubba: not even literacy is
December 21, 2025 at 5:07 AM
to me these takes are indicative of deep social bubbling bc there are millions of businesses full of well meaning ppl who still struggle to find information online let alone use it
there’s this common tendency to assume that your tech skills are everyone else’s default & bubba: not even literacy is
there’s this common tendency to assume that your tech skills are everyone else’s default & bubba: not even literacy is
I saw art that I didn’t like and it made me uncomfortable so now I have no choice but to have a reactionary moral panic crash out about it and invent several increasingly desperate strategies to make it about me
December 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I saw art that I didn’t like and it made me uncomfortable so now I have no choice but to have a reactionary moral panic crash out about it and invent several increasingly desperate strategies to make it about me
as established in Juice vs the State of California 1997 the Juiceless have no rivalrous claims to the intellectual outputs of those with the Juice
December 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
as established in Juice vs the State of California 1997 the Juiceless have no rivalrous claims to the intellectual outputs of those with the Juice
finished writing a preprint today 🏅🏅🏅
December 20, 2025 at 3:28 AM
finished writing a preprint today 🏅🏅🏅
giving cognitive hazards to my spergiest nephew for Xmas: Factorio and Factorio Space Age
December 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
giving cognitive hazards to my spergiest nephew for Xmas: Factorio and Factorio Space Age
look they’re only $150k/ea bc they’re handcrafted from scarce parts and haven’t been scaled up for a mass market yet
give it a decade and it’ll be like popping on a large pimple patch to grow you a great dong in a few weeks flat, no surgeon needed
give it a decade and it’ll be like popping on a large pimple patch to grow you a great dong in a few weeks flat, no surgeon needed
the main reason dick prices are so high is because dickownership has become less about having a dick and more of a speculative investment, a lot of dicks in the US have been bought up by rent seeking corporate dicklords, and of course economists will point to zoning laws and that's a real issue too,
December 18, 2025 at 10:57 PM
look they’re only $150k/ea bc they’re handcrafted from scarce parts and haven’t been scaled up for a mass market yet
give it a decade and it’ll be like popping on a large pimple patch to grow you a great dong in a few weeks flat, no surgeon needed
give it a decade and it’ll be like popping on a large pimple patch to grow you a great dong in a few weeks flat, no surgeon needed
the meatheads are right about taking progress pics, dayum
December 18, 2025 at 8:00 AM
the meatheads are right about taking progress pics, dayum
building agents to exploit the infinite capacity of the post-literati to generate petty outrage that lash them together into great lumbering war machines united in discursive bile and setting them clashing against each other for nothing more than callous amusement and brainless spectacle, baby!
December 18, 2025 at 4:49 AM
building agents to exploit the infinite capacity of the post-literati to generate petty outrage that lash them together into great lumbering war machines united in discursive bile and setting them clashing against each other for nothing more than callous amusement and brainless spectacle, baby!
splitting hairs on a cherub’s cheeks here waow
I'm going to chime in here that none of this is AI-driven but Machine Learning.
This is what the technology is good for. I'm all for this. But this is not AI by a long shot.
Congratulations, NOAA. Keep using the science to improve forecasting, and consequentially, saving lives.
This is what the technology is good for. I'm all for this. But this is not AI by a long shot.
Congratulations, NOAA. Keep using the science to improve forecasting, and consequentially, saving lives.
December 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
splitting hairs on a cherub’s cheeks here waow
that’s not the point of gym! gains goblins begone some of us got work to do and ppl to mog
Fellas. I am begging you to ditch the black socks with shorts at the gym. Please, I want women to like you.
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
that’s not the point of gym! gains goblins begone some of us got work to do and ppl to mog
I became much more extroverted after a concussion
Introverts need an ad campaign to explain that we’re not just taking the subway because we’re cheap, but because taxis and ubers involve rapid unscripted human interaction
December 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I became much more extroverted after a concussion
March 11th 2027, a cleansing fire erupts from your forehead: who are you hoping is in the room with you at the time?
December 17, 2025 at 5:52 AM
March 11th 2027, a cleansing fire erupts from your forehead: who are you hoping is in the room with you at the time?
huh, Crazy Frog - “Axel F” is up to 5.6 *billion* views
that’s an enormous weight of attention on a singular cultural artifact that I don’t think we have any historical precedent for, like, more ppl understand DING DING than have understood the Bible or Quran
that’s an enormous weight of attention on a singular cultural artifact that I don’t think we have any historical precedent for, like, more ppl understand DING DING than have understood the Bible or Quran
December 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
huh, Crazy Frog - “Axel F” is up to 5.6 *billion* views
that’s an enormous weight of attention on a singular cultural artifact that I don’t think we have any historical precedent for, like, more ppl understand DING DING than have understood the Bible or Quran
that’s an enormous weight of attention on a singular cultural artifact that I don’t think we have any historical precedent for, like, more ppl understand DING DING than have understood the Bible or Quran
hey @segyges.bsky.social you may like this it’s all djent, pinch harmonics, and lush synths
December 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
hey @segyges.bsky.social you may like this it’s all djent, pinch harmonics, and lush synths
you can stretch out and expose your soft underbelly to meeee
December 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
you can stretch out and expose your soft underbelly to meeee