Matthew Varley
@varbles.bsky.social
He\Them. Reader, tabletop game enthusiast, video game player, and miniature painter. Principal software engineer making telephones ring in my day job. Mastodon: https://dice.camp/@varbles
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Again, to every videogame writer who wrote funny emails to read in an immersive sim/etc. where I rolled my eyes and said out loud, "lol like anyone would ever email something this on the nose", again, sorry, I was wrong, life sucks, you nailed it
November 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Again, to every videogame writer who wrote funny emails to read in an immersive sim/etc. where I rolled my eyes and said out loud, "lol like anyone would ever email something this on the nose", again, sorry, I was wrong, life sucks, you nailed it
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10 years old and maybe never more relevant than in contemporary software development
www.commitstrip.com/en/2016/08/2...
www.commitstrip.com/en/2016/08/2...
November 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
10 years old and maybe never more relevant than in contemporary software development
www.commitstrip.com/en/2016/08/2...
www.commitstrip.com/en/2016/08/2...
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I would like it if Microsoft had a commerical that explained how to turn their new AI off. Stop bothering me.
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I would like it if Microsoft had a commerical that explained how to turn their new AI off. Stop bothering me.
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Check your ballot. It’s possible that it’s been challenged due to leaving the ballot envelope unsigned or a signature mismatch. You can cure that with King County Elections so your ballot is counted! kingcounty.gov/en/dept/elec...
November 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Check your ballot. It’s possible that it’s been challenged due to leaving the ballot envelope unsigned or a signature mismatch. You can cure that with King County Elections so your ballot is counted! kingcounty.gov/en/dept/elec...
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“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN
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It’s basically Deep Space Nine.
Hello welcome to bluesky. We have every kind of anti-government radical left of center, and also, baseball
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
It’s basically Deep Space Nine.
Hey, if you skip that $5 treat you get once a week, you could afford the 20% downpayment on a $800k starter home in *does math* 615 years!
“At the same time, more than half of Gen Z members say they are struggling to make ends meet, yet a majority buy themselves a small treat, such as a pastry, coffee, or sweet, at least once a week. That can lead to overspending…”
archive.ph/2TI8J
archive.ph/2TI8J
October 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Hey, if you skip that $5 treat you get once a week, you could afford the 20% downpayment on a $800k starter home in *does math* 615 years!
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The whole "oh, but lootboxes ARE okay?" rejoinder to literally any criticism of gacha mechanics falls flat for me because, well, no, I don't play games with lootboxes either. Or daily limits, premium currencies, season passes, blindbox cosmetics, pay-to-win bullshit, or in-app purchases of any kind.
October 25, 2025 at 5:11 AM
The whole "oh, but lootboxes ARE okay?" rejoinder to literally any criticism of gacha mechanics falls flat for me because, well, no, I don't play games with lootboxes either. Or daily limits, premium currencies, season passes, blindbox cosmetics, pay-to-win bullshit, or in-app purchases of any kind.
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Banned Books - Gator Days
October 6, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Banned Books - Gator Days
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20 years ago, normal people avoided technology and techies would jump on the newest gadgets as soon as they could
now, normal people buy smart toasters & coffee mugs while every techie I know is on the verge of retreating to the forest
now, normal people buy smart toasters & coffee mugs while every techie I know is on the verge of retreating to the forest
September 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
20 years ago, normal people avoided technology and techies would jump on the newest gadgets as soon as they could
now, normal people buy smart toasters & coffee mugs while every techie I know is on the verge of retreating to the forest
now, normal people buy smart toasters & coffee mugs while every techie I know is on the verge of retreating to the forest
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WE'RE IN OVERTIME!
As long as the Backertrain is chugging along, Cypher is STILL LIVE! Join over 5,000 people to bring Cypher to life!
How long will overtime last?? That's entirely up to you! It's been HOURS on our last campaigns! Choo choo 🚂🚂🚂
mymcg.info/cypher
As long as the Backertrain is chugging along, Cypher is STILL LIVE! Join over 5,000 people to bring Cypher to life!
How long will overtime last?? That's entirely up to you! It's been HOURS on our last campaigns! Choo choo 🚂🚂🚂
mymcg.info/cypher
September 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
WE'RE IN OVERTIME!
As long as the Backertrain is chugging along, Cypher is STILL LIVE! Join over 5,000 people to bring Cypher to life!
How long will overtime last?? That's entirely up to you! It's been HOURS on our last campaigns! Choo choo 🚂🚂🚂
mymcg.info/cypher
As long as the Backertrain is chugging along, Cypher is STILL LIVE! Join over 5,000 people to bring Cypher to life!
How long will overtime last?? That's entirely up to you! It's been HOURS on our last campaigns! Choo choo 🚂🚂🚂
mymcg.info/cypher
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
If Tylenol caused autism, we'd have a LOT more trains.
September 23, 2025 at 6:37 AM
If Tylenol caused autism, we'd have a LOT more trains.
Remap Radio
Revolutions by Mike Duncan
Shelved by Genre
Friends at the Table
Revolutions by Mike Duncan
Shelved by Genre
Friends at the Table
dating apps should just make men list their top 5 podcasts
September 17, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Remap Radio
Revolutions by Mike Duncan
Shelved by Genre
Friends at the Table
Revolutions by Mike Duncan
Shelved by Genre
Friends at the Table
New Fire Emblem! And I love all the characters already.
September 13, 2025 at 2:07 AM
New Fire Emblem! And I love all the characters already.
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Ten Years Later, LIGO is a Black-Hole Hunting Machine
LIGO, Virgo, and KAGRA celebrate anniversary, announce verification of Stephen Hawking's Black Hole Area Theorem.
www.caltech.edu/about/news/t... 🧪🔭 @ligo.org @caltech.edu
LIGO, Virgo, and KAGRA celebrate anniversary, announce verification of Stephen Hawking's Black Hole Area Theorem.
www.caltech.edu/about/news/t... 🧪🔭 @ligo.org @caltech.edu
September 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Ten Years Later, LIGO is a Black-Hole Hunting Machine
LIGO, Virgo, and KAGRA celebrate anniversary, announce verification of Stephen Hawking's Black Hole Area Theorem.
www.caltech.edu/about/news/t... 🧪🔭 @ligo.org @caltech.edu
LIGO, Virgo, and KAGRA celebrate anniversary, announce verification of Stephen Hawking's Black Hole Area Theorem.
www.caltech.edu/about/news/t... 🧪🔭 @ligo.org @caltech.edu
Alright, Steelers impressions
1) Nice to have an offense. I forgot points could get into the 30's.
2) Defense needs to show up. They're being paid way too much to allow over 30 points and almost 200 rushing yards.
3) Broderick Jones was bad enough that he might need to get benched immediately.
1) Nice to have an offense. I forgot points could get into the 30's.
2) Defense needs to show up. They're being paid way too much to allow over 30 points and almost 200 rushing yards.
3) Broderick Jones was bad enough that he might need to get benched immediately.
September 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Alright, Steelers impressions
1) Nice to have an offense. I forgot points could get into the 30's.
2) Defense needs to show up. They're being paid way too much to allow over 30 points and almost 200 rushing yards.
3) Broderick Jones was bad enough that he might need to get benched immediately.
1) Nice to have an offense. I forgot points could get into the 30's.
2) Defense needs to show up. They're being paid way too much to allow over 30 points and almost 200 rushing yards.
3) Broderick Jones was bad enough that he might need to get benched immediately.
After a season of Wilson and Fields, it is weird seeing the Steelers targeting the middle of the field again.
September 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
After a season of Wilson and Fields, it is weird seeing the Steelers targeting the middle of the field again.
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Heeeeeeey yall!
That "if you hate AI you understand racists" guy sure is annoying, right?
Why make them famous for being an idiot? I am seeing more reposts of this person than I am of legit awesome ppl, and I hate that.
Stop dunking, stop "arguing", sto
Block block block and move on, plz.
That "if you hate AI you understand racists" guy sure is annoying, right?
Why make them famous for being an idiot? I am seeing more reposts of this person than I am of legit awesome ppl, and I hate that.
Stop dunking, stop "arguing", sto
Block block block and move on, plz.
September 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Heeeeeeey yall!
That "if you hate AI you understand racists" guy sure is annoying, right?
Why make them famous for being an idiot? I am seeing more reposts of this person than I am of legit awesome ppl, and I hate that.
Stop dunking, stop "arguing", sto
Block block block and move on, plz.
That "if you hate AI you understand racists" guy sure is annoying, right?
Why make them famous for being an idiot? I am seeing more reposts of this person than I am of legit awesome ppl, and I hate that.
Stop dunking, stop "arguing", sto
Block block block and move on, plz.
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This is my first opportunity of the year to point out how much I don't like taunting penalties and really don't like the emphasis on taunting penalties this year.
Let young men with adrenaline act like young men with adrenaline.
Let young men with adrenaline act like young men with adrenaline.
September 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
This is my first opportunity of the year to point out how much I don't like taunting penalties and really don't like the emphasis on taunting penalties this year.
Let young men with adrenaline act like young men with adrenaline.
Let young men with adrenaline act like young men with adrenaline.
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Games Workshop could absolutely clean up if they started publishing 40k romance novels, I'm just saying.
September 2, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Games Workshop could absolutely clean up if they started publishing 40k romance novels, I'm just saying.
PAX Haul this year.
September 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
PAX Haul this year.
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I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org
September 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org
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ICE took 2 firefighters OFF THE FUCKING FIRE LINE!?
Federal agents arrest firefighters working on WA wildfire
Federal agents showed up northeast of Lake Cushman to check identification of crew members fighting Washington's largest active wildfire.
www.seattletimes.com
August 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
ICE took 2 firefighters OFF THE FUCKING FIRE LINE!?