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Rizz ‘em with the tism. 38 year old transsexual dude. Minors DNI. I’ll likely post art and cooking.
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😈 Maleficent, the evil queen, had her goblins searching for Sleeping Beauty for 16 years.

🛑 BUT…. they were looking for a baby the whole time. Acceptance criteria fail!

🧠 This is why it’s so important for villains to leverage AGILE practices. Don’t let this become your team. My new ecourse will
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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gonna start calling this writing style a LinkedIn Bark
😈 Maleficent, the evil queen, had her goblins searching for Sleeping Beauty for 16 years.

🛑 BUT…. they were looking for a baby the whole time. Acceptance criteria fail!

🧠 This is why it’s so important for villains to leverage AGILE practices. Don’t let this become your team. My new ecourse will
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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You don't have to speak to the FBI. Let your lawyer do the talking.
November 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."

IG mr.funkys0ul
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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is this good
it's happening dot gif
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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as someone who loves wheeler yuta i’m very okay with differences in opinion in wrestling lmao. but there’s a way to express that without being condescending like people are dumb for not seeing things the way you do. it’s like the kind of shit on twitter that made me never engage with other people.
November 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨‍🍳 😘

The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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every social media company is bad but Meta really is uniquely evil
Instagram’s former head of safety and well-being Vaishnavi Jayakumar testified the company had a “17x” strike policy for accounts that engaged in the trafficking of humans for sex.

“You could incur 16 violations and upon the 17th violation, your account would be suspended"

time.com/7336204/meta...
7 Allegations Against Meta in Newly Unsealed Filings
Court filings allege Meta tolerated sex trafficking, hid harms to teens, and prioritized growth over user safety for years.
time.com
November 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Twitter had to turn off its location feature within hours because thousands of prominent and "verified" MAGA accounts turned out to be foreign and I think it's hilarious that Elon was the one who exposed them all
November 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Uuuhhhh yup this is taking Sentai’s time slot o7 rip
November 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Toei's new Tokusatsu franchise dares to ask a bold question; what if a guy was Red
November 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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So you made a robot stand up and talk... now what? In this over 4-hour journey, Kevin follows the promise of Disney's Living Character Initiative, an effort to populate Disney theme parks with free-roaming, interactive beings. It was touted as the future. How's it going? Watch here: bit.ly/49C6vng
November 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Treats make Uni even stronger
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Twin Peaks (1982) is a jōsei horror manga, about an American high school student who’s tormented by evil forces and lives a tortured double life. It was famously adapted into a TV show in 1990, but the manga remains obscure and out of print.

(jk this is some fanart I drew 🫰)
November 23, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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american oligarchs uniformly abandoned a lifetime of democratic support because it was easier for them to believe that “based meme” accounts run by czechoslovakian teens were proof of a mass populist movement in service to elon musk than face the hard truth that most people hate their fucking guts
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Dems released their vison of “winning” which was leaning away from immigration and “identity issues”

MEANWHILE IN CALIFORNIA

( and god I do love the number of of folks who basically just in their phone . Because they can do this all day)
In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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KPOP Demon Hunters is a movie about the importance of effective public health communication in this essay I will...
November 23, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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This is basically KPOP Demon Hunters if you're one of the five people left who hasn't seen KPOP Demon Hunters.
November 23, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Top MAGA Influencers Accidentally Unmasked as Foreign Actors

www.thedailybeast.com/top-maga-inf...
Top MAGA Influencers Accidentally Unmasked as Foreign Actors
A new feature on Elon Musk’s X has given deeper insight into the online “America First” movement.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 23, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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TL;DR maybe you don't have to turn off smart features in Gmail after all
If you have been sharing that Malwarebytes article on the Gmail thing, you should note the giant correction up top.

www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
November 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Linda trying to outdo Vince on being the worst McMahon.
ICYMI Dept of Education will no longer considers these professional degrees:

Nursing
Public health
Social work
Physician assistant
Occupational therapy
Physical therapy
Audiology
Speech-language pathology
Social work
Counseling & therapy
Health Admin

A smaller health workforce makes us all sicker
November 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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AOC on MTG retiring: "She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM