VA•THAN•JA
@vathanja.bsky.social
Meine Zunge schleudert Flammen,
meine Hüften schmelzen Chrom.
Highscores and gut punches. 🦭
GER/ENG | she/they
meine Hüften schmelzen Chrom.
Highscores and gut punches. 🦭
GER/ENG | she/they
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VA•THAN•JA
@vathanja.bsky.social
· Jan 1
🦭 MEDIA THREAD 2025 ☕️
Mein guter Vorsatz für das neue Jahr (abgesehen von hoffentlich vielen Übungsstunden am Klavier): Diesen Thread zu hegen und zu pflegen, um dann am Jahresende nicht schlecht zu staunen, wie viel Zeug man sich innerhalb von 365 Tagen reindübeln kann.
Let's do this! 💪
Mein guter Vorsatz für das neue Jahr (abgesehen von hoffentlich vielen Übungsstunden am Klavier): Diesen Thread zu hegen und zu pflegen, um dann am Jahresende nicht schlecht zu staunen, wie viel Zeug man sich innerhalb von 365 Tagen reindübeln kann.
Let's do this! 💪
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es ist sonntag. sie geht kuchen essen.
November 30, 2025 at 10:04 AM
es ist sonntag. sie geht kuchen essen.
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-Slow and deliberate combat
-Positioning is very important
-Enemies hold weapons in their right hands so the way to avoid a lot of their attacks is by going forward and to the right
-Merchants have an iconic speech pattern
Dark Souls is a Resident Evil 4like
-Positioning is very important
-Enemies hold weapons in their right hands so the way to avoid a lot of their attacks is by going forward and to the right
-Merchants have an iconic speech pattern
Dark Souls is a Resident Evil 4like
November 29, 2025 at 5:43 AM
-Slow and deliberate combat
-Positioning is very important
-Enemies hold weapons in their right hands so the way to avoid a lot of their attacks is by going forward and to the right
-Merchants have an iconic speech pattern
Dark Souls is a Resident Evil 4like
-Positioning is very important
-Enemies hold weapons in their right hands so the way to avoid a lot of their attacks is by going forward and to the right
-Merchants have an iconic speech pattern
Dark Souls is a Resident Evil 4like
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the people who said "the bombing would stop if Gaza released the hostages" are very quiet lately
November 28, 2025 at 11:50 AM
the people who said "the bombing would stop if Gaza released the hostages" are very quiet lately
Mein Trizeps ist so lumpig.
November 28, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Mein Trizeps ist so lumpig.
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aber schatz ich trinke energy drinks nicht auf teenage gamer weise sonder auf butch lesben weise bitte versteh das doch
November 28, 2025 at 10:33 AM
aber schatz ich trinke energy drinks nicht auf teenage gamer weise sonder auf butch lesben weise bitte versteh das doch
I'd pay for a faithful, accurate port where precisely *nothing* about how a game plays is changed, and hoo boy that’s HARD to get in this current age of remakes/remasters where new games masquerade as old ones.
November 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I'd pay for a faithful, accurate port where precisely *nothing* about how a game plays is changed, and hoo boy that’s HARD to get in this current age of remakes/remasters where new games masquerade as old ones.
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This headline goes so fucking hard it's unreal.
Backlash surrounding Metroid Prime 4’s chatty supporting cast has inadvertently bled into one gamer’s relationship.
paletteswap.site/dif...
paletteswap.site/dif...
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
This headline goes so fucking hard it's unreal.
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The modern world is just pro wrestling and a gambling addiction standing on top of a mechanical Turk.
Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The modern world is just pro wrestling and a gambling addiction standing on top of a mechanical Turk.
Heute zwei Workouts hintereinander geballert, dann zum Friseur, dann diesdas im Haushalt gemacht und ich hab IMMER noch 110% Energie, was los ey.
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Heute zwei Workouts hintereinander geballert, dann zum Friseur, dann diesdas im Haushalt gemacht und ich hab IMMER noch 110% Energie, was los ey.
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Klassische Orchester sind bloß 17. Jhd. Cover-Bands.
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Klassische Orchester sind bloß 17. Jhd. Cover-Bands.
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Swords are useless!
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Swords are useless!
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This is a great way to subtweet because nobody will ever think “I’m the best person you know!” AND “I’ve just posted an awful take.”
HEARTBREAKING: The best person you know just posted an awful take.
November 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
This is a great way to subtweet because nobody will ever think “I’m the best person you know!” AND “I’ve just posted an awful take.”
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zur allgemeinen Beruhigung
November 6, 2024 at 12:17 PM
zur allgemeinen Beruhigung
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von meinem silly little mental health walk bei strahlendem sonnenschein zurückkehrend:
wäre also diese scheisse auch erledigt
wäre also diese scheisse auch erledigt
November 23, 2025 at 12:35 PM
von meinem silly little mental health walk bei strahlendem sonnenschein zurückkehrend:
wäre also diese scheisse auch erledigt
wäre also diese scheisse auch erledigt
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Not a mention of any of this in Nintendo Life's or the other two reviews I just read calling HD Boosted the definitive edition.
Delta is incredible and deserves better than a hack job of speeding the game up. Hold off buying until fixed, if you were thinking of buying it, peeps.
Delta is incredible and deserves better than a hack job of speeding the game up. Hold off buying until fixed, if you were thinking of buying it, peeps.
Here's the in game finale to R-Type Delta which is running so fast the buildings no longer sink, all particles are missing & the music hard cuts as it's all been scrolled off-screen. The whole game's like this, so the music sync'ing to the action in st.3, lol no etc
Also missing enemies, bugs etc
Also missing enemies, bugs etc
November 23, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Not a mention of any of this in Nintendo Life's or the other two reviews I just read calling HD Boosted the definitive edition.
Delta is incredible and deserves better than a hack job of speeding the game up. Hold off buying until fixed, if you were thinking of buying it, peeps.
Delta is incredible and deserves better than a hack job of speeding the game up. Hold off buying until fixed, if you were thinking of buying it, peeps.
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Whenever I say this, people get Really Mad, but it's true. Same of any other art, too. You have to read the book, watch the film, see the painting, listen to the song, whatever.
I'm sorry, but watching a video about it on YouTube is not enough. You have not experience the art.
I'm sorry, but watching a video about it on YouTube is not enough. You have not experience the art.
"you have not played the game unless you've played the game" is one of my more annoying but unshakable opinions
the whole "don't play the game, just watch a video on youtube that will explain its story to you" is so disheartening because the issue of accessibility is genuinely really important but it's always just people who want to be spoon-fed nicely quantifiable information
November 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Whenever I say this, people get Really Mad, but it's true. Same of any other art, too. You have to read the book, watch the film, see the painting, listen to the song, whatever.
I'm sorry, but watching a video about it on YouTube is not enough. You have not experience the art.
I'm sorry, but watching a video about it on YouTube is not enough. You have not experience the art.
Neon Inferno ist *richtig* gut. Was für ein krasses Glow Up im Vergleich zu Steel Assault. Der 1CC dürfte allerdings knackig werden – ich mein, jede Stage no death am Stück? Puh!
November 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Neon Inferno ist *richtig* gut. Was für ein krasses Glow Up im Vergleich zu Steel Assault. Der 1CC dürfte allerdings knackig werden – ich mein, jede Stage no death am Stück? Puh!
Putting FnR right below Scott Pilgrim & Shredder's Revenge, both of which are horribly unbalanced messes, *almost* feels like rage bait.
Pretty neat list though!
Pretty neat list though!
Do you want to (virtually) punch guys? If so, we've got you with a list of the 25 best beat 'em ups ever, with oldies, obscurities, and more. www.avclub.com/best-beat-em...
Final fight(s): The 25 best beat-'em-up games
Do you want to (virtually) punch guys? If so, we've got you with a list of the 25 best beat 'em ups ever, with oldies, obscurities, and more.
www.avclub.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Putting FnR right below Scott Pilgrim & Shredder's Revenge, both of which are horribly unbalanced messes, *almost* feels like rage bait.
Pretty neat list though!
Pretty neat list though!
Soeben folgende Bahn-Ansage: "Unsere Weiterfahrt verzögert sich um … jo, keine Ahnung wie lange, wenn ich ehrlich sein soll. Sie können rausgehen und eine rauchen. Ich sage Bescheid, wenn's weitergeht."
November 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Soeben folgende Bahn-Ansage: "Unsere Weiterfahrt verzögert sich um … jo, keine Ahnung wie lange, wenn ich ehrlich sein soll. Sie können rausgehen und eine rauchen. Ich sage Bescheid, wenn's weitergeht."
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preordering a hot girl by dating a sad boy for a while
November 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
preordering a hot girl by dating a sad boy for a while
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Roguelite ist wenn man eine von drei Sachen wählen muss und manchmal spawnt der Gegner etwas weiter links
November 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Roguelite ist wenn man eine von drei Sachen wählen muss und manchmal spawnt der Gegner etwas weiter links
Ich scrolle sonst ja immer sehr desinteressiert über Shorts hinweg, aber bei dem hier musste ich sehr lachen weil it's literally me.
youtube.com/shorts/6eGPg...
youtube.com/shorts/6eGPg...
„Samma“ 💀
YouTube video by Marie Joan
youtube.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Ich scrolle sonst ja immer sehr desinteressiert über Shorts hinweg, aber bei dem hier musste ich sehr lachen weil it's literally me.
youtube.com/shorts/6eGPg...
youtube.com/shorts/6eGPg...