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October 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I was thinking that for next year's @desertbus.org craft-along I'd design and make a set of DB iconography "neon" LED signs, similar to the 8-bit dog I made for @dawgnet.tv.
Ideas include:
- The air freshener
- Bus Stop
- Shift Banners, maybe?
Ideas include:
- The air freshener
- Bus Stop
- Shift Banners, maybe?
October 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I was thinking that for next year's @desertbus.org craft-along I'd design and make a set of DB iconography "neon" LED signs, similar to the 8-bit dog I made for @dawgnet.tv.
Ideas include:
- The air freshener
- Bus Stop
- Shift Banners, maybe?
Ideas include:
- The air freshener
- Bus Stop
- Shift Banners, maybe?
Sega is calling Sonic Rumble "the first multiplayer party game in the iconic game series" and Sonic Shuffle is all like
October 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Sega is calling Sonic Rumble "the first multiplayer party game in the iconic game series" and Sonic Shuffle is all like
I turned on my TV and saw this rec for Toy Story 2 and uh
Literally none of the people listed are the actors who played those characters
Wtf?
Literally none of the people listed are the actors who played those characters
Wtf?
October 22, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I turned on my TV and saw this rec for Toy Story 2 and uh
Literally none of the people listed are the actors who played those characters
Wtf?
Literally none of the people listed are the actors who played those characters
Wtf?
Good fucking going Discord.
October 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Good fucking going Discord.
Please I am begging you to migrate to something that isn't Windows. It's really not hard, I promise. I'll even take MacOS at this point. Please.
October 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Please I am begging you to migrate to something that isn't Windows. It's really not hard, I promise. I'll even take MacOS at this point. Please.
I'm going to become the fucking Joker
October 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I'm going to become the fucking Joker
It's just this fucking meme
October 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM
It's just this fucking meme
Anyway now I'm trying to think of what my OC would dress up as for Halloween. (Art by @serenamidori.bsky.social)
October 6, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Anyway now I'm trying to think of what my OC would dress up as for Halloween. (Art by @serenamidori.bsky.social)
Pictured: Everyone surprised by this outcome
October 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Pictured: Everyone surprised by this outcome
Came across a post on Facebook where people were seeing these signs at PAX and being all like "Ugh I can't go to PAX anymore, this is gonna ruin Kirby (or whatever series) for me, fuck this woke BS" and my reaction is
Good
The sign's working as intended
Die mad and alone
Good
The sign's working as intended
Die mad and alone
September 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Came across a post on Facebook where people were seeing these signs at PAX and being all like "Ugh I can't go to PAX anymore, this is gonna ruin Kirby (or whatever series) for me, fuck this woke BS" and my reaction is
Good
The sign's working as intended
Die mad and alone
Good
The sign's working as intended
Die mad and alone
Good email, Micro Center. 10/10
August 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Good email, Micro Center. 10/10
> *watches MKBHD's video on getting users to switch mobile OSes*
> Ah yes, I think I will look into the YouTube comments section for some interesting and thoughtful responses to this.
mfw
> Ah yes, I think I will look into the YouTube comments section for some interesting and thoughtful responses to this.
mfw
August 26, 2025 at 1:31 PM
> *watches MKBHD's video on getting users to switch mobile OSes*
> Ah yes, I think I will look into the YouTube comments section for some interesting and thoughtful responses to this.
mfw
> Ah yes, I think I will look into the YouTube comments section for some interesting and thoughtful responses to this.
mfw
I must've been taking my stupid juice when I was making this reservation because I typo'd my dad's birthday and now get to wait for another callback for them to fix it
August 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I must've been taking my stupid juice when I was making this reservation because I typo'd my dad's birthday and now get to wait for another callback for them to fix it
My entire worldview is shattered, as I've now found out that the episode of Space Ghost Coast to Coast that "introduced" the Aqua Teen Hunger Force was produced in 2002, released 2003.
ATHF premiered in 2000.
(Though the SGC2C episode was written in the late '90s, ATHF was made first)
ATHF premiered in 2000.
(Though the SGC2C episode was written in the late '90s, ATHF was made first)
August 14, 2025 at 11:59 AM
My entire worldview is shattered, as I've now found out that the episode of Space Ghost Coast to Coast that "introduced" the Aqua Teen Hunger Force was produced in 2002, released 2003.
ATHF premiered in 2000.
(Though the SGC2C episode was written in the late '90s, ATHF was made first)
ATHF premiered in 2000.
(Though the SGC2C episode was written in the late '90s, ATHF was made first)
CW: US Insurance
Dear insurance company:
Absolutely go fuck yourselves with a rusty piece of rebar.
Dear insurance company:
Absolutely go fuck yourselves with a rusty piece of rebar.
August 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
CW: US Insurance
Dear insurance company:
Absolutely go fuck yourselves with a rusty piece of rebar.
Dear insurance company:
Absolutely go fuck yourselves with a rusty piece of rebar.
ngl one of my favorite things in Homestar Runner is The Cheat's impression of a robot in the sbemail "Technology"
August 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
ngl one of my favorite things in Homestar Runner is The Cheat's impression of a robot in the sbemail "Technology"