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Mick W
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I work all day, and get half-drunk at night
Back in the one-eyed city.
December 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Well well well, who just snaffled the bacon butty bought for me by OH.
You turn you back…
December 13, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Steve Bannon: You're what Grammy Hall would call a real Jew.
Alvy Singer: Oh. Thank you.
Steve Bannon: Yeah, well, you - she hates Jews. She thinks that they just make money, but let me tell you, I mean, she's the one, yeah, is she ever. I'm tellin' you
‘I preferred your earlier funny movies’
December 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The new Knives Out is about 2hrs too long.
December 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Ngl I did take the piss with IOU’s a few times.
More importantly…
December 12, 2025 at 1:55 PM
More importantly…
December 12, 2025 at 1:53 PM
This release today has cheered me up at work.
All you need to make an indie pop album is 3 chords, the truth and a Mellotron.

julianahatfield.bandcamp.com/album/lightn...
Lightning Might Strike, by Juliana Hatfield
12 track album
julianahatfield.bandcamp.com
December 12, 2025 at 1:51 PM
What actor’s facial expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life?
December 12, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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I don't really post anymore, but I would like to carry on writing books at some point in the future.

Hate to be annoying, but any chance you could retweet so old twitter followers can find me if they want to? Going to delete my twitter, or at least abandon it on lock and let it die a slow death.
December 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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I thought they stopped putting toys in cereal boxes but a peace prize fell out of mine.
December 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Can we ask US tourists to name 5 European capital cities.

US could ask foreign tourists for five-year social media history before entry www.bbc.com/news/article...
US could ask tourists for five-year social media history before entry
The plan would affect people from countries, including the UK, who can fill out a form in lieu of a visa.
www.bbc.com
December 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I Googled about one car and AI mentioned I should be careful of the “plastic coolant bypass” and why it should be replaced by a metal one. I asked a dealer if the car had been modified with this and he said he has no idea what the fuck I am on about.
Car has been written off so now looking for a new one. I thought I would be ok but after one day I’m lost. I have no knowledge of anything to do with motors , they are just a means of getting from A to B. The last car I bought was based solely on the fact it had a DAB radio.
December 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Car has been written off so now looking for a new one. I thought I would be ok but after one day I’m lost. I have no knowledge of anything to do with motors , they are just a means of getting from A to B. The last car I bought was based solely on the fact it had a DAB radio.
December 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Erm..is it because they don’t have any chocolate in them anymore.

Toffee Crisp and Blue Riband can't be called chocolate any more www.bbc.com/news/article...
Toffee Crisp and Blue Riband can't be called chocolate any more
Nestle has used more vegetable oil in it recipes, meaning the treats no longer qualify as chocolate under UK law
www.bbc.com
December 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Time again for my favorite christmas post ever, one that still makes me laugh every time i read it
December 23, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Reposted by Mick W
The Rock’n’Roll Doctor is IN
December 10, 2025 at 7:40 AM
“Attractive price”
“Facebook”
I mean, ffs man.

I lost £13k after my second-hand EV turned out to be a clone car www.bbc.com/news/article...
Cardiff man loses £13K in 'truly terrible' car clone fraud
Sevak Maljian says he carried out all recommended checks when buying a used car.
www.bbc.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:24 AM
There is a poker scene in the latest episode of Pluribus where the bloke has a winning Royal flush and takes his time showing his (unbeatable) hand and everyone cheers at the reveal.
Do not ever do this in real life , you will be hated by everyone at the table and no one will cheer.
#Slowroll
December 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Bugonia.
Highly recommend, one of the best films this year.
December 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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I haven't blogged for ages, so I wrote far too many words about something that happened 40 years ago, and which nobody outside of America cares about.
New Coke: A Warning from History
If, like me, you’re British then your knowledge of New Coke is likely to be (a) it was a massive failure, (b) everyone hated it, (c) it was a terrible business decision, and, if your go-to re…
excelpope.net
December 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Martin Parr has died & this grimmest gloomiest greyest, Sundayest of Sundays is the perfect day to watch Signs of the Times.
All four extraordinary episodes are full of pathos, beauty & humour, life & love stories told through relationships with interiors & objects
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...
Signs of the Times - That Little Bit Different
Terry and Sue quite like Austrian blinds but feel they're common. And just why do Ray and Jane change their three-piece suite twice a year? (1992)
www.bbc.co.uk
December 7, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Struggling today with a hangover. The thought of doing anything almost brings on a panic attack. On the upside i did win a Fortnum & Mason Xmas hamper at the works party last night.
#JammyGet
#NoSympathy
December 7, 2025 at 2:24 PM
One of my favourite photographs by Martin Parr.
I lived in New Brighton around the same time as these pics where taken and used to go to this place for ice cream after swimming at the beach or the outdoor baths (now knocked down). The shops are still there and havent changed much.
RIP Martin Parr
December 7, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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It’s Fritz Lang’s birthday.
First question:
‘Tell me in detail about the day Goebbels invited you to the Ministry & offered you the job of official filmmaker for the Nazi Party & what happened subsequently.’
‘It’s a long story.’
‘I hope so.’
youtu.be/or0j1mY_rug?...
Fritz Lang Interviewed by William Friedkin (1975) - sub ITA
YouTube video by MangiaFuoco
youtu.be
December 5, 2025 at 12:10 PM