Variance Hammer
@variancehammer.bsky.social
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Writer for variancehammer.com and goonhammer.com. Co-host of Lost to the Nails and the Plastic Pressgang Podcast. Fan of the Horus Heresy, Adeptus Titanicus and myriad historicals. Avid terrain enthusiast. He/him/his
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navmecheng.bsky.social
> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.
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30K Seven Samurai with a Blackshields primary detachment with OoM: Alone and Forgotten and OoM: The Blade of the Just
Win a combat? Get 3 VP.
Lost a combat and die? Get D6+1 VP
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I am *very* tempted by Oath of Moment: Alone and Forgotten.
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@simonberman.bsky.social How you feeling about the Blackshields rules?
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matthewseiji.com
It’s 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4
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catacalypto.bsky.social
I watched this (link in the comments) a few months ago and I’m still delighted by it. Worth watching if you find Shakespeare “difficult” at times.
artofchira.bsky.social
whenever i encounter people who say they can't understand shakespeare verses I always send them this clip from the 2019 Shakespeare in the Park production of Much Ado About Nothing
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wartranslated.bsky.social
The Polish Territorial Defense Forces report that they are training mounted infantry.

It seems there will now be Polish cavalry as well.
www.facebook.com/Terytorialsi...
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And to be clear, I did mean this sort of emergent "We have a cool robo-man who was around during this period, I wonder what he was up to..." rather than like, "Shareholder relations says you need 1.75 toy mentions per page."
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OpenAI must opt-out of me breaking into their offices and stealing everything but the green pens.
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chronicleflask.katday.com
Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔
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Please, just stop sending me AI videos of Dad. Stop believing I wanna see it or that I'll understand, I don't and I won't. If you're just trying to troll me, I've seen way worse, i'll restrict and move on. But please, if you've got any decency, just stop doing this to him and to me, to everyone even, full stop. It's dumb, it's a waste of time and energy, and believe me, it's NOT what he'd want.
To watch the legacies of real people be condensed down to 'this vaguely looks and sounds like them so that's enough,
, just so
other people can churn out horrible TikTok slop puppeteering them is maddening. You're not making art, you're making disgusting, over-processed hotdogs out of the lives of human beings, out of the history of art and music, and then shoving them down someone else's throat hoping they'll give you a little thumbs up and like it.
Gross. And for the love of EVERYTHING, stop calling it 'the future. Al is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be reconsumed. You are taking in the Human Centipede of content, and from the very very end of the line, all while the folks at the front laugh and laugh, consume and consume.
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levostregc.bsky.social
Peacehammer 40K: Yn the cozye glowe of the far future, ther ys onlye warmth.
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You guys are fumbling this *spectacularly*
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askelart.bsky.social
It's my birthday today!
So I would be glad if you share my arts

Thank you all for sticking with me!💛
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Nope! Indie academic conference
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Between Inductii and Militia, we're eating good