Variance Hammer
@variancehammer.bsky.social
Writer for variancehammer.com and goonhammer.com. Co-host of Lost to the Nails and the Plastic Pressgang Podcast. Fan of the Horus Heresy, Adeptus Titanicus and myriad historicals. Avid terrain enthusiast. He/him/his
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annual reminder that Spotify is shit and you should subscribe to a real service that actually pays artists and doesn't double down on supporting the gestapo
oh also Peter Thiel is a major shareholder 🤮
oh also Peter Thiel is a major shareholder 🤮
December 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
annual reminder that Spotify is shit and you should subscribe to a real service that actually pays artists and doesn't double down on supporting the gestapo
oh also Peter Thiel is a major shareholder 🤮
oh also Peter Thiel is a major shareholder 🤮
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If you're a miniatures painter & are interested in a community of painters & tools for your hobby journey check out our Black Friday discount of 20% off annual memberships thru 12/05 with code: BWUHOLIDAY2025 Join now & take part in the 2026 Hobby Pledge!
#WarhammerCommunity
#Warhammer
#Miniatures
#WarhammerCommunity
#Warhammer
#Miniatures
Brush Wielders Union | Patreon
creating a community of minis gamers playing fully painted!
www.patreon.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:53 PM
If you're a miniatures painter & are interested in a community of painters & tools for your hobby journey check out our Black Friday discount of 20% off annual memberships thru 12/05 with code: BWUHOLIDAY2025 Join now & take part in the 2026 Hobby Pledge!
#WarhammerCommunity
#Warhammer
#Miniatures
#WarhammerCommunity
#Warhammer
#Miniatures
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Recommendations welcome: best source for 15mm livestock for Horse & Musket/European setting.
Channeling my Lean/Kubrick tendencies for extra detail on my tabletop, as well as some suitable logistics presence too for army camps. Inspired by @battlegames.bsky.social & his Borg/Grenouisse sheep! 🐑🦆🐖🐄🐐
Channeling my Lean/Kubrick tendencies for extra detail on my tabletop, as well as some suitable logistics presence too for army camps. Inspired by @battlegames.bsky.social & his Borg/Grenouisse sheep! 🐑🦆🐖🐄🐐
November 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Recommendations welcome: best source for 15mm livestock for Horse & Musket/European setting.
Channeling my Lean/Kubrick tendencies for extra detail on my tabletop, as well as some suitable logistics presence too for army camps. Inspired by @battlegames.bsky.social & his Borg/Grenouisse sheep! 🐑🦆🐖🐄🐐
Channeling my Lean/Kubrick tendencies for extra detail on my tabletop, as well as some suitable logistics presence too for army camps. Inspired by @battlegames.bsky.social & his Borg/Grenouisse sheep! 🐑🦆🐖🐄🐐
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I'm a member of this and if you're a miniature painter in need of a good, supportive community you might want to be, too.
If you're a miniatures painter & are interested in a community of painters & tools for your hobby journey check out our Black Friday discount of 20% off annual memberships thru 12/05 with code: BWUHOLIDAY2025 Join now & take part in the 2026 Hobby Pledge!
#WarhammerCommunity
#Warhammer
#Miniatures
#WarhammerCommunity
#Warhammer
#Miniatures
Brush Wielders Union | Patreon
creating a community of minis gamers playing fully painted!
www.patreon.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I'm a member of this and if you're a miniature painter in need of a good, supportive community you might want to be, too.
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Haarlemmerhout, where Hannie Schaft, Truus Oversteegen and Freddie Oversteegen would take nazis to "liquidate" them. An honour to be in the same woods, with our little homages. It was so moving to literally follow the footsteps, I'll remember thus forever.
November 29, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Haarlemmerhout, where Hannie Schaft, Truus Oversteegen and Freddie Oversteegen would take nazis to "liquidate" them. An honour to be in the same woods, with our little homages. It was so moving to literally follow the footsteps, I'll remember thus forever.
Deleted previous post as, in my late night posting, I accidentally cast "Summon Greater Bot Swarm".
November 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Deleted previous post as, in my late night posting, I accidentally cast "Summon Greater Bot Swarm".
Weird hill I'm going to die on: Calling the period of warfare that was the height of pike and shot and really the end of heavy cavalry "The ECW Period" is like calling Napoleon marching on Moscow "The War of 1812 Period".
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Weird hill I'm going to die on: Calling the period of warfare that was the height of pike and shot and really the end of heavy cavalry "The ECW Period" is like calling Napoleon marching on Moscow "The War of 1812 Period".
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I'm reading "Broken Eagles, Napoleon and His German Allies in the 1813 Campaign " by John Gill.
Starts with a good, thorough overview before diving into each contingent.
Ney really should never have been given independent commands.
#Napoleon #wargaming #NapoleonicHistory
Starts with a good, thorough overview before diving into each contingent.
Ney really should never have been given independent commands.
#Napoleon #wargaming #NapoleonicHistory
November 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I'm reading "Broken Eagles, Napoleon and His German Allies in the 1813 Campaign " by John Gill.
Starts with a good, thorough overview before diving into each contingent.
Ney really should never have been given independent commands.
#Napoleon #wargaming #NapoleonicHistory
Starts with a good, thorough overview before diving into each contingent.
Ney really should never have been given independent commands.
#Napoleon #wargaming #NapoleonicHistory
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she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 AM
she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
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TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS!!! 🏳️⚧️✨
June 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS!!! 🏳️⚧️✨
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Unironically, this is the energy the 40K competitive community should aspire to.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWdg...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWdg...
Stephen Bunting WALK ON (Titanium) - World Darts Championship 2025 Semi Final
YouTube video by DoubleDarts
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November 18, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Unironically, this is the energy the 40K competitive community should aspire to.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWdg...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWdg...
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
- Fast talking character revels in, and exposes the problems of, capitalism
- War movie featuring every male actor of an entire generation
- Megacorp Up To No Good
- Unlikely hero fights alien/robot/monster
- Sad Western
- Fast talking character revels in, and exposes the problems of, capitalism
- War movie featuring every male actor of an entire generation
- Megacorp Up To No Good
- Unlikely hero fights alien/robot/monster
- Sad Western
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
-Swords solve problems
-Now kiss
-I'm too old for this shit, but will do it anyways
-We're all going to die
-Santa claus is real
-Swords solve problems
-Now kiss
-I'm too old for this shit, but will do it anyways
-We're all going to die
-Santa claus is real
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
-Awkward teen gets shit together
-Awkward sports team gets shit together
-Seven murderers get together, save town whose shit is not together
-Two people, whose shit is not together, meet, fall in love, break up, get shit together, get together
-Revenge
-Awkward teen gets shit together
-Awkward sports team gets shit together
-Seven murderers get together, save town whose shit is not together
-Two people, whose shit is not together, meet, fall in love, break up, get shit together, get together
-Revenge
November 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
- Fast talking character revels in, and exposes the problems of, capitalism
- War movie featuring every male actor of an entire generation
- Megacorp Up To No Good
- Unlikely hero fights alien/robot/monster
- Sad Western
- Fast talking character revels in, and exposes the problems of, capitalism
- War movie featuring every male actor of an entire generation
- Megacorp Up To No Good
- Unlikely hero fights alien/robot/monster
- Sad Western
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"If you hate GenAI you're going to have to stop playing new games when they all start using it"
My brother in Christ, my backlog is literally thousands of games long. I have lifetimes worth of earlier titles to play, & I will gladly do that instead of boiling the oceans for a new CoD or whatever
My brother in Christ, my backlog is literally thousands of games long. I have lifetimes worth of earlier titles to play, & I will gladly do that instead of boiling the oceans for a new CoD or whatever
June 27, 2025 at 1:30 PM
"If you hate GenAI you're going to have to stop playing new games when they all start using it"
My brother in Christ, my backlog is literally thousands of games long. I have lifetimes worth of earlier titles to play, & I will gladly do that instead of boiling the oceans for a new CoD or whatever
My brother in Christ, my backlog is literally thousands of games long. I have lifetimes worth of earlier titles to play, & I will gladly do that instead of boiling the oceans for a new CoD or whatever
I am coming to the conclusion that, among the things the Epstein List should destroy, is the New York Fucking Times.
November 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I am coming to the conclusion that, among the things the Epstein List should destroy, is the New York Fucking Times.
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Want to know how to paint #fantasy city #terrain to a nice quality, fast?
www.domainofmanythings.com/blog/cheap-f...
#mordheim #ulvheim #frostgrave #warhammer #kingsofwar #guardsoftraitorstoll #dnd
www.domainofmanythings.com/blog/cheap-f...
#mordheim #ulvheim #frostgrave #warhammer #kingsofwar #guardsoftraitorstoll #dnd
Cheap Medieval Fantasy Terrain for Tabletop Games — Domain of Many Things
A practical guide to cheap medieval fantasy terrain for tabletop gaming. Covers where to source free 3D-printable Ulvheim files, how to scale and print them, and a fast painting method using zenithal ...
www.domainofmanythings.com
November 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Want to know how to paint #fantasy city #terrain to a nice quality, fast?
www.domainofmanythings.com/blog/cheap-f...
#mordheim #ulvheim #frostgrave #warhammer #kingsofwar #guardsoftraitorstoll #dnd
www.domainofmanythings.com/blog/cheap-f...
#mordheim #ulvheim #frostgrave #warhammer #kingsofwar #guardsoftraitorstoll #dnd
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i can’t talk about sports gambling anymore without sounding like a crank but i do believe legalized sports gambling is like 15-20% responsible for our current dystopia
The Athletic polled hundreds of players from across the NBA, NFL, MLB and NHL about their opinions surrounding how sports betting impacts players — the responses were haunting.
November 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
i can’t talk about sports gambling anymore without sounding like a crank but i do believe legalized sports gambling is like 15-20% responsible for our current dystopia
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Started watching MURDERBOT and now I don't wanna go to work, I just want to watch MURDERBOT, which is pretty much the plot of MURDERBOT.
November 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Started watching MURDERBOT and now I don't wanna go to work, I just want to watch MURDERBOT, which is pretty much the plot of MURDERBOT.
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A naval game that was actually fun, check out Snorkers! Link to Facebook group here www.facebook.com/share/1Giks4.... and you can buy the rules here www.inwts.co.uk
November 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
A naval game that was actually fun, check out Snorkers! Link to Facebook group here www.facebook.com/share/1Giks4.... and you can buy the rules here www.inwts.co.uk
A small moment of very niche nerdy joy.
Blue Planet is my favorite RPG. When the new edition was Kickstarted, they had backer tier where you could name a feature on one of the maps.
Much to my surprise, on the main, zoomed out map on the slipcover was my little contribution, "Barnum Trench."
Blue Planet is my favorite RPG. When the new edition was Kickstarted, they had backer tier where you could name a feature on one of the maps.
Much to my surprise, on the main, zoomed out map on the slipcover was my little contribution, "Barnum Trench."
November 8, 2025 at 12:17 AM
A small moment of very niche nerdy joy.
Blue Planet is my favorite RPG. When the new edition was Kickstarted, they had backer tier where you could name a feature on one of the maps.
Much to my surprise, on the main, zoomed out map on the slipcover was my little contribution, "Barnum Trench."
Blue Planet is my favorite RPG. When the new edition was Kickstarted, they had backer tier where you could name a feature on one of the maps.
Much to my surprise, on the main, zoomed out map on the slipcover was my little contribution, "Barnum Trench."
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I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
ChatGPT encouraged college graduate to commit suicide, family claims in lawsuit against OpenAI | CNN
A 23-year-old man killed himself in Texas after ChatGPT ‘goaded’ him to commit suicide, his family says in a lawsuit.
www.cnn.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
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Oh yeah you're gonna be swimming in Cosmic Crisp this year
WA orchards usually do a lot of exporting to Asia. Soooooo yeah
WA orchards usually do a lot of exporting to Asia. Soooooo yeah
Cosmic Crisp are the cheapest apples on the shelf for most of the year here, but I live in WA
Like, that's my go-to cooking apple
Like, that's my go-to cooking apple
November 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Oh yeah you're gonna be swimming in Cosmic Crisp this year
WA orchards usually do a lot of exporting to Asia. Soooooo yeah
WA orchards usually do a lot of exporting to Asia. Soooooo yeah
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The Combat, 1939, by Leslie Gilbert Illingworth (1902–1979).
November 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The Combat, 1939, by Leslie Gilbert Illingworth (1902–1979).