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the food at Kumoya was actually pretty good!
the mandatory 20% "service charge" which was "not a tip or gratuity" on top of the already overpriced bill definitely was not (this was $50 by itself)
why the Denver restaurant scene INSISTS on constantly shooting itself in the foot is beyond me
the mandatory 20% "service charge" which was "not a tip or gratuity" on top of the already overpriced bill definitely was not (this was $50 by itself)
why the Denver restaurant scene INSISTS on constantly shooting itself in the foot is beyond me
February 16, 2026 at 5:29 AM
the food at Kumoya was actually pretty good!
the mandatory 20% "service charge" which was "not a tip or gratuity" on top of the already overpriced bill definitely was not (this was $50 by itself)
why the Denver restaurant scene INSISTS on constantly shooting itself in the foot is beyond me
the mandatory 20% "service charge" which was "not a tip or gratuity" on top of the already overpriced bill definitely was not (this was $50 by itself)
why the Denver restaurant scene INSISTS on constantly shooting itself in the foot is beyond me
knocked $30/month off the internet bill with a quick phone call in addition to the $320/month i just shaved off the auto/home insurances
think my dad would be pretty proud of how much of a cheap bastard i've become 😂
think my dad would be pretty proud of how much of a cheap bastard i've become 😂
February 16, 2026 at 2:13 AM
knocked $30/month off the internet bill with a quick phone call in addition to the $320/month i just shaved off the auto/home insurances
think my dad would be pretty proud of how much of a cheap bastard i've become 😂
think my dad would be pretty proud of how much of a cheap bastard i've become 😂
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The wolf found something new about himself
February 15, 2026 at 11:17 PM
The wolf found something new about himself
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February 14, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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This ride gets pretty wild when you're not holding the reins.
February 14, 2026 at 2:19 PM
This ride gets pretty wild when you're not holding the reins.
happy V-day to the best smelling shep this side of the Mississippi :3 ❤️ @doggologic.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 8:17 PM
happy V-day to the best smelling shep this side of the Mississippi :3 ❤️ @doggologic.bsky.social
JOHN WICK VIDEO GAME
JOHN WICK VIDEO GAME
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
JOHN WICK VIDEO GAME
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
February 13, 2026 at 4:16 AM
JOHN WICK VIDEO GAME
JOHN WICK VIDEO GAME
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
JOHN WICK VIDEO GAME
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
don't forget to shop for new insurance yall. between home + auto I just knocked $3,000 off yearly by making a few stupid phone calls
sincerely,
your annual reminder that insurance is a scam
sincerely,
your annual reminder that insurance is a scam
February 12, 2026 at 11:48 PM
don't forget to shop for new insurance yall. between home + auto I just knocked $3,000 off yearly by making a few stupid phone calls
sincerely,
your annual reminder that insurance is a scam
sincerely,
your annual reminder that insurance is a scam
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February 3, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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got a surprise gift today from a CSM I worked with recently on a big client I probably saved from churning
It's nice to feel appreciated every now and then 🥳
It's nice to feel appreciated every now and then 🥳
February 11, 2026 at 10:35 PM
got a surprise gift today from a CSM I worked with recently on a big client I probably saved from churning
It's nice to feel appreciated every now and then 🥳
It's nice to feel appreciated every now and then 🥳
reject modernity
embrace tradition
embrace tradition
February 9, 2026 at 5:38 PM
reject modernity
embrace tradition
embrace tradition
I will be wearing my good luck jersey to the function tonight. sorry boston 😂
February 8, 2026 at 6:48 PM
I will be wearing my good luck jersey to the function tonight. sorry boston 😂
this should go without saying but
go seabirds
go seabirds
February 8, 2026 at 6:29 PM
this should go without saying but
go seabirds
go seabirds
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February 6, 2026 at 3:04 PM
FINALLY i owe federal tax this year instead of getting a giant refund. took me years to get that W4 right 😂
February 4, 2026 at 6:28 PM
FINALLY i owe federal tax this year instead of getting a giant refund. took me years to get that W4 right 😂
$15 uber eats credit renewed for the month...you know what that means! 👀🍩
February 3, 2026 at 9:14 PM
$15 uber eats credit renewed for the month...you know what that means! 👀🍩
turns out that power outage yesterday fried the bootloader on my raspberry pi and now i have to completely rebuild my weather station upload server for my website and my DNS sinkhole
thanks a bunch Xcel Energy! 🖕
thanks a bunch Xcel Energy! 🖕
February 3, 2026 at 1:25 AM
turns out that power outage yesterday fried the bootloader on my raspberry pi and now i have to completely rebuild my weather station upload server for my website and my DNS sinkhole
thanks a bunch Xcel Energy! 🖕
thanks a bunch Xcel Energy! 🖕
aaaaand power outage :D
February 1, 2026 at 10:57 PM
aaaaand power outage :D
this is..incredibly disingenuous clickbait-y garbage
people will read this headline thinking Luigi's not going away for life to be made an example of. this is only because the feds can't try him for murder because his crime doesn't fall under their jurisdiction, so he simply won't be executed
people will read this headline thinking Luigi's not going away for life to be made an example of. this is only because the feds can't try him for murder because his crime doesn't fall under their jurisdiction, so he simply won't be executed
BREAKING: Judge dismisses murder, weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealth CEO killer Mangione reut.rs/45Fin56
January 30, 2026 at 6:05 PM
this is..incredibly disingenuous clickbait-y garbage
people will read this headline thinking Luigi's not going away for life to be made an example of. this is only because the feds can't try him for murder because his crime doesn't fall under their jurisdiction, so he simply won't be executed
people will read this headline thinking Luigi's not going away for life to be made an example of. this is only because the feds can't try him for murder because his crime doesn't fall under their jurisdiction, so he simply won't be executed
HELL YEAH FUCK THE RAMS
January 26, 2026 at 2:54 AM
HELL YEAH FUCK THE RAMS
the evil empire strikes again 😂
January 25, 2026 at 11:15 PM
the evil empire strikes again 😂