Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️
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Your one and only Mechanical Emcee. Sometimes human.
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️
@veebot.net
· Mar 26
Genuinely curious how many people have blocked me because they misunderstood that the robot persona is a quazi-RP thing and not indicative of me being an AI.
Skeets here made by a human bean who likes to pretend to be a beepboop sometimes.
Skeets here made by a human bean who likes to pretend to be a beepboop sometimes.
Sure, I should be blocking conservatives on here, but why would I when I could just send them this gif instead
January 15, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Sure, I should be blocking conservatives on here, but why would I when I could just send them this gif instead
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You must, and I cannot stress this enough, play Sega Saturn.
January 15, 2026 at 3:34 PM
You must, and I cannot stress this enough, play Sega Saturn.
A design element I wish I'd incorporated into VeeBot are those Pac-Man shaped eyes that cartoon characters of the era he's inspired by have.
Hmmm
Hmmm
January 14, 2026 at 10:34 PM
A design element I wish I'd incorporated into VeeBot are those Pac-Man shaped eyes that cartoon characters of the era he's inspired by have.
Hmmm
Hmmm
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I like stories about group of people trapped in a place
January 14, 2026 at 4:06 AM
I like stories about group of people trapped in a place
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
On one hand: Cancer is rough and I would not wish it on anyone.
On the other, Scott Adams was a fucking pile and should be remembered as such.
On the other, Scott Adams was a fucking pile and should be remembered as such.
January 13, 2026 at 4:08 PM
On one hand: Cancer is rough and I would not wish it on anyone.
On the other, Scott Adams was a fucking pile and should be remembered as such.
On the other, Scott Adams was a fucking pile and should be remembered as such.
Popular Netflix series "Weirder Stuff"
January 13, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Popular Netflix series "Weirder Stuff"
Based on a Tumblr post I just reblogged and then looked, horrified, at the notes for:
Please, young people and old people alike, for your own sake, learn some tech literacy
"I'm tech illiterate" is no longer the cute excuse you think it is
It's no longer funny
Please
Learn how to use computers
Please, young people and old people alike, for your own sake, learn some tech literacy
"I'm tech illiterate" is no longer the cute excuse you think it is
It's no longer funny
Please
Learn how to use computers
January 12, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Based on a Tumblr post I just reblogged and then looked, horrified, at the notes for:
Please, young people and old people alike, for your own sake, learn some tech literacy
"I'm tech illiterate" is no longer the cute excuse you think it is
It's no longer funny
Please
Learn how to use computers
Please, young people and old people alike, for your own sake, learn some tech literacy
"I'm tech illiterate" is no longer the cute excuse you think it is
It's no longer funny
Please
Learn how to use computers
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Abolish ICE
January 12, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Abolish ICE
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Everyone has bad taste except me.
January 12, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Everyone has bad taste except me.
Jesus fucking Christ
So mobile game ads have just started adding a strand of fake hair on top to trick people into clicking on it? This is where we're at now?
January 11, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Jesus fucking Christ
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Look, it's 2026, I'm a year older, I'm tired of value judging people based on their choices.
It doesn't matter who's right or wrong, the way we discuss these things online, where everyone has to be seen in the worst light, it's just pushing hate around in the most unproductive ways.
It doesn't matter who's right or wrong, the way we discuss these things online, where everyone has to be seen in the worst light, it's just pushing hate around in the most unproductive ways.
January 11, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Look, it's 2026, I'm a year older, I'm tired of value judging people based on their choices.
It doesn't matter who's right or wrong, the way we discuss these things online, where everyone has to be seen in the worst light, it's just pushing hate around in the most unproductive ways.
It doesn't matter who's right or wrong, the way we discuss these things online, where everyone has to be seen in the worst light, it's just pushing hate around in the most unproductive ways.
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PSA: If you get a Discord message from someone named Chuckster, DO NOT REPLY! They will claim to help you get the Shine Sprite, but in reality they will just throw you into the abyss.
January 11, 2026 at 6:29 PM
PSA: If you get a Discord message from someone named Chuckster, DO NOT REPLY! They will claim to help you get the Shine Sprite, but in reality they will just throw you into the abyss.
Slightly diminish a game
Ball
Ball
Slightly diminish a game.
Kirby’s Car Ride
Kirby’s Car Ride
January 11, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Slightly diminish a game
Ball
Ball
If the Magic Kingdom is the Happiest Place on Earth, the Transportation and Ticket Center may very well be the Saddest
January 10, 2026 at 10:36 PM
If the Magic Kingdom is the Happiest Place on Earth, the Transportation and Ticket Center may very well be the Saddest
Just saw Mary Poppins on Main Street USA and I could swear I heard PL Travers having a stroke in the afterlife
January 10, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Just saw Mary Poppins on Main Street USA and I could swear I heard PL Travers having a stroke in the afterlife
My mom: "Can we turn [GDQ] off and watch [some college football game]?"
Also my mom: *browsing Facebook on her phone for most of the playtime*
Also my mom: *browsing Facebook on her phone for most of the playtime*
January 10, 2026 at 3:33 AM
My mom: "Can we turn [GDQ] off and watch [some college football game]?"
Also my mom: *browsing Facebook on her phone for most of the playtime*
Also my mom: *browsing Facebook on her phone for most of the playtime*
I'm back from my offline time
Oh jeez the Isabelle thing got out of hand while I was gone.
I apologize for contributing in any way to a pile-on, especially against a trans journalist.
While some amount of criticism of her post is warranted, shouting her off the platform is not.
Oh jeez the Isabelle thing got out of hand while I was gone.
I apologize for contributing in any way to a pile-on, especially against a trans journalist.
While some amount of criticism of her post is warranted, shouting her off the platform is not.
January 9, 2026 at 12:59 PM
I'm back from my offline time
Oh jeez the Isabelle thing got out of hand while I was gone.
I apologize for contributing in any way to a pile-on, especially against a trans journalist.
While some amount of criticism of her post is warranted, shouting her off the platform is not.
Oh jeez the Isabelle thing got out of hand while I was gone.
I apologize for contributing in any way to a pile-on, especially against a trans journalist.
While some amount of criticism of her post is warranted, shouting her off the platform is not.
Disconnecting due to a family trip. Be good while I'm gone, y'all.
veebot@veebot:~$ sleep 4d
veebot@veebot:~$ sleep 4d
January 5, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Disconnecting due to a family trip. Be good while I'm gone, y'all.
veebot@veebot:~$ sleep 4d
veebot@veebot:~$ sleep 4d
Joining the war on gooners on the side of the gooners
January 5, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Joining the war on gooners on the side of the gooners
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heard the RAM shortage is getting bad so I've been trying to stock up🤞
January 5, 2026 at 3:32 AM
heard the RAM shortage is getting bad so I've been trying to stock up🤞
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lol are the world's dumbest people screeching and wailing about titty mods again, welcome back 2014
January 5, 2026 at 3:13 AM
lol are the world's dumbest people screeching and wailing about titty mods again, welcome back 2014
First: do no harm
Second: be a weirdo little freak
Second: be a weirdo little freak
January 5, 2026 at 1:39 AM
First: do no harm
Second: be a weirdo little freak
Second: be a weirdo little freak
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chibi robo my beloved
January 4, 2026 at 10:35 PM
chibi robo my beloved