Vert
@vertanir.bsky.social
Hobbyist silversmith and stonecutter, I play with fire and metal and rocks
Mildly curious for y’all’s opinion, do layovers count as visiting a city/state/country?
November 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Mildly curious for y’all’s opinion, do layovers count as visiting a city/state/country?
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mfw i want attention 🥺
November 24, 2025 at 1:06 PM
mfw i want attention 🥺
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badger and coyote 🌕
November 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
badger and coyote 🌕
Someday, I’d like to host dual Twin Peaks marathons atop San Francisco’s own Twin Peaks. A Twin Peaks’ Twin Twin Peaks Marathon.
November 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Someday, I’d like to host dual Twin Peaks marathons atop San Francisco’s own Twin Peaks. A Twin Peaks’ Twin Twin Peaks Marathon.
Sometime in early December I’m gonna need some assistance in taste-testing and sweetening my 18% pomegranate mead before bottling it. Any volunteers to be a panel of taste-testers?
November 18, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Sometime in early December I’m gonna need some assistance in taste-testing and sweetening my 18% pomegranate mead before bottling it. Any volunteers to be a panel of taste-testers?
Oof, Honeycrisp. Relatable tho
November 17, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Oof, Honeycrisp. Relatable tho
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Lo, a richness upon you!
November 16, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Lo, a richness upon you!
This morning, coughing on the couch for the second hour and only partially conscious, thinking about Pebble who is traveling,
♫ It’s a quarter unto 5, I’m all alone and I need you now~ ♫ *cough* *cough*
♫ It’s a quarter unto 5, I’m all alone and I need you now~ ♫ *cough* *cough*
November 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
This morning, coughing on the couch for the second hour and only partially conscious, thinking about Pebble who is traveling,
♫ It’s a quarter unto 5, I’m all alone and I need you now~ ♫ *cough* *cough*
♫ It’s a quarter unto 5, I’m all alone and I need you now~ ♫ *cough* *cough*
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The owner of this business is a old, wonderful friend & a former employer of mine, so please, I need all of my Pacific Northwest followers keeping an eye out for this stuff, especially if you run in nerd circles, so that his dream business, built via decades of grinding, can keep running.
KIRO 7 ran an article and two TV pieces on the theft of a box truck full of arcade PCBs, artwork, and machines from my workplace yesterday. If anyone in the Seattle area sees someone offloading a ton of CPS2/NAOMI/Neo Geo PCBs, stuff of that nature, please reach out.
www.kiro7.com/news/local/g...
www.kiro7.com/news/local/g...
GAME OVER: $25k+ of tech stolen from Kent arcade
Tens of thousands of dollars worth of vintage video game equipment was stolen from a Kent arcade this week.
www.kiro7.com
November 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The owner of this business is a old, wonderful friend & a former employer of mine, so please, I need all of my Pacific Northwest followers keeping an eye out for this stuff, especially if you run in nerd circles, so that his dream business, built via decades of grinding, can keep running.
When I was being taught geometry, I couldn’t imagine a situation in which I’d need to know these equations. Now as a hobbyist silversmith, my weekends are:
“Internal diameter needs to be 4mm, metal is .5mm thick, total diameter is 5mm, so 5π=15.71 for the total length of the shank…”
“Internal diameter needs to be 4mm, metal is .5mm thick, total diameter is 5mm, so 5π=15.71 for the total length of the shank…”
November 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
When I was being taught geometry, I couldn’t imagine a situation in which I’d need to know these equations. Now as a hobbyist silversmith, my weekends are:
“Internal diameter needs to be 4mm, metal is .5mm thick, total diameter is 5mm, so 5π=15.71 for the total length of the shank…”
“Internal diameter needs to be 4mm, metal is .5mm thick, total diameter is 5mm, so 5π=15.71 for the total length of the shank…”
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I got bills coming up and open slots, so come on down for wacky and mysterious art! I’m open for sketches, stickers, backgrounds, etc. Use the form in OP to check prices and order! #commsopen
November 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I got bills coming up and open slots, so come on down for wacky and mysterious art! I’m open for sketches, stickers, backgrounds, etc. Use the form in OP to check prices and order! #commsopen
Goon a movie.
A Goon With A View
A Goon With A View
Goon a movie.
Goonstruck
“Fap out of it!”
Goonstruck
“Fap out of it!”
November 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Goon a movie.
A Goon With A View
A Goon With A View
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Cartoons voiced by real animals (Episode 2): Fox
February 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Cartoons voiced by real animals (Episode 2): Fox
Huh. I’ve just realized that we’ve just seen the beginning of the death of certain phrases in English. “The taste of pennies in my mouth” to mean “I tasted blood” isn’t going to mean anyone who never tasted a penny. “Bright like a new penny” won’t mean anything to someone who never saw a new penny
November 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Huh. I’ve just realized that we’ve just seen the beginning of the death of certain phrases in English. “The taste of pennies in my mouth” to mean “I tasted blood” isn’t going to mean anyone who never tasted a penny. “Bright like a new penny” won’t mean anything to someone who never saw a new penny
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Martens and sables win out for "best animal shape" three years in a row
November 13, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Martens and sables win out for "best animal shape" three years in a row
This time, they invited Pam.
ALERT: After a decade at rest, The Final Pam has BREACHED CONTAINMENT.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORfJ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORfJ...
The Return of Pam | Monster Factory
YouTube video by The McElroy Family
www.youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:55 PM
This time, they invited Pam.
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See, look, U.S.A., it's this easy
(and should have been done immediately upon the knowledge that these cheats and grifters were STEALING our work)
(and should have been done immediately upon the knowledge that these cheats and grifters were STEALING our work)
November 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
See, look, U.S.A., it's this easy
(and should have been done immediately upon the knowledge that these cheats and grifters were STEALING our work)
(and should have been done immediately upon the knowledge that these cheats and grifters were STEALING our work)
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"PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
November 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
"PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Welp, I’m intrigued
Now you can smell like my people.
There is another way to smell like my people but I don't have enough time to stink you all up.
There is another way to smell like my people but I don't have enough time to stink you all up.
November 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Welp, I’m intrigued
Six pounds of ginger at home, waiting to be peeled and turned into a hibiscus ginger homebrew, but no jars left to brew it in. Ho hum.
November 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Six pounds of ginger at home, waiting to be peeled and turned into a hibiscus ginger homebrew, but no jars left to brew it in. Ho hum.
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Someone was describing to me how to sterilize stainless steel before inserting it into my urethra and I thought to myself “yeah, that’s sound advice”.
November 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Someone was describing to me how to sterilize stainless steel before inserting it into my urethra and I thought to myself “yeah, that’s sound advice”.